国外也有段子手:曼彻斯特的伤心往事

本文由U体育_综合体育2019年04月22日转载报道： 小伙伴们大家好，欢迎来到本期的“国外也有段子手”！上周的欧洲赛场精彩看点层出不穷，热刺凭借客场进球淘汰曼城，巴萨主场完胜曼联，尤文惨遭阿贾克斯逆转，而利物浦则兵不血刃斩落波尔图。周末联赛，利物浦和曼城纷纷取胜，曼联惨败埃弗顿，阿森纳不敌水晶宫，而巴萨、皇马则纷纷赢球，尤文也顺利取得意甲八连冠。好了，话不多说，让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧！

Taekucink(未知主队球迷)： 曼联应该解雇索尔斯克亚，然后再立刻重新任命他为临时主帅！(United should sack Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and reappoint Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as interim manager.)

BritMachine(利物浦球迷)： 这才是曼联最需要的——永恒的新教练蜜月期！(Thats all they needs - put him in a permanent honeymoon period.)

bouds19(利物浦球迷)： 这就是我们要指望去战胜曼城的球队吗？莪。(This is the team we're relying on to take points off City? Fuck me.)

BadCowz(曼联球迷)： 这其实是计划的一部分！好让我们看起来不是故意去输给曼城的…(This is all part of not making it look like we are throwing the game on purpose.)

gb_lmu(埃弗顿球迷)： 我看炮hub时都不会举这么长…(Even pornhub can’t make erect for so long.)

toby_o_notoby(埃弗顿球迷)： 我好了。(I’ve cumed.)

Ger971(曼联球迷)： 我们今天输了球，然后再战胜曼城，亲手把英超冠军交给利物浦，最后再去踢欧联杯…握日尼玛...(We’re gonna lose here, beat city, hand Liverpool the title and go to the Europa league. Fuck this.)

alee1994(曼联球迷)： 人生总是如此痛苦吗，还是只有你是曼联球迷时才这样？(Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a united fan?)

MarioPogbatelli(曼联球迷)： 马夏尔这赛季添孩子数量，比进的球都多了吧！(Martial has had more kids this season than he's scored goals.)

Skinsaremylife(曼联球迷)： 欧联杯加入了群聊，博格巴退出了群聊。(Europa league has entered the chat. Pogba has left the chat.)

Zavehi(曼联球迷)： 这是在踢欧冠第3回合吗？(Is this the third leg of Champions league?)

heyum20(埃弗顿球迷)： 我们有3个前巴萨队员，说不定未来还能签下梅西呢！(We have 3 of barca former or current players. Maybe we can get Messi in the future.)

TheLifeofSonny(曼联球迷)： 如果我们现在有足够多的球员被红牌罚下，那是不是就只被判0-3输球了？(If we get enough players sent off, Everton only win 3 nil right?)

KieranD9503(埃弗顿球迷)： 到了赛季末再看吧，我们肯定会输给伯恩利然后再虐一通热刺…(Come back at the end of the season to watch us bottle it against Burnley then thrash Tottenham.)

Mrcstrlh(未知主队球迷)： 这智商得有5000了！直接不去欧冠，这样不就能避免在欧冠碰见梅西啦！(5000 IQ move, avoiding Messi by avoiding CL all together.)

Wintex(曼联球迷)： 我很好奇球员们到底知不知道在无球的时候也是可以跑动的…(I wonder if the players know that they can move when they don't have the ball.)

DarkSofter(曼联球迷)： 握日哦，我竟然没去健身房，就为了看这场踢成翔的比赛？(We are fucking shocking im skipping gym to watch this dogshit.)

Miniatom(曼联球迷)： 还是去健身房吧老铁，看这比赛对身体的伤害比吃麦当劳大多了…(Go to the gym mate. This is worse for your health than McDonalds.)

BrendaPham5190(未知主队球迷)： 自从索尔斯克亚转正之后，曼联丢的分简直比我任何一门考试都多！(ManU dropped harder than my grade since Ole's appointment.)

Flyingfetusfacepalm(曼联球迷)： 看来埃弗顿和曼联想要的都是欧联杯…(Both Everton and United wanted that Europa league spot.)

lost_biochemist(阿森纳球迷)： 那能让切尔西也对这个感兴趣吗？(If only we could now get Chelsea interested in that position too...)

