【键盘侠】浓眉缺阵鹈鹕胜湖人

[Post Game Thread] The New Orleans Pelicans (27-34) 128-115 defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (29-30).

新奥尔良鹈鹕(27胜34负)以128-115击败洛杉矶湖人(29胜30负)。

霍勒迪27分3篮板7助攻3抢断；兰德尔24分3篮板5助攻；奥卡福10分3篮板，佩顿14分5篮板9助攻，克拉克17分3抢断，迪亚洛18分10篮板2封盖；詹姆斯27分7篮板12助攻4抢断；英格拉姆29分5篮板3助攻，库兹马16分8篮板7助攻；麦基10分2篮板，隆多7分3篮板4助攻，波普7分。

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[–]Kings ImJeeezus 59 points 2 hours ago

Thanks Pelicans

国王球迷：感谢鹈鹕。

[–][LAC] Lamar Odom dezthompson 12 points 2 hours ago

Demps died for this

快船球迷：这一切牺牲了邓普斯(鹈鹕前总司理)。

[–]Nuggets Guardax[S] 88 points 2 hours ago

Pelicans fans deserved all that

掘金球迷：这是鹈鹕球迷应得的。

[–]Grizzlies RealisticRaptorsFan 58 points 2 hours ago

8th seed fading further and further away

灰熊球迷：湖人离西部第八渐行渐远了。

[–]Mavericks oshapls 25 points 2 hours ago

RIP Lakers playoff dream bois.

独行侠球迷：安眠吧，湖人的季后赛之梦。

[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 61 points 2 hours ago

The Los Angeles Lakers have been eliminated from the Anthony Davis List

湖人球迷：戴维斯已把我湖从小我成心加盟的名单上剔除。

[–]Bucks lincoln1222 915 points an hour ago*

The Los Angeles Lakers are not going to make the 2019 NBA Playoffs

雄鹿球迷：洛杉矶湖人是进不了本年的季后赛的。

[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 400 points an hour ago

Keep going

国王球迷：接着说！

[–]Nuggets EmbraceComplexity 20 points 2 hours ago

Lol where are the people who were guaranteeing the Lakers were making the playoffs from yesterday?

掘金球迷：啊哈哈哈，昨天那些包管湖人能进季后赛的人去哪儿了？

[–][HOU] James Harden MiyaharaAce[] 11 points 2 hours ago

Always good to see Lakers losing

火箭球迷：看湖人输球老是很高兴。

[–]zorkdepork 10 points 2 hours ago

Today is a good day

今天是个好日子啊

[–]Nuggets twhockey99 14 points 2 hours ago

Laker schadenfreude is the sweetest of all

掘金球迷：对湖人幸灾乐祸是最爽的。

[–]Hawks CasualFan8 391 points an hour ago

The Lakers get no big name FA's this offseason.

老鹰球迷：湖人这个休赛期不会获得年夜牌自由球员。

[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 247 points an hour ago

I'm almost there

国王球迷：都快把我说飞腾了。

[–]Bucks --II 289 points an hour ago

They don't move up in the lottery after they miss the playoffs.

雄鹿球迷：他们错过季后赛以后，也没法进入乐透区了。

[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 67 points an hour ago*

The Loss Angeloss Lakers will miss the 2019 playoffs after Buddy Hield scores 82 points against the Blazers on the last day of the regular season.

猛龙球迷：在常规赛最后一天堂王与开辟者的角逐中，巴迪-希尔德独得82分，洛杉矶湖人无缘本年季后赛。

[–]Bucks lincoln1222 89 points an hour ago

And the Sacramento Kings will upset the Golden State Warriors in Round 1 of the playoffs

雄鹿球迷：然后萨克拉门托国王在季后赛首轮爆冷裁减金州勇士。

[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 87 points an hour ago

SUBSCRIBE

国王球迷：准奏了！

[–]Lakers swordsdevil 37 points an hour ago

if that happens I will happily give up playoff position to you guys

湖人球迷：假如这真能成真，那我也甘愿答应把季后赛的席位让给国王。

[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 6 points an hour ago

I'm thinking we can honestly push for the 6th seed which would be great because I think we match up with Portland

国王球迷：我感觉我们现实上能成冲西部第六，这就很棒了，由于我感觉我们能与开辟者掰掰手段。

[–]Pelicans AnotherStatsGuy 22 points an hour ago

Well, considering the last 6th seed Portland matched up with....

