亚博：来自阿克伦的库里和老詹都想掌控一切

勇士球星伊戈达拉本周加入了TNT 对PGA 高尔夫赛事的转播,在角逐转播中,一哥暗示："库里一向以来差不多就是球队的总司理,所以我想在我的合同到期的时辰是站在他这一边的."

此话一出,休赛期时闲得蛋疼的Reddit 球迷们睁开了强烈热闹会商,他们空想,其实一脸人畜无害的库里才是勇士队真实的幕后操控者？一路来看看他们都是怎样乱说八道的！

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[–]WarriorsThe_Great_Saiyaman21 1442 points 14 hours ago

Imagine if Steph was actually what we thought Lebron was all along.

你们想象一下,其实库里背地里才是我们一向觉得的"勒司理"...

[–]reddish40 625 points 14 hours ago

Kaizer Soze

凯撒-索泽(凯文-史派西饰演的一个反派双面人脚色)

[–]CelticsSnowedIn01 170 points 13 hours ago

Tbh I ’d be a lot more concerned if he turned out to be Kevin Spacey.

那讲事理,我更担忧库里最后会不会酿成史派西...(史派西在2017 年被爆出娈童丑闻后用出柜来转移公家留意力)

[–]WarriorsIkeelu 34 points 11 hours ago

What if they both were playing GM , and Steph is just way better at it.

那假设他俩其实都是总司理,只不外是库里更在行呢？

[–]Knicksanditcounts 28 points 9 hours ago

You know how in the All-Star Game it was Team LeBron vs. Team Steph and they chose all the players ? Apparently , that was just the NBA formalizing the process.

你们知道为何全明星赛是勒布朗队vs 库里队和为何是他们俩来选人吗？那就是同盟在为他们的"总司理" 身份做正当化的进程！

[–]NuggetsSozeKayze 21 points 10 hours ago

The greatest trick Steph has ever pulled was convincing the world his GM exists

斯呆芬变过的最了不得的魔法就是棍骗我们他的总司理是存在的.

[–]WestBorisDirk 9 points 9 hours ago

What if it was Klay...Klayzer Soze.

那万一如果克莱...克莱泽-索泽？

[–]NBAMygaffer 17 points 13 hours ago

People joke about LeGM but most franchises consult their best players about roster decisions.

人们老是拿"勒司理" 来恶作剧,但球队在做声势调剂的时辰城市去收罗队内最好球员的定见的.

[–]Bullsroshambo11 351 points 16 hours ago

If only J.R. Smith had done this with LeBron...

如果JR 也这么看待勒布朗...

[–]sop1232 61 points 15 hours ago

He did , that ’s why Cavs didn ’t bring Bron back

JR 真干了！这就是勒布朗没能回到骑士的缘由！

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[–][CLE ] LeBron JamesSomali_Kamikaze 584 points 16 hours ago

Smh. What is it with these Akron-born athletes and their pathological need to control everything ?

唉,为何这些来自阿克伦的孩子都想要节制所有工作？？？

[–]MavericksMysteriagant 374 points 15 hours ago

You know who else was from Akron ? Hitler

Coincidence ? No

你知道还谁是来自阿克伦吗？希特勒.

偶合吗这是？不是.

(注：阿道夫-希特勒诞生在奥地利布劳瑙,"Reddit 希特勒" 哈登则是诞生在加州.)

[–]LakersNBAGuyUK 94 points 14 hours ago

TIL Steph Curry is literally from Akron , Ohio , despite having caused the Cavs several years of hurt.

今天我才知道库里是诞生在俄亥俄的阿克伦,但他危险了骑士很多多少年...

[–]adamhutch 96 points 14 hours ago

He was born in the same hospital as LeBron

他和勒布朗仍是在统一家病院诞生的哟

[–][SAS ] Danny Greendiffeqmaster 102 points 13 hours ago

On the same day and at the same time and they made eye contact in the hallway for one brief moment as nurses pushed them in opposite directions.

在那一天,当护士们将他们俩乘坐的婴儿车往相反标的目的推去的时辰,斯呆芬和勒布朗在通道内用眼神交换了一秒.

[–]Celticsjaylen_browns_beard 92 points 13 hours ago

That nurse ’s name ? Nick Nurse.

而阿谁护士的名字,恰是尼克-纳斯(猛龙队主帅)

[–]ThunderMunstrom 21 points 13 hours ago

3 births that day , LeBron Steph and the rivalry.

那一天降生了勒布朗、库里、和他们两人的宿命对决.

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[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 90 points 11 hours ago

Does that mean he signed himself on a bargain deal several years ago ?