TheBirdOrTheCage(曼联球迷)： 大家别担心，当年莫耶斯签的教练合同，还有两个月就到期啦！(Don’t worry everyone. Moyes’s contact ends in just over two months.)

StewardOfGondorS(未知主队球迷)： 会不会这就是曼联一直以来的诅咒…(That's gotta be some kind of curse that's on the club.)

VictorAkwaowo1(皇马球迷)： 直到第86分钟才第一次射正，曼联真是让人头大！(Manchester United recorded their first shot on goal in the 86th minute I find that mind blowing.)

purple_blaze(英格兰球迷)： 其实他们过去4场比赛总共就只有5脚射正而已…(They have 5 shots on target in the past 4 games.)

Zladan(多特蒙德球迷)： 好了，到底是谁把他玩FIFA的视频放在我电视直播信号上了？赶快停下，我想看看真正的比赛！(OK whoever is live streaming their FIFA game to my tv please stop I want to watch the real match.)

new1sh_old1sh(切尔西球迷)： 想象一下，如果你穿越回10年前的2009年告诉自己，曼城和热刺的比赛会比巴萨和曼联的比赛精彩得多…(Imagine going back in time 10 years 2009 and telling your younger self that a Man City-Spurs game would be more exciting than Barca-United.)

Rudygha(阿森纳球迷)： 如果热刺真的夺得欧冠，那我就凉凉了，从此我就再也不上推特也不看足球版块了…(If spurs win the champions league, I’m done. I’ll have to stop visiting twitter and this sub for the rest of my life.)

Anydange(热刺球迷)： 友情提示一下，当时热刺在小组赛第4场距离被埃因霍温淘汰出局也就12分钟…(Reminder that Spurs were 12 minutes away from being eliminated by PSV Eindhoven after four group games.)

KinneySL(那不勒斯球迷)： 万万没想到，孙兴慜在一个月的时间里就成为了热刺传奇，向韩国国王致敬！(It's been amazing to watch a club legend get made over the last month. All hail the Korean King.)

AeggiesRs(未知主队球迷)： 不是开玩笑，我觉得皇马真的可以考虑签下孙兴慜了…(Real Madrid could consider buying Son, I’m not kidding.)

DCx310(墨西哥球迷)： 现在可以说孙兴慜就是亚洲史上最佳了吧！(Safe to say Son will go down as the GOAT Asian player?)

TheDevilsAlternate (未知主队球迷)： 向那些迟到了10分钟才来到酒吧的人致敬…(PAY RESPECTS TO THOSE WHO GOT TO THE PUB TEN MINUTES LATE.)

Boltact(纽卡斯尔球迷)： 竟然是阿贾克斯和热刺要踢欧冠半决赛…当时他们一个小组都差点没出线，一个是连资格赛都踢了3轮才进的正赛(…Ajax vs Tottenham..... Champo semi-final. One is almost dead in groups while the other have 3 round of qualifications.)

MS_220(未知主队球迷)： 突然想到，假如梅西想要上演三冠王帽子戏法的话，可能得接连斩落英超前六球队其中的三个才行…(I just realized Messi could have to face 3 top 6 English teams in a row to complete his hat trick of trebles.)

[deleted](账户已注销)： 这场球起码证明了VAR并不会减少足球的戏剧性！(Well, at least this game proves that VAR is not going to take away all of the drama from the sport.)

HoneyBadger_plz(热刺球迷)： 很难向我那不看球的哥们解释我在比赛最后10分钟的心情，身为热刺球迷，而我的朋友没人看球也没人懂我…(Trying to explain to my friend how the last 10 minutes felt as a Tottenham supporter but no one watches football and gets it.)

Makingsomeeggs(热刺球迷)： 很高兴昨天晚上我没有自杀了。(补充：谢谢各位的善意，对我很有帮助，很抱歉不能一一回复大家，评论太多了…)(I’m very glad I didnt kill myself last night. Edit: Thank you for the kind words everyone, certainly helps, sorry I can’t reply to everyone just so many comments.)

Syphite(曼联球迷)： 哥们，我真的希望你是在开玩笑啊！千万别让负面情绪左右自己，一定要时常想起这场比赛的美妙瞬间哦！(Hope that's a joke mate, never let depression win take this moment and remember it.)