鹈鹕球迷：行吧，想一想客岁与与波特兰过招的阿谁西部第六吧……

[–]Spurs OUisBack 59 points 2 hours ago

Enjoy the playoffs Sacramento

马刺球迷：好好享受季后赛吧，萨克拉门托

[–]Trail Blazers azkalball 9 points an hour ago

Can you imagine a Warriors/Kings playoff series? Holy cow that would be great

开辟者球迷：插手勇士和国王打一轮系列赛呢？我勒个去，那必定很都雅。

[–]Warriors JinxsLover 18 points an hour ago

What a world where the 8 seed to the defending champs could be a bigger threat then the 2 derd.

勇士球迷：这个世界是怎样了，第八名球队对卫冕冠军酿成的要挟比第二还年夜。

[–]Lakers Jayveesac 153 points an hour ago

Come on guys they didn't even list AD for tonight

湖人球迷：奉求啊小伙子们，鹈鹕今晚乃至都没派出戴维斯啊。

[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 72 points an hour ago

If the Lakers do not make playoffs losing a number of games to under .500 teams will be what haunts them during the offseason.

国王球迷：假如湖人真没进季后赛，那末输给那些胜率不到500%球队的角逐就会在休赛期让他们懊末路不已。

[–]mkramer4 14 points 2 hours ago*

Really? I think they wont mind at all

真的吗？我感觉他们不会在意这个的。

[–]Nuggets tybgif 463 points an hour ago

WHO NEEDS AD WHEN YOU HAVE CHEICK DIALLO

掘金球迷：有了谢赫-迪亚洛，还要啥戴维斯啊！！

[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 27 points an hour ago

Can’t believe there’s a better Diallo than our Diallo

雷霆球迷：竟然还个迪亚洛比我们的迪亚洛利害，真是不敢相信。

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic BOOOOOiiiiiiiii 100 points an hour ago

Shaq Diallo

掘金球迷：这是沙克-迪亚洛。

[–][UTA] Derrick Favors BusSeatFabric 28 points an hour ago

Cheick Jesus

爵士球迷：明明是谢赫-耶稣。

[–][BOS] Rick Carlisle SvenGz 52 points an hour ago

So AD is now the 5th option after Jah, Cheick, Jrue and Randle

凯尔特人球迷：所以此刻戴维斯成了鹈鹕在奥卡福、迪亚洛、霍乐迪和兰德尔以后的第五选择。

[–]Lakers Pacific_Marlin 14 points an hour ago

we specialize in creating stars for other teams lmao

湖人球迷：为其他球队制造球星，这是我们的特长，哈哈哈

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[–]76ers Zaxii 361 points an hour ago

JRUE BE LIKE YOU WANNA LEAVE ME FOR THAT???

76人球迷：霍勒迪质问戴维斯：你就为了那帮人要离我而去？？？

[–]NBA fuckyouraesthetic 205 points an hour ago

Jrue is a legitimate all star caliber player and one of the best two way PGs in the league. Sucks that AD is gonna ditch him

霍勒迪真是全明星级此外，他是同盟攻防最强的控卫之一。戴维斯竟然还要甩失落他，真操蛋。

[–]Lakers WarEagle33x 95 points an hour ago

Jrue is so underrated it hurts. He’s legitimately my favorite player in the league, the man had FIVE blocks against Harden a few weeks ago.

湖人球迷：难熬难过的是霍勒迪太被低估了。我真是很喜好他的，这哥们儿几礼拜前竟然给了哈登五次年夜帽。

[–]Warriors TheLittleBiki 69 points an hour ago

He’s good enough to make me scoff at the idea that AD had literally NO ONE in his 7 years there.

All I’m saying is that if it was Lebron, Giannis, Steph, KD, or Harden on that team instead of AD they’d be atleast in the playoff hunt. AD, Jrue, and Mirotic were a good enough core to atleast contend for the playoffs this year.

