Kashin(荷兰球迷)： 萨里让他去了，可是凯帕分歧意啊！(Sarri told him to but Kepa wouldn't allow it.)
Hunchovis(未知主队球迷)： 这场闹剧在IMDB 上都有9.8的评分了，《权力的游戏》那就是个弟弟！(Pure entertainment. 9.8 on IMDB. Fuck Game of Thrones.)
Alessio321(未知主队球迷)： 《权利的游戏》必定没人看啦，除非最后登上铁王座的是凯帕！(No one would watch GOT again unless Kepa claims the iron throne.)
Envague(曼联球迷)： 真遗憾，凯帕痛掉执教切尔西夺得首冠的机遇啊！(Pity, Kepa Arrizabalaga loses his first trophy as Chelsea manager.)
Borgatronification(阿森纳球迷)： 英国已终止脱欧打算了，由于凯帕分歧意！(UK to cancel Brexit as Arrizabalaga refuses to leave.)
Dirgetka(利兹联球迷)： “效率西伯利亚队是我儿时以来的胡想。”——2019年6月，凯帕如是说。("It's always been a lifelong dream of mine to play for Siberia" - Kepa in June 2019.)
LegendaryMemeBo(皇马球迷)： 这如果我在玩FM，凯帕就得被下放到U19青年队，在他残剩的合同刻日内，都得被放置密集练习成先锋！(If this was FM, I'd put him with the U-19s and put him on an intense training regime to be a striker for the rest of his contract.)
OrangeSyringe(曼城球迷)： 看到卡巴列罗要进场真是吓尿我了，究竟他对我们球员是那末领会，幸亏我们的卧底凯帕神勇地站了出来。(I was so scared when Caballero got ready. He probably knows the players very well. Thank God our agent Kepa stood out.)
Unicallthrowaway(未知主队球迷)： 凯帕此刻可以说是曼城名宿了…(Kepa is a City Legend now.)
Hieillua(未知主队球迷)： 想象一下凯帕对西蒙尼或加图索做出这类事…(Imagine if Kepa did this to Simeone or Gatusso.)
carpie101(切尔西球迷)： 那估量今后就只能去牢狱看望我们的锻练了…(Then we could only see our coach in the jail.)
LosTerminators(西班牙球迷)： 凯帕不就是来弥补库尔图瓦的空白吗，所以他也就像裤袜一样狗了…(He arrived as a replacement for Courtois, so he decided to be a snake like him.)
Geronimo8(切尔西球迷)： 和凯帕比拟，我感觉库尔图瓦此人也挺好的…(Courtois becomes a good man compared with Kepa.)
Zakar1ya(切尔西球迷)： 其实点球年夜战输球我还挺兴奋的，如许凯帕就不克不及拿这个给本身辩白了…(I'm almost glad that we lost that just so that Kepa doesn't feel vindicated for acting in such a way.)
Byhoskyy(AC米兰球迷)： 凯帕还需要啥辩白啊，他不都已当上锻练了吗？(He doesn’t need vindication, he is now the manager.)
Harkoncito(皇马球迷)： 上半赛季的梗都是曼联带来的，下半赛季又换成切尔西了，好等候赛季竣事时又会酿成谁的梗呢？(First half of the season, United brought the drama. In the second half it's Chelsea's turn. I wonder what the writers will give us for the finale.)
Tugays_Tabs(布莱克本球迷)： 固然是利物浦失落链子啦！(Liverpool fucking it up.)
iNS0MNiA_uK(利物浦球迷)： 额，这不是每一年城市产生的事吗？(…but that happens every season.)
Wilsec(曼联球迷)： 我敢包管如果场上切尔西只有坎特一人，最后的比分还会是0-0！(Pretty sure if Kante was the only Chelsea player on the pitch it would still be 0-0.)
MagicalMesut(阿森纳球迷)： 前次不就只有坎特一人么，成果输了0-6…(Right like last time when it was 6-0 in the end?)
Username3009(未知主队球迷)： 还真是第一次见队医的勾当热图规模比球员都要年夜的…(This is going to be the first instance where the physios have a larger heat map than the players in the match.)