那这是否是意味着库里在前几年给本身签了一份便宜合同？

[–]ssaltmine 50 points 11 hours ago

I mean... that would be genius ! That 's the perfect strategy to keep the core of Klay , Draymond , and Iguodala together.

我说那也太天才了吧！那是一个留住克莱、追梦和一哥的完善策略！

[–]SpursMundaneNecessary1 31 points 10 hours ago *

At the time that 美金40m/4 extension was signed (Nov 2012 ), the Warriors ' (perceived ) best players were David Lee and Andrew Bogut.

Steph was already godly efficient but his own fans preferred Monta Ellis over him for some reason. He and Klay both broke out after the 2013 all-star break. Draymond was a rookie shooting 30/20/80. I don 't think anybody expected the three of them to turn into the best trio in the league two years later.

在他签下那份4 年4 万万(2012 年11 月)合同的时辰,勇士队最好的球员仍是年夜卫李和博古特.

斯呆芬那时辰已很有用率了但他的球迷更喜好蒙塔艾利斯.他和克莱都在2013 年的全明星周末以后最先爆发.追梦那时仍是个射中率30-20-80 的菜鸟.那时辰谁能想到他们仨能在两年后成为同盟最好的三人组？

[–]ssaltmine 21 points 10 hours ago

That just shows how Steph was a master puppeteer ! He pulled the strings at the right moment to get Lee traded , and get the best out of Bogut to win a championship , and secure Klay , and then Draymond.

这也正好揭示了库里是个把持者！他在准确时候买卖了李哥,然后在总冠军之旅中抽出了博古特的最好表示,然后留下了克莱、以后留下了追梦.

[–][GSW ] Andre IguodalaSnappatures 10 points 9 hours ago

Guilty of being upset when Monta was traded. I ’m a dumbass.

我在蒙塔被买卖的时辰很难熬,我有罪,我真是个蠢蛋

[–]PropheticBets 2 points 7 hours ago

I don 't think he is invisible GM. He could not secure 'No Trde ' clause when he resigned.

我仍是不认为他是一个隐形总司理,他都没法子为本身弄到一个买卖否决权.

[–]Sideway2 4 points 2 hours ago

You don ’t need a ‘no trade ’ when you ’re the GM.

当你是总司理的时辰,你要个锤子买卖否决权.

[–]Warriorscrow38 5 points 8 hours ago

steph actually told our gm that he wanted to take less money for the team but bob myers said no we are give you the max. the only team in the nba that i think would of possibly done that is the mavs for dirk.

斯蒂芬在续约的时辰还告知我们总司理说他愿意降薪,但鲍勃说了不可我们就要给你顶薪.我感觉同盟里独一会这么做的就是独行侠对司机.

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[–][OKC ] Raymond FeltonDTttfu 137 points 16 hours ago

I don ’t get it. How has Steph Curry pretty much been the gm ?

我仍是不懂,斯蒂芬库里为何能是球队的总司理？

[–]Knicksemoti0n 560 points 16 hours ago

he just sayin he got the mf power in the organization

if he don 't fuck with kd , kd gone

if he don 't fuck with the owner , owner gone

if he don 't fuck with booger , booger gone

一哥就是说库里在球队的权利很年夜罢了

假如他看KD 不爽,那KD 就要走人

假如他看老板不爽,那老板也要走人

假如他看表妹不爽,那表妹也要走人

[–]HornetsYizWasHere 250 points 16 hours ago

Imagine if he said he doesn 't fuck with Klay anymore and they just traded him immediately.

想象一下,假如他说他看克莱不顺眼,然后勇士立马买卖了克莱...

[–]Sunsjnicholass 213 points 16 hours ago

I imagine even more people would love Klay if he weren 't on the dubs.

那分开了勇士的克莱可能会被更多人喜好！

[–]Raptors1sp 39 points 8 hours ago

CURRY shimmies into The Office of Bob Myers

CURRY: I want Harrison Barnes GONE !

MYERS: Bu-but he was good for us all year !

CURRY: GONE !

MYERS: 73 games !

CURRY: I want Bogart gone , the Brazilians , Speights whale looking ass , not to mention Ezeli , but first of all BARNES !

Bob Myers: But Wardell ... who will replace them ?

STEPHEN CURRY smiles

库里抖着肩走进了鲍勃-迈尔斯的办公室

库里：我要让哈里森-巴恩斯滚开！

迈尔斯：但、但他客岁打得很好啊...

库里：让他走人！

迈尔斯：我们赢了73 场球诶...

库里：我还想让博古特滚开、还阿谁巴西人、还斯贝茨,更不要说阿谁艾泽利了,可是,最早让巴恩斯滚开！

迈尔斯：可是,瓦德尔,你想要谁来代替他们呢？

库里露出了神秘的微笑......

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