Tompoucee(阿森纳球迷)： 兄弟，要照顾好自己——来自阿森纳球迷的关怀。(Take care brother. Love u from an arsenal fan.)

Michealson12(未知主队球迷)： 这绝对是今年最佳比赛！集合了所有戏剧性因素，就差一张红牌了！(Match of the fucking season. That match had everything apart from a red card.)

Evo7_13(热刺球迷)： 这比赛看得就像我自己也踢了90分钟比赛一样…(I feel like i played 90min after watching that game.)

rameshnat27(未知主队球迷)： 作为一个中立球迷，感觉我都要吓出心脏病了，你能想象真正双方球迷的心情么…(As a neutral I was having heart attacks. Can't imagine how it must have been for the supporters.)

Nievesdelimon(未知主队球迷)： 就算瓜迪奥拉还残存一点头发，这场比赛也都得被他薅没了…(If Guardiola had any hair he’d already ripped it off his head.)

Slippery_Sidewalk(未知主队球迷)： 我觉得热刺一定是把凯恩给献祭了！(I think they sacrificed Kane for this.)

otter_pop_n_lock(阿森纳球迷)： 每次我低头咬一口三明治就会错过一个进球，现在我3分钟前就把三明治吃完了，怎么又不进球了…(Each time I put my head down to take a bite of my sandwich I missed a goal. Now that I finished my sandwich 3 minutes ago, no goals have been scored. :(

Jesusthatsgreat(曼联球迷)： 让我们祝愿成千上万名因心脏病而去世的曼城和热刺球迷永远安息…(RIP to the thousands of City and Spurs fans who have died during this match from heart failure.)

DarkDracoPad(曼联球迷)： 比赛的时候我正在上班，我和老板才说了8分钟的话，结果就错过了3个进球！(I'm at work, talked to my manager for 8 minutes and missed 3 goals WTF.)

613TheEvil(希腊球迷)： 当你在老特拉福德肘击梅西的脸时，梅西不会遗忘。希望你们明白，在你们输球之前看到的最后一件事，就是梅西在对你们微笑。(When you injured Messi's face with a dirty move in Old Trafford, Messi remembers. I want you to know that, the last thing you’re ever going to see is Messi smiling down at you as you lose.)

(注：此梗来自《权力的游戏》艾丽娅-史塔克割喉老弗雷)

Balls_of_Adamanthium(巴萨球迷)： 我看巴萨比赛最喜欢的事，就是最后阶段皮克冲上前去想混个进球…(Pique hunting for goals at the end of the game is always my favorite part of watching Barca lol.)

Kinginthenorthjon(皇马球迷)： 德赫亚啊，在西班牙踢球，并不意味着你是在西班牙国家队踢球啊！(De Gea, playing in Spain doesn't mean you're playing for Spain.)

JustForReddit9167(未知主队球迷)： 我的天，梅西是不是已经把曼联半支球队都给穿裆了…(My God. Messi has mugged off half of United team so far.)

leeconway92(凯尔特人球迷)： 如此美妙的夜晚，总让我意淫去年我们签下的是梅西，而不是什么海耶斯...(Nights like this are why I wish Celtic had signed Messi last summer and not fucking Jonny Hayes.)

Smrifire(切尔西球迷)： 梅西活剥了曼联后防线的皮…他一定是波顿家族的人！(Messi's skinning the United defence alive. He’s a Bolton confirmed.)

Elemental05(曼城球迷)： 其实巴萨还会评选一个“除了梅西之外的全场最佳球员”呢！(barca has a MOTMOTM (Man of the Match other than Messi)

the_studge(英格兰球迷)： 有谁能解释下，为啥囧斯能顶掉达洛特进入首发？(Can anyone explain why Jones is starting instead of Dalot?)

Sheddingpanda(利物浦球迷)： 为了让他造梗呀！(For the memes.)

Redkarrot(利物浦球迷)： 谁要再说梅西这身板混不了英超，我就得扇他一耳光了！(I’m gonna slap the next person that says Messi’s body couldn’t survive the Prem.)

Havish_(利物浦球迷)： 连拉莫斯的攻击都奈何不了梅西，去踢英超岂不是轻轻松松？(Even Ramos’s attack has no effect, let alone the Prem.)

dmak17(未知主队球迷)： 里奥-梅西，史上第一；阿什利-扬，一头山羊。(Messi: GOAT. Young: Goat.)