Aidsfart_(阿森纳球迷)： 作为这场角逐的不雅众，我都最先担忧本身会不会受伤了…(Terrified that I will get injured watching the game.)
(图)：曼联队医本场角逐热门图
justh0nest(斯里兰卡球迷)： 照如许下去，曼联和利物浦只能合股凑11人来踢剩下的角逐了…(At this rate, United and Liverpool will have to play a combined XI for the next couple of fixtures.)
Modini(曼联球迷)： 这场角逐的脚本是乔治-马丁写的吧！(This match was written by George RR Martin.)
(注：乔治-马丁是《权利的游戏》作者)
DatGuy100(英格兰球迷)： 客岁12月才复出的科斯切尔尼，对阵联赛前6的进球都已比萨拉赫多了…(Koscielny has more goals against top 6 sides than Salah and he was out until December.)
ZakkTheChimp(伯恩利球迷)： 牛逼啊，要知道科斯切尔尼底子没机遇面临阿森纳的灭亡后防地啊！(Impressive because he didn’t even get to play against that horrible Arsenal defence.)
IanCaesars(利物浦球迷)： 千万没想到，这场角逐最具要挟的进攻对决居然是马蒂普VS斯莫林…(Hard to believe the best attacking option is Matip vs Smalling.)
Wicksy92(雷丁球迷)： 上半场就有5人受伤了，希奇的是斯图里奇居然不在此中…(5 players injured in the first half and Sturridge isn't one of them. Unreal.)
Ilovetennis247(未知主队球迷)： 假如你曾效率在利物浦、曼城或利兹联此中任何一支球队，你城市成为果断的反曼联主义者；假如这3支球队你都效率过，那你就是...米尔纳...(If you played for one of Liverpool, Man City, or Leeds, you'd have a rivalry with Man United. If you played for all three, you'd be James Milner.)
Idontlikethisstuff(阿森纳球迷)： 活久见啊，我们居然能在上半场进球了，并且还一进进俩？(We're allowed to score in the first half? Twice??? This is new.)
Ixoyefish(阿森纳球迷)： 此刻仍是不敢相信，我们居然成了桑切斯买卖中受益的一方…(still cant believe we got the better part of that sanchez deal.)
Mojambowhatisthescen(阿森纳球迷)： 我们是在和本身的后防地踢角逐么…(Are we playing against our own defence? :)
3200-microwave(未知主队球迷)： 和南安普顿的后防地比拟，穆斯塔菲都酿成内少的级别了…(Southampton's defence makes Mustafi look like Nesta level.)
the_studge(利物浦球迷)： 握日哦，这不就是你玩FIFA的时辰电脑硬进的那种不讲理的球吗？(Holy fuck, this looks like those unfair goals the FIFA AI just scores against you.)
NBLSS(阿森纳球迷)： 呵呵，650球，50个帽子戏法，你用FIFA都玩不出来…(Well, 650th goal. 50th hat trick. This is not even possible on fifa.)
Nibbaheem(未知主队球迷)： 跟巴萨踢球不要穿白色球衣，这咋就记不住呢？(Just don't wear white when playing against Barca. Is it so hard to remember?)
Mojambowhatisthescen(阿森纳球迷)： 塞维利亚球迷都不知道是为梅西碾碎本身的主队而难熬，仍是为能见证史上最好踢球而兴奋了…(Sevilla fans don't know whether to cry because Messi keeps murdering them, or be happy they're watching the GOAT do what only he can!)
poop-901(未知主队球迷)： 梅西的确比拆弹专家还要刻毒啊！(Messi is cooler than a bomb disposal expert.)
Ph4sor(未知主队球迷)： 梅西必然进入吸血鬼名人堂了，由于他总能一血封喉…(He belong in a vampire hall because he always draws blood.)
Griezzy(未知主队球迷)： 这几个月皮克在进攻时的盘带和跑位，看起来比苏亚雷斯要靠谱多了…(Pique’s dribbling/run in attack looked better than anything Suarez has done in months.)
myvirginityisstrong(未知主队球迷)： 梅西真的太牛逼了，给苏亚雷斯都能送助攻进球…(Messi is so good he can even make Suarez score.)
