【键盘侠】如何成为奥兰多最恨的人？

Kuzma: "I'd rather be talked about bad in L.A. than play in Orlando and not get talked about."

库兹马：“我甘愿留在洛杉矶蒙受非议，也不肯意在奥兰多默默无闻。”

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[–]Raptorspleasefeedthedino 5499 points 14 hours ago

How to become the most hated man in Orlando in one brief sentence

猛龙球迷：若何用一句话成为奥兰多最恨的人？库兹马做到了。

[–]MagicPmburning 1080 points 12 hours ago

Can confirm. Got a random text from my brother ranting about Kuzma being trash.

魔术球迷：实锤了，适才我的奥兰多表哥已发了一个库兹马是垃圾的短信。

[–]Clippersdocmartens 559 points 11 hours ago

Which he explicitly said he prefers. Try to find a loophole, Kyle wins every time.

快船球迷：他只是说他更喜好甚么……杠一下嘻嘻，库兹马不管什么时候都赢了。

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[–][CHA] Al JeffersonDonEYeet 516 points 14 hours ago

Orlando has a surprisingly strong fan base in their city. I think their attendance has been average despite being terrible for years

黄蜂球迷：奥兰多可是有很强的粉丝根本啊，虽然这些年来魔术打得很糟，可是他们的上座率仍是中等程度啊。

[–]Knicks TankswagonLeiatte 294 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, the attendance is actually nice & filled well most games.

I will say that though, I work at the Amway Center & while we do have strong attendance there are a good amount of foreigners who really just want to watch an NBA game. Still butts are in the seats

尼克斯球迷：是的，他们的上座率真的很不错。

可是我想说的是，在魔术主场上座率高是由于良多外国人只是想看NBA角逐吧，良多记念品还会留在坐位上。

[–]MagicJamesJosiah 107 points 14 hours ago

I'm a foreigner who made a pilgrimage to see the Magic last year the atmosphere was far better than when I've seen the Knicks at MSG (and they won)

魔术球迷：我是一个外国人，那时怀着朝圣的心态去看NBA角逐了，那时的氛围要比我在麦迪逊花圃广场看得好很多。

[–][ORL] Dwight Howardmynickkerr 295 points 14 hours ago

Bro I swear people on this sub have only been watching basketball for the last 5 years. Prior to Dwight leaving, Orlando has been a pretty consistently good team with some big name players. Dwight had the most votes for the all star game in 2009 and 2012 and Shaq and Penny literally starred in a movie together. We also, despite being terrible for the last few years, still get pretty decent attendance.

魔术球迷：兄弟，六合良知我立誓良多人估量看球都不到五年吧，在霍华德分开之前，魔术一向有年夜明星，战绩也一向都很棒，霍华德2009/2012年都拿到了全明星票王，奥尼尔和哈达威也在魔术交战过，所以虽然比来战绩欠安，可是上座率仍是很棒的。

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[–]IBAIL 36 points 14 hours ago

I've always wondered why Orlando doesn't get more free agents. Great weather, amazing beaches, no state tax..

我老是在料想为啥魔术得不到自由球员啊，晴天气又有海滩和没啥州税。

[–]Netsbroodgains89 776 points 15 hours ago*

Does he not fear Florida Man?

篮网球迷：他如许，是要向佛罗里达的人平易近赔罪的。

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[–]RaptorsJasonH0711 1131 points 15 hours ago

normally I’d say no one cares about Orlando but yesterday I witnessed the power of the orlandonians. They are plenty in number and will stop at no cost to tell you that Wes Iwundu is the 3&D of the future, that their strength of schedule is the easiest and that Markelle Fultz will be their 5-0 saviour.

猛龙球迷：现实上日常平凡我底子不关心魔术的环境的，可是昨天我亲目睹证了奥兰多人平易近的气力，他们良多人无偿的不断地告知你艾望杜是将来的3D球员，他们的日程放置也贼简单，他们会告知你富尔茨是他们将来的救世主。

[–]MagicCaptainBananaFish 241 points 14 hours ago

nothing but facts here

魔术球迷：事实啊嘻嘻嘻。

[–]KnicksRUBEN4iK 1820 points 15 hours ago

Damn, New Orleans is gonna be tough for the kid..

尼克斯球迷：活该，新奥尔良对孩子们已够难熬难过了。

[–]Wizardszeek215 1315 points 15 hours ago

Jokes on Kuzma, Fultz has figured out how to not play in Orlando and still win, while also getting talked about.

奇才球迷：听了库兹马的谈吐，富尔茨已弄清晰了若何在魔术一场球不打也能取得成功，并且还能取得暴光率的好方式啊。

[–]Magiccamerongoat 475 points 15 hours ago

He truly is the #1 pick

魔术球迷：他可是货真价实的状元签！

[–]MagicRitersBloque 46 points 15 hours ago

lol, we have two lottery picks from 2017 and our first this year.

Also, Markelle and Mo will be in the incubator while we fight for a playoff spot. I feel so much better than I did a month ago.

魔术球迷：哈哈哈，我们2017年具有两个乐透签并且本年我们也有一个。

一样，富尔茨和班巴将成为我们争夺季后赛席位的焦点，相较在一个月前我已感受很多多少了。

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[–][TOR] Kyle LowryNortho4 649 points 15 hours ago

Why you gotta do Orlando like that?

猛龙球迷：为啥要对奥兰多这么残暴？

[–]MagicRitersBloque 389 points 15 hours ago

not sure. He's gonna be a Magic player in like three years.

魔术球迷：不肯定啊，也许他想将来三年里成为魔术球员吧。

[–]MagicRitersBloque 597 points 15 hours ago

swept him this season.

魔术球迷：别措辞了，请横扫他们吧。

[–]Nuggetslosangelesqueens 82 points 11 hours ago

Nobody talked about Orlando’s wins, they talked about the lakers losses

And that’s kuzmas point

掘金球迷：没人关心奥兰多赢球，他们只会商湖人输球。

这才是库兹马想表达的工具吧。

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[–]Celticssahsan10 226 points 15 hours ago

@Fultz

凯尔特人球迷：@富尔茨。

[–]HesiPull-UpBrando 127 points 15 hours ago

Orlando has had plenty of stars in the past with Shaq, Penny, TMac, Dwight, etc. if you’re a star player or a good player on a really good team you’ll be talked about

魔术曾有奥尼尔、麦迪、便士、霍华德等等，假如你是明星球员、或是好球队里的好球员，你天然会有话题度啊。

[–]runtheroad 100 points 14 hours ago

At one point Orlando almost signed Grant Hill and Tim Duncan in the same off-season while they still had McGrady. But Duncan ended up not signing because Doc River's wouldn't let wives travel with the team and then Hill got hurt. They were this close to being the original free-agent super team. Now they get shit on by Kyle Kuzma.

曾魔术能同时签下格兰特-希尔和蒂姆-邓肯，那时他们还 麦迪呢，可是邓肯不签约是由于里弗斯没让邓肯的老婆上飞机而希尔受伤了，他们差点就成为休赛季自由球员最热的球队，此刻却被库兹马挖苦。

[–]Bronswife 501 points 15 hours ago

Unprofessional. He never knows when Orlando might become his team.

太不职业了，万一奥兰多今后成了他的主队呢？

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