勇士球迷：之前有人说甚么戴维斯在鹈鹕7年没有任何辅佐，可是霍乐迪的优异让我真感觉这类说法很好笑。

我想说的是，假如是詹姆斯、字母哥、库里、杜兰特或哈登这帮人里的任何一个带鹈鹕，而不是戴维斯，他们最少都能进季后赛。戴维斯、霍乐迪和米罗蒂奇这套焦点声势最少该冲进本年季后赛的。

[–]Raptors RZAAMRIINF 53 points an hour ago

Honestly, a healthy Pelicans this year could have been a top 4-5 team. Randle, Payton, and Mirotic were injured for a significant portion of the season and AD has been checked out for a while.

猛龙球迷：说真话，一支健康的鹈鹕这个赛季也许是西部前四前五。兰德尔、小佩顿和米罗蒂奇这个赛季年夜部门时候都是因伤缺阵，并且戴维斯也有日子没进场。

[–]Arvamaka 20 points an hour ago

Yep, especially if they added another piece at the trade deadline instead of getting rid of Mirotic.

是的，如果他们在截止日前引进新援，而不是送走米罗蒂奇的话，那就更了不起了。

[–]sop1232 29 points 2 hours ago

Imagine not wanting to pay Randle 美金9 mill a season

湖人之前竟然还不想给兰德尔一个赛季900万……

[–]Pelicans Good_NewsEveryone 203 points 2 hours ago

AnThOnY JuSt WaNtS tO WiN

鹈鹕球迷：还说甚么“戴维斯转会就是为了赢球罢了”

[–]campbelljaa 35 points 2 hours ago

Looks like the entire Lakers squad joined you in taking a rest tonight - Rest of The Pelicans to AD, probably

或许鹈鹕全队会这么告知戴维斯：“看来今晚湖人全队也和你一路歇息去了啊”

[–]Mitchellsykeslefteye 96 points an hour ago

Breaking: Anthony Davis has requested a trade to the New Orleans Pelicans

爆炸性新闻：戴维斯已要求买卖到新奥尔良鹈鹕。

[–]Warriors Andy_TT 18 points 2 hours ago

[Charania] Anthony Davis signs 5 year 280m deal with New Orleans Pelicans

勇士球迷：SHAMS：戴维斯以五年2亿八万万美金与鹈鹕续约。

[–]NBA fuckyouraesthetic 531 points an hour ago

Friendly reminder that AD is playing with BUMS and has NO help.

友谊提醒：戴维斯可是和一帮废柴一路打球呢，他得不到任何帮忙。

[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 201 points an hour ago

I don't understand how that shit even started, Randle and Mirotic are both legit. Jrue is an all star level player and one of the best 2 way players in the league. They have good team chemistry and effort. Injuries just fucked them

湖人球迷：我不大白这类傻X谈吐是谁开的头，兰德尔和米罗蒂奇都是很靠谱的。霍勒迪是全明星级此外，仍是同盟攻防两头最强之一，鹈鹕的化学反映很不错，并且他们很尽力，只是伤病摧毁了他们。

[–]Cavaliers PM_ME_UR_ASSES_GURLS 19 points 2 hours ago

I mean they don't consistently do this. Seems that him wanting out made them more consistent. They probably also had this game circled.

骑士球迷：我感觉鹈鹕的表示不不变。貌似是戴维斯要离队的设法使得鹈鹕表示加倍不变。他们或许就等着这场角逐呢。

[–][NOP] Anthony Davis ReynoldsJasperterian 73 points an hour ago

We miss you Threekola

鹈鹕球迷：我们驰念你，米罗蒂奇。

[–]Bucks CompleteSpud 34 points an hour ago

don't worry, i'm currently loving him. He's in good hands

雄鹿球迷：别担忧，我此刻很爱他。我们会善待他的。

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[–]basketball_gods 278 points 2 hours ago

Playoff mode deactivated.