Adamanthium(巴萨球迷)： 看到苏亚雷斯的一脚触球，卢卡库都笑了。(Lukaku watching Suarez with pride with those first touches.)
nexus1011(未知主队球迷)： 巴萨的进攻太缺少想象力了，不就是传给梅西然后就看他进球吗！(Barca's attack is no imagination at all. Only solution is to pass it to Messi and watch him to score.)
OneWordMan86ya(未知主队球迷)： 假如梅西是塞维利亚球员，他们早就赢6-0了…(If Messi was in Sevilla, they would have won 6-0.)
patw420(西雅图球迷)： 西甲联赛十来年的总结就是，一支球队有梅西，而其他球队没有。(Story of La Liga in the last decade is one team had Messi, the others didn’t.)
(图)：梅西本场角逐热门图。注：goat/山羊，为greatest of all time/史上最好的缩写
LarryPeru(巴萨球迷)： 对我们而言最好球员就是梅西，排第二的是受伤的梅西。(The best player for us is Lionel Messi. The second best player is Lionel Messi injured.)
LavenderClouds(西班牙球迷)： 看塞维利亚的角逐，就像是在看一场慢镜头的车祸一样…(Watching Sevilla play is like watching a car crash in slow motion.)
FFredde(瑞典球迷)： 裁判吹成这个模样，也是要禁赛的吧！(Refs should get suspended for shitty decisions like this.)
met5abel(皇马球迷)： 那时人们还笑话我们没有引进C罗的替换者，其实他们不知道，我们已免签了VAR！(People were laughing at us when we didn't replace Ronaldo. Little did they know we got VAR on a free transfer.)
Azaghtooth(皇马球迷)： 尤文这下怕是要凉了啊，马竞下回合不得排个10-0-0阵型出来…(Cant see juve coming back from this , atleti will probably play 10-0-0 in the 2nd leg.)
Sidorovich123(马竞球迷)： 看来我们要持续裁减尤文、巴萨、拜仁，然后又在决赛里输给皇马了！(We gonna knock out Juve, Barca, Bayern and loose Finals against real madrid)
PersonFromPlace(阿森纳球迷)： 西蒙尼日常平凡老是穿这件黑色外衣吗，看起来似乎是披上黑衣的守夜人…(Does Diego Simeone always wear a jacket that makes it look like he’s taken up the black at the Night’s Watch?)
Kriskobg(皇马球迷)： 看见C罗在尤文踢球，仍是会让我感应像看见深爱的前女友在和此外汉子逛街…(Seeing Ronaldo on Juventus still feels like seeing an ex you love with another man on the street.)
VolumeIs(未知主队球迷)： 就看下场博努奇帽子戏法年夜逆转了！(Wait for bonucci’s hattrick.)
sass0(AC米兰球迷)： 同时效率过国米、尤文和米兰，又同时被这三家球迷都不待见的，生怕只有博努奇一人了吧…(bonucci is probably the only player that has played for inter, juve, and milan and universally hated by all 3 fanbases.)
Askale1(阿森纳球迷)： 挺公允的，里昂没上费基尔，巴萨也没上先锋啊！(Fair game. Lyon missed Fekir and Barcelona missed a striker.)
Hare712(位置是主队球迷)： 是莫拉塔在戴着苏亚雷斯的面具踢球吧…(It was Morata with a Suarez mask!)
Indorsus (巴萨球迷)： 苏亚雷斯的射门，就像是喝醉酒后和想妻子年夜协调，却找不到*哔*一样…(Suarez’s shot is like when you are drunk and can't find your wife’s p*ssy.)
