亚博：篮球不扯谎| 家里人要吃饭

休赛期闲得无聊,Reddit 球迷们分享了各自心中的史上最使人记忆犹新的球员语录,一路来看看此中都有哪些经典！

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[–]MavericksStackhouseLOST 2286 points 20 hours ago

ball don 't lie

篮球不扯谎！——拉希德-华莱士

[–][GSW ] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 496 points 19 hours ago

so concise. so eloquent. so meaningful. perfectly captures the spirit of basketball.

如斯简练、如斯有说服力、如斯成心义.篮球精力的完善总结.

[–]NBAmainvolume 130 points 16 hours ago

I loved watching him waiting for some opposing player to shoot a free throw and he misses , then you hear him shouting "ball don 't lie !"

我喜好看他在敌手球员罚丢罚篮以后大呼："球不会扯谎！"

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[–]NBAMrBenDover 1621 points 18 hours ago

Q: Why do you shoot so many threes ?

A: Because there are no fours.——Antoine Walker

问：你为何投这么三分球？

答：由于没有四分球——安东尼-沃克

[–]Raptorsnametakenalready 339 points 17 hours ago

Ahead of his time

时期的前驱！

[–]CavaliersAnExtraordinaire 837 points 17 hours ago

"We 're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."- Jason Kidd

"我们要给这支球队来个360 度的年夜改变！"——贾森-基德

[–]BigBallerBland 260 points 14 hours ago

Jason Kidd has got to have the largest disparity between basketball IQ and actually IQ.

基德的篮球IQ 和IQ 之间的差距多是史上最年夜的

[–][GSW ] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 58 points 12 hours ago

He may be stupid , but he 's also dumb

他或许是有点笨,但他还点蠢.

[–][GSW ] Dajuan Wagneraaahhhh 82 points 16 hours ago

My 7th grade math book dragged Jason Kidd for this quote.

我7 年级的数学书都拿这句话来做典型了

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[–]Domidiawk 207points 17 hours ago

Elfrid Payton (on Twitter ): If you ain ’t good you gone. gets traded the next day

埃尔弗里德-佩顿在推特上说："假如你不敷优异,那你就会被买卖." 然后他第二天就被买卖了

[–]Bullslucksmithy 23 points 11 hours ago

For a second-round pick , IIRC.

只换了一个二轮签,假如我没记错的话.

[–][MIN ] Shabazz MuhammadOKOYE 373 points 17 hours ago

"Violence is never the answer , but sometimes it is."

"暴力从不是谜底,但它有时辰是"

[–]NBAShadowClawz 89 points 15 hours ago

Is this from an NBA legend Matt Barnes ?

这句话是我们的NBA 传奇马特-巴恩斯师长教师说的吗？

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[–]Lakersrandy88moss 650 points 19 hours ago

"Smush Parker was the worst ," Bryant said."He shouldn 't have been in the NBA , but we were too cheap to pay for a point guard. We let him walk on."

"斯马什-帕克是最辣鸡的," 科比说,"他压根就不该该进入NBA ,但我们也没钱去签一个控卫,所以我们让他顶上."

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[–]Warriorsdp1389 574 points 19 hours ago

SHAQ WE 'RE LIVE

I don 't give a fuck

"沙克,我们正在直播诶"

"老子他娘的不在意"

[–]LakersTuneHD 115 points 16 hours ago

Wrong curse word

脏话说错了

[–]Warriorsdp1389 204 points 16 hours ago

I don 't give a shit

是"老子他妈的不在意"

[–]SpursOrangeSyringe 183 points 18 hours ago

Typical that a Warriors flair wouldn 't remember the quote correctly. They weren 't born yet when it happened

典型的勇士球迷才会犯的毛病,究竟阿谁时辰他们都还没有诞生.

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[–][BOS ] Semi Ojeleyeojeleye_superfan 1413 points 19 hours ago

we talkin about practice

我们在谈论练习吗？——艾弗森

[–]Lakerspettypaybacksp 136 points 12 hours ago

I hate this quote taking it as AI not practicing

His friend had just died and some reporter asked if he was practicing enough.