季后詹模式消除。

[–]Lakers BaselinexDrive 26 points 2 hours ago

It's time to shut Lebron down till next season. This team fucking sucks

湖人球迷：是时辰让詹姆斯歇歇，等下赛季了。这支球队烂得一匹。

[–]NBA continualprogress 27 points 2 hours ago

lol losing to the pelicans without AD. have fun watching the playoffs from home Lebron

哈哈哈哈，输给没有戴维斯的鹈鹕。好好在家看季后赛吧，詹姆斯。

[–]Pelicans Nola67 35 points 2 hours ago

I can’t believe this sub was trashing the Pels for not trading for players from a team they just man handled without AD

鹈鹕球迷：之前吧里还由于没有要湖人的年青人而狂喷我们，真是不敢相信啊，那支球队可是才被没有戴维斯的鹈鹕支解哦。

[–]Pelicans Lyte_Work 9 points an hour ago

TalEnTeD YoUng CoRE

鹈鹕球迷：所谓的“有先天的年青焦点团队”

[–]Aric_Racus 23 points 2 hours ago

ThE pElIcAnS tRaDe DeMaNdS wErE tOo HiGh

还说甚么“鹈鹕就是狮子年夜启齿”

[–][OKC] Kevin Durant xRingo 70 points 2 hours ago

Imagine thinking the Lakers young core is worth AD lmao

雷霆球迷：竟然还人感觉湖人这帮年青焦点值得上一个戴维斯，哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers AmnestyTHAT 17 points 2 hours ago

They are, the veterans lost this game.

湖人球迷：他们仍是配得上的，是宿将让我们输失落了这场角逐。

[–]Spurs microsurgery 11 points 2 hours ago

Lebron: I'll go back to East to play rookie mode, West is too hard

马刺球迷：詹姆斯：“我要回到东部开启新秀模式，西部太难了。”

[–]Bucks --II 213 points an hour ago

Tough loss for LA, but you know the Lakers won't be handing away games to lottery teams like the Hawks and Pels once LeBron gets back.

雄鹿球迷：湖人这场掉利很糟心，可詹姆斯一回来他们就没法面临客场和老鹰、鹈鹕这类乐透球队的角逐，你们知道的。

[–]Pelicans letmehollahollaholla 29 points an hour ago

wAit tIL lOnzO cOmEs bAcK

鹈鹕球迷：不是说“等鲍尔回来再说嘛”

[–][UTA] Derrick Favors BusSeatFabric 67 points an hour ago

It was actually incredible watching Lebron toggle his playoff mode on/off depending on whether they were on offense or defense.

爵士球迷：看着詹姆斯按照敌手的攻防级别而不竭开关换季后詹模式，这真是不成思议。

[–][LAL] Metta World Peace Sweaty_LeBron 132 points 2 hours ago

I have come to peace that we are not making the playoffs. If it does happen somehow, great we will truly enjoy the sweep by the warriors.

But what is really infuriating and maddening is the lack of culture, these guys just dont enjoy playing together no more. Lets pack it the fuck up and study the projected 10-15 picks in the draft lol.

We lost to the knicks and cavs at home, the hawks and the AD-less pelicans. There is your season.

And there we have the kings who truly deserve the playoffs so much more than us too.

And now excuse me as i go watch the game 7 of 2005 finals to remind myself what defense actually looks like after tonight's defense holocaust by us

湖人球迷：我心态已很和蔼了，我们是进不了季后赛的。假如真进了季后赛，那好，我们真会被勇士横扫的。

可是真正让人抓狂的是球队文化的缺掉，这些人就是不以在一路打球为乐了。咱仍是研究研究10-15位的选秀签吧，哈哈哈哈

我们主场输给了尼克斯和骑士，然后还老鹰和没有戴维斯的鹈鹕。这就是这个赛季的表示。

并且比起我们，国王的表示现实上更应当进季后赛。

谅解我吧，由于我看了05年总决赛G7的角逐，这就让我想起了真实的戍守是咋样的，而我们今晚的戍守就是场灾害。

[–]Bucks lincoln1222 14 points an hour ago

game 7 of 2005 finals

every time Lakers fans talk about how the Pistons didn't earn their 2004 championship because they beat them with Malone injured, they forget that the Pistons made it back a second time and nearly won in game 7 against a loaded Spurs team with peak Duncan

雄鹿球迷：说到“05年总决赛G7”，每次湖人球迷都说活塞配不上04年总冠军，由于他们击败的是马龙受伤的湖人，他们忘了这支活塞第二年又进了总决赛，还差点在和有巅峰邓肯的马刺的七场年夜战中胜出。

[–]Pistons RomeluBukkake 14 points an hour ago

Fuck Robert Horry

活塞球迷：去特么的罗伯特-霍里。

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[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzma JoshTheLakerFan 18 points 2 hours ago

I want to die in my Kobe jersey and remember the good ole days.