Themanyfaceasian(未知主队球迷)： 好驰念哈维，假如你不知道该怎样和妻子处事，你就把妻子传给他就好了…(I miss Xavi. If I had a wife and didn’t know what to do with her, I’d pass her to Xavi as well.)
affenhirn1(巴萨球迷)： 哪怕你用我5岁的弟弟来顶替苏亚雷斯的位置，你也不会发现有啥区分！(You could replace Suarez with my 5 yo brother and you wouldn't notice the difference.)
iskaon(巴萨球迷)： 那可未必啊，有那末多机遇，你弟弟没准还真能踢进去一个…(no, ur brother would prob score one of those chances.)
idiot_masiello(未知主队球迷)： 最令我震动的是，布斯克茨居然都有2脚射正…(Most shocking thing about this game was that Busquets had two shots on target.)
Barcaholic(巴萨球迷)： 当球队最好的射门机遇是布斯克茨完成的时辰，你就知道咱踢得是何等膈应了…(You know things are bad when Busi produces your best scoring chance.)
XeroVeil(德国球迷)： 尼玛，禁区旁边这堆传球都把我吓老15岁了…(Fuck me this passing around in our box is going to age me 15 years tonight.)
Tcariappa(利物浦球迷)： 这角逐对我的危险太年夜了，不管是心脏仍是菊花…(I seriously don't think this is good for my heart and asshole.)
distantapplause(未知主队球迷)： 看这表示，第二回合两队应当都被裁减才对…(On this evidence both teams will be eliminated in the second leg.)
NoHome8(阿森纳球迷)： 十分困难才劝我从不看球的美国伴侣来看这场角逐，还说这场角逐是何等有豪情，此刻他们看我就像傻子一样…(told my american friends who don’t watch football to watch this because it would be very exciting. Now they must think I am an idiot.)
Jack_ADTR(热刺球迷)： 阿迪达斯每一年都把最好的设计给拜仁了吗，为何他们的球衣老是这么都雅…(I believe adidas always saves their most original design for Bayern. Their kits are awesome every year.)
kirkland3000(帕尔梅拉斯球迷)： 如果拉菲尼亚在期待上场的时辰再抓几回蛋蛋，生怕就得被控耍地痞而罚款了…(I feel like if Rafinha touched his nuts any more while waiting to come on, he'd be charged with public indecency.)
CruschSenpai(沙尔克04球迷)： 对不起曼城球迷们，但你们要相信，我们是底子没有钱去拉拢裁判的…(I'm sorry City fans but it's impossible that we bought the ref. We don't have any fucking money.)
SomersetMackem(未知主队球迷)： 想象一下热刺成了独一一支进欧冠8强的英超球队…(Banter when Spurs are the only english team in the quarters.)
DNorth_(多特蒙德球迷)： 这真是几周以来多特球迷最高兴的一天了…(The best thing to happen to a Dortmund fan the last couple of weeks.)
kokin33(希洪竞技球迷)： 奥塔门迪没法踢第二回合，这对曼城而言是好动静吧…(the good thing for City is Otamendi won't play the 2nd leg.)
ommstarofficial(未知主队球迷)： 比及埃德森退役的时辰，说不建都能攒足够多的助攻来出一个集锦了…(By the end of his career, Ederson probably could have enough assists to justify an assist compilation.)
mitorandiro(科林蒂安球迷)： 我还在等埃德森作为中场的初次表态呢，的确就是巴西皮尔洛！(Still eagerly waiting for Ederson's midfield debut. Brazilian Pirlo.)
TheRedditSeyed(未知主队球迷)： 萨内的肆意球弧线，的确比卡戴珊的屁屁还要标致啊！(Sane’s free kick is curvier than a Kardashian’s butt.)
Rooonaldooo99(未知主队球迷)： 英勇做本身！但假如你是沙尔克，那仍是随意换个体的人生吧…(Always be yourselves, unless you are Schalke, then be literally anyone else.)
Dawnsday(阿森纳球迷)： 年夜卫击败了歌利亚，而我们终究克服了劲敌鲍里索夫！(David beat Goliath and finally we're up over the mighty BATE borisov.)
Shinwha(利物浦球迷)： 想要在欧联杯击败埃梅里，简直是一种苛求。(You cant beat Emery in Europa League.)
Aidsfart_(阿森纳球迷)： 好希奇，赛后的评论区怎样这么冷僻啊？(Genuinely surprised that this thread isn’t bustling with life.)