我很仇恨这句话让大师都觉得AI 不练习,他的伴侣方才死失落了而有些记者却在问他有无练习够？

[–]WizardsExoguana 157 points 15 hours ago

Also when AI was asked why he doesn 't lift weights ;"That shit was too heavy"

有记者问艾弗森他为何不举铁,艾弗森说："那破玩艺儿太沉了."

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[–][GSW ] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 954 points 19 hours ago

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win"

-Doug Collins

"每次活塞得分跨越一百而且他们的敌手得分小在一百,活塞都能赢球"——道格-柯林斯

[–]Pistonspoo_pon_shoo 297 points 18 hours ago

Truly a stat for all Pistons fans to be proud of

真是让我们活塞球迷引觉得傲的数据记载

[–]Pistonsdrcash360-2ndaccount 171 points 15 hours ago

We 're undefeated when we win

当我们赢的时辰我们从没输过！

[–]Celtics88Phil 94 points 15 hours ago

"I though we were ahead " Smith , JR

"我觉得我们领先着呢"——JR 史姑娘

[–][PHI ] Dario Sarictommyk41 177 points 16 hours ago

"Osama should ’ve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell !"——Terry Rozier

"本拉登不应去当杀人狂,而应当来打篮球,他长得那末高..."——罗齐尔

[–][ATL ] Josh Smithhassbackwards 569 points 19 hours ago

"suck my dick"- Kyrie Irving

"食我年夜管"——欧文

[–][LAL ] Brandon IngramChubby_Giraffe 495 points 19 hours ago *

"Kobe passed me the ball" - Ron artest

"科比给我传球了！！"——阿泰斯特

[–][WAS ] John WallGeo7713 258 points 20 hours ago

Don 't ever underestimate the heart of a champion !- Rudy Tomjanovich

"永久不要低估一颗总冠军的心"——鲁迪-汤姆贾诺维奇

[–]Warriorsjingy10 43 points 16 hours ago

"Chasing that farewell tour , they don ’t love you like that , you can ’t get that farewell tour , they don ’t love you like that , you thought you was Kobe ?"

"追逐离别巡回表演,他们没那末爱你,你得不到这个巡回待遇的,他们没这么喜好你,你觉得你是科比啊？" 追梦to 皮尔斯.

[–][SAS ] Matt Bonnerwinnebagomafia 75 points 18 hours ago

"I want some nasty !"-Pop

"给我来点脏的！"——波波维奇

[–][MIL ] Sam CassellojmayoistheGOAT 9 points 15 hours ago

"Bucks in six"-Brandon Jennings

"我鹿六场拿下骑士！"——詹宁斯

[–]Lakersfairlyintrigued 83 points 17 hours ago

"I ’m not too worried about the Sacramento Queens."- Shaquille O 'Neal

"我不是很担忧萨克拉门托女王队"——奥尼尔

[–]CavaliersJoeFilz 65 points 17 hours ago

"It ’s a man ’s game. I guess his feelings just got hurt."

"这是汉子之间的角逐！我猜他的心灵是受伤了吧."——克莱(2015 年总决赛G4 以后评价詹姆斯)

[–]chumchees 34 points 16 hours ago

...

-Kawhi Leonard

"......"——莱昂纳德

[–][PHI ] Joel EmbiidMonsterNinja8 28 points 17 hours ago

"I got my family to feed" - Latrell Sprewell

"咖喱人要恰饭的嘛"——斯普雷维尔(谈到本身的年夜合同时说道)

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[–][LAL ] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 352 points 20 hours ago

For a serious answer , "I ’m back."

Those 2 words changed the landscape of the NBA forever.

当真的回覆："我回来了"

这两个单词永久改变了NBA 的汗青.

[–]evan2yu 12 points 16 hours ago

"The ceiling is the roof" MJ

"天花板就是房顶."——乔丹

[–]RaptorsTrillination 64 points 17 hours ago

I 've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I 've lost almost 300 games. 26 times , I 've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I 've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

"我生活生计里投丢了跨越9 千次投篮、我输了大要300 场角逐,我投丢了26 次致胜球.我在我的人生里一次又一次地掉败,这些就是我成功的缘由."——乔丹

[–]Spurssiphillis 14 points 15 hours ago

"I 've never lost a game. I just ran out of time."- Michael Jordan

"我从没有输过,我只是没有足够的时候去赢."——乔丹

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