Mhaydar(曼联球迷)： 我还真希望首发的是一只羊，而不是什么阿什利-扬…(I'd rather have an actual goat start for us instead of Young.)

Oysterclan(曼联球迷)： 阿什利-扬是上天赐给所有球队的礼物，除了曼联之外。(Ashley young is a gift to all clubs except ours.)

IwishIwasGoku(未知主队球迷)： 阿什利-扬得尽快再有只鸟来送一坨翔！(Young needs another dose of bird shit asap.)

Thatdani(曼城球迷)： 今晚阿什利-扬和德赫亚的替罪羊之争很激烈啊！(Young and De Gea are fighting for the scapegoat.)

AF273FS(曼联球迷)： 本来还能进个球的，都赖特大根！(We could have a score if there were not big dick MATS.)

apfeiff19(利物浦球迷)： 只要对阵英超球队，就可以激发库鸟的招牌穿云箭技能！(Coutinho just needs to play against premier league clubs. Then he’ll score the same banger he’s scored a thousand of.)

Lenlfc(利物浦球迷)： 但是…我们自己不也是英超球队么…(But... we're a Premier League club...)

Harshmangat(曼联球迷)： 现在我终于明白阿森纳当年踢欧冠的感觉了…(Now I know how all Arsenal fans felt all these years in the Champions league.)

BAH03B(阿森纳球迷)： 那你们还得再踢几次拜仁才行。(you need to play against Bayern several times.)

Menstrua12(拜仁球迷)： 啊？那样就该是我们自闭了好吧！(Nah then we will die.)

Gizatenner(未知主队球迷)： 所以曼城这是以总比分5-4晋级了？(So City go through 5-4 on aggregate?)

mccaigbro69(曼城球迷)： 18岁的福登在英超进球，而28岁的我现在只能穿着内裤躺在床上躺尸…(18 year old Foden is scoring a premier league goal and I'm laying in bed in my underwear at age 28.)

TraumaAlwaysLingers(未知主队球迷)： 1米73的阿圭罗竟然和1米70的福登玩起了头球接力进球…(173cm Aguero heads it to 170cm Foden to head it in lmao.)

FastySmith7(未知主队球迷)： 搞不懂曼城为啥总是不丢分，但我想知道的是，为啥曼城老是能在前5分钟就进球，然后后85分钟就连一脚射正都憋不出来了？(How did City not drop points here I'll never know and how the fuck do they keep scoring in the first 5 mins then can barely manage a shot on goal for the next 85.)

ajn789(利物浦球迷)： 热刺啊，如果你们实在进不了球，那最后能不能跟曼城球员打上一架…(Spurs if you aren't gonna score, can you at least give fights at the end of the game.)

NicksAunt(皇家盐湖城球迷)： 看来得靠曼联来击败曼城才能帮助利物浦夺冠了…世界末日是不是要来了？(United best City to give Liverpool the league... that would truly be an omen for the end of times.)

Ctladvance(利物浦球迷)： 真希望有人能像莫里森熊抱萨拉赫那样抱我…(I wish someone had hugged me like Morrison bearhug Salah.)

SurreptitiousNoun(利物浦球迷)： 你看裁判之所以犹犹豫豫地不吹哨，就为不忍心打扰这二人甜蜜时光呀！(You can see why the ref was hesitant to blow the whistle, let them have their moment.)

Dildo_Warfare(利物浦球迷)： 我第一次约会的时候，都不敢这么上下其手…(I was less handsy with my prom date mate.)

Hicko11(牛津联球迷)： 就算这摸得再少一点，也足够去判个性骚扰了…(People have got done for sexual assault for less grabbing.)

Theholygreil(未知主队球迷)： 面对那不勒斯始终守身如玉，回家面对水晶宫却愣是让对方射了三次？(Clean sheets against Napoli just to concede 3 at home to palace?)

AwaisAli(阿森纳球迷)： 那不勒斯是个好人…(Napoli is in the friendship zone.)

Wakingdemons(热刺球迷)： 穆斯塔菲应该去当一名国会议员啊，反正就是只拿钱不干活！(Mustafi should become a member of Parliament, he's already stealing paychecks.)