湖人球迷：我想穿戴科比的球衣、回忆那些旧光阴，然后死去。

[–]Lakers LABiH 10 points 2 hours ago

When you think about it, with what we have done and how we're playing this season, we really don't deserve to get into playoffs this year.

Oh and I cannot overstate how happy I will be next year when Luke Walton won't coach the Lakers anymore.

湖人球迷：细想一想，就我们这个赛季的表示，我们真配不长进本年季后赛。

噢，我还不克不及对下赛季过度乐不雅，那时辰沃顿都不是我们的主帅了。

[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 103 points 2 hours ago*

I’m just here for the all the “Fire Luke Walton” comments that’s about to commence

独行侠球迷：我就是来这儿看有无谁说“炒失落沃顿”的。

[–]Lakers drawsnoodz999 29 points 2 hours ago

I think we've gone past that now. we're in FIRE MAGIC mode.

湖人球迷：我感觉那一茬已过了，我们此刻处在“魔术师下课”的模式中。

[–]Lakers spahghetti 110 points 2 hours ago

Hold my beer

FIRE MAGIC

湖人球迷：把我的啤酒拿着

炒失落魔术师！！！

[–]Cavaliers LeKingofAkron 22 points 2 hours ago

And beg for West to comeback

骑士球迷：然后再恳求LOGO男回归。

[–]Lakers spahghetti 24 points an hour ago

If they ask him he should tell them to fuck off. That's on Jeannie.

湖人球迷：假如他们真向杰里-韦斯特发出要求，那他应当让他们滚开。这是珍妮-巴斯的锅。

[–]Clippers uziair 153 points 2 hours ago

pelicans not trading for that package.

ingram looking nice though.

快船球迷：鹈鹕是不会为了湖人那帮人送出戴维斯的。

不外英格拉姆看着很不错啊。

[–]Brandon Ingram inbigdus 82 points 2 hours ago

I understand it’s a meme but Ingram had a good game and lonzo isn’t even playing...

But whatever, we deserve it after that game. Probably one of the most frustrating games to watch this season.

湖人球迷：我知道大师老玩莺歌的梗，不外他这场打的很好啊，并且鲍尔都不在……

不外无所谓了，这场角逐后你们说甚么都是应当的。这或许是这个赛季看着最使人懊丧的角逐之一。

[–]Clippers uziair 29 points 2 hours ago

its not a meme. ingram actually developing compared to december and november.if he played like this then. ad might be in la or you guys are in the playoffs still.

快船球迷：那可不是段子。比起12月和11月那会儿，英格拉姆真进不了。假如他那时就有这类表示，也许戴维斯就在洛杉矶了，或说你们还能进季后赛。

[–]Supersonics Ok_Maize 23 points 2 hours ago

The problem with BI this summer is you have 1 year before you have to pay him. He looks a little better than Wiggins but he's in the same zone where you don't not want to pay him that much.

超音速球迷：问题在在莺歌的合同再过一年就到期了。他貌似比维金斯强一点，不外他也是属在那种你不想付太高工资的球员。

[–]Lakers SchroodingersDawg 12 points an hour ago

D’Lo was an inefficient chucker with zero D his year 3.

A year later D’Lo is now an all-star and is gonna deserve a fat paycheck.

Ingram is much further along at this age than D’Lo was. If D’Lo can turn it around I’m confident that Ingram can.

湖人球迷：拉塞尔第三年也是很低效，并且没甚么戍守。

可是这过了一年，拉塞尔此刻已是全明星了，并且也配得上一份肥约。

此刻的莺歌可比这个时辰的拉塞尔要强很多，假如拉塞尔能打出来，那我相信莺歌也能够。

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