TheCardSaysMoops_(阿森纳球迷)： 穆斯塔菲是让我相信自己也能踢英超的唯一理由了…(Shkodran Mustafi is the only thing giving me hope I could still make it as a Premier League footballer.)

Liquidanfield(利物浦球迷)： 现在我们干脆让热刺、阿森纳、切尔西和曼联单独成立一个小联赛来争四吧！(At this point we should just do a mini tournament with spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea and United for top 4.)

cpl1(阿森纳球迷)： 那估计我们还是谁也进不了前四。(All of us would find a way to lose somehow.)

ModricTHFC(爱尔兰球迷)： 阿森纳拥有欧冠级别的前场三叉戟，但剩下的都是西汉姆联级别的…(Arsenal have a Champions League quality front 3 and a West Ham level rest of the squad.)

Wangchungsuarez(未知主队球迷)： 这是西汉姆联被黑得最惨的一次。(Thats offensive to West Ham.)

PraiseAinsley69(曼联球迷)： 每次伤心透顶时，阿森纳总能给我安慰…(Can always count on Arsenal to cheer me up.)

Eduadinho(阿森纳球迷)： 彼此彼此。(So does united.)

Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷)： 本赛季阿森纳两回合都未能击败的球队分别是曼城(两负)、利物浦(一平一负)和水晶宫(一平一负)…(Teams that Arsenal haven't beaten over two rounds this season: Manchester City (2L), Liverpool (1D, 1L), Crystal Palace (1D, 1L)

Thepretzelking(未知主队球迷)： 每支球队不都这样么？(Every team is all like this.)

Nickmasonvevo(热刺球迷)： 万万没想到，皇马今年竟然被阿贾克斯淘汰了两次…(Hard to believe Real Madrid knocked out twice by Ajax this year.)

barmyarmy19(未知主队球迷)： 如果阿贾克斯在决赛输给巴萨，那皇马就要被淘汰三次了！(They would be knocked out the third time if Ajax lose to Barca in the final.)

Dantravers(英格兰球迷)： 德利赫特身价又得再涨5000万了…(De Ligt: +50m.)

Goldtubb(阿贾克斯球迷)： 好吧，至少现在尤文可以专注于赢下紫百合，8连冠也是新纪录了！(Well, at least Juventus can fully concentrate on winning the Scudetto now. A record 8th in a row.)

Rafterpods(利物浦球迷)： 自从2017年欧联杯决赛曼联战胜阿贾克斯后，曼联在转会市场净投入了1.8亿英镑，而阿贾克斯是-1050万…现在他们一个闯进了欧冠半决赛，而另一个却被淘汰回家了！(Since the 2017 Europa League Final, Net spend for ManUtd +180 million pounds. AFCAjax -10.5 million pounds. Now here they are. One is in the semi-final and the other is going home.)

SAFFATLOL(阿森纳球迷)： 阿森纳愿意把穆斯塔菲加入到买德利赫特的交易里！(Arsenal offers Mustafi in swap deal for De Ligt.)

MCV1PY(未知主队球迷)： 那他们索要的价格估计就更高了！(Then the price would increase more.)

scaa1(未知主队球迷)： 加油阿贾克斯，真不敢相信你们能赢啊！(Come on Ajax, I can’t believe they are winning.)

R_Schuhart(阿森纳球迷)： 你如果看了比赛，就会不敢相信他们没能赢更多地球…(Can't believe they were not winning more if you’ve watched the game!)

notus_plus(波尔图球迷)： 昨晚梦见了一支球队怎么也射不出来，醒来才发现这不是梦。(I dream of a team that can finish it's chances, now I find it real.)

Mightbeabotidk(巴萨球迷)： 波尔图肯定会因为破坏环境而被罚款，今晚前前后后都浪费了多少资源啦！(Porto should get fined for pollution since they've wasted absolutely everything tonight, shameful.)

The_Goat_Charmer(波尔图球迷)： 利物浦就像严厉的爸爸一样，哪怕你犯了一点点小错，也会很凶地惩罚你…(Liverpool is like a strict father, he'll punish you for every little shit you do.)

Dowdymeatballs(利物浦球迷)： 啊，性感的萨拉赫，看你一眼就能让我怀孕了...(Just impregnate me already seeing you sexy Salah.)

Mkgilligan(葡萄牙球迷)： 我的直播信号在第90分钟卡了，我们一定是在最后2分钟内连扳6球，对不对老铁们？(My stream froze at the 90 minute mark, we scored the 6 goals we needed in the last 2 minutes, right guys? right guys?)

Trestristestriges(未知主队球迷)： 是的，现在你去睡觉吧，记得以后再也不要打开手机了…(Yes. Now go to bed and don't check your phone ever again.)

Java_Beans(皇马球迷)： 巴萨对利物浦肯定很有意思，让我们期待范戴克对决梅西，还有利红军三叉戟大战皮克吧！(Barcelona vs Liverpool will be interesting. Let’s see what Van Dijk can do to Messi and also what those front 3 would do to Pique.)

justhere125(利物浦球迷)： 我有种预感，苏牙可能会咬范戴克…(I have a feeling it will be suarez to bite vvd.)

due11(皇马球迷)： 牛逼啊，利物浦最重要的4名球员都进球了！(Liverpools 4 most valuable players all scored tonight, good stuff.)

Rhayadder(巴萨球迷)： 胡说什么呢，莫雷诺明明就没有上场好吧！(What are you talking about, Alberto Moreno wasn't even playing tonight.)

Dngrs(未知主队球迷)： 范戴克这赛季的进球数，好像比桑切斯的两倍还多了…(vvd now has 2 times more goals than alexis sanchez this season.)

Ireliapos(波尔图球迷)： 范戴克牛逼啊，简直就是荷兰德利赫特！(Van dijk is such a beast, the Dutch de Ligt.)

aussie_spastic(热刺球迷)： 哦？原来今晚还有另一场欧冠1/4决赛啊！(Oh was there another Quarter Final game on tonight?)

ajjoshi110(巴萨球迷)： 特伦特别传了，你的传球骚得我都得洗内裤了…(Stop it Trent. Now I have to put my shorts in the laundry cuz of that pass.)

Rudeboysux(拉齐奥球迷)： 干杯！又是一年紧张激烈跌宕起伏的意甲冠军争夺战啊！(Cheers, for yet another exciting and unpredictable Serie A campaign.)

Pikzak(切尔西球迷)： 官方：尤文图斯获得2019-20赛季意甲冠军。(Official: Juventus are the 2019/2020 Serie A winners.)

Sensate_(未知主队球迷)： 既然尤文并不打算踢攻势足球，那为啥要派那么多进攻球员上场？(How are juve managing to push so many players forward without actually playing attacking football.)

Idkfunnyusername(西班牙球迷)： 为了传中呀！(they only cross.)

Coolhunter11(巴萨球迷)： 神锋皮克已经教会队友怎么去当前锋了！(Striker pique teaching his mate how to become a striker.)

Finnrj(阿森纳球迷)： 好期待朗格莱把乌姆蒂蒂挤下去，这样我们就可以签下他了…(Can't wait for him to push Umtiti out, so we can sign him.)

Rikard_(巴萨球迷)： 今天梅西和阿尔巴身份互换啦？(When Alba and Messi accidentally switch roles lol.)

wisdom591(巴萨球迷)： 这是一次反向的梅西-阿尔巴连线！(The reverse Messi Alba connection.)

ThePillsburyPlougher(未知主队球迷)： 诶？梅西怎么把球传给了镜像的自己？(...eh? Messi passing to mirror imaged messi?)

goatsodomizer(巴萨球迷)： 梅西就是阿根廷阿尔巴而已！(Messi is just an Argentinian Alba.)

BCastle18(皇马球迷)： 潘马邓小闲。(Big dick Benz is the perfect husband.)

JuanG12(巴萨球迷)： C罗离开了皇马，只因不愿生活在本泽马的阴影之中！(Ronaldo left Real Madrid to escape Benzema’s shadow.)

Braquiador(皇马球迷)： 本泽马正在经历表现最好的赛季，而皇马却是近几年的最低谷，心塞…(Benzema having his best season while RM is having its worst season in years. Kinda makes me sad.)

bolah(皇马球迷)： 如果明年还要再看巴斯克斯踢2500分钟的球，我真想把自己的眼珠子挖出来…(If I have to see Lucas Vazquez playing 2500 minutes next season again I'm going to tear my eyes out.)

好了，亲爱的小伙伴们，本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这了，让我们拭目以待，来看下期歪果仁们更加精彩的犀利吐槽吧！

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