亚博：【键盘侠】森林狼主帅锡伯杜被解雇

[Charania] Minnesota has fired coach Tom Thibodeau.

据名记Shams报导，丛林狼锻练锡伯杜被解雇，别的据丛林狼随队记者报导，丛林狼将临时录用莱恩-桑德斯(已故名帅菲利普-桑德斯的儿子)为球队姑且主帅。

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[–]Wizards Vswerve27 555 points 23 minutes ago

HUH ?

奇才球迷：啥？

[–][MIL] Terrence Jones ReverendGames 676 points 20 minutes ago

Win the game, get fired.

雄鹿球迷：赢球，下课

[–]Supersonics bennett_for_you 47 points 35 minutes ago

I saw this on twitter 30 seconds after it was tweeted and immediately came here to post it. Already had 100+ comments

超音速球迷：我在推特上看到这条动静后30秒就来这发帖了，刹时100+评论。

[–]Raptors coltfan1212 35 points 35 minutes ago

SHAMS IS BACK IN THE GAME AGAINST WOJ

猛龙球迷：Woj和Shams的战役又最先了。

[–]Lakers BlakeGarrison62 15 points 34 minutes ago

rip Timberbulls

湖人球迷：安眠吧，丛林牛。

[–]Supersonics China_Made 8 points 33 minutes ago

Tibs gonna go back to the Bulls to make the BullWolves now

超音速球迷：锡伯杜此刻要回公牛去打造公狼了。

[–]Timberwolves puckallday 68 points 25 minutes ago

like thank god but... we won today

why do it now

丛林狼球迷：真是感谢，不外我们今天赢球了啊

为嘛此刻解雇他

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry azmanz 16 points 38 minutes ago

yeah, I was going to just say I could have sworn they were killing it today

勇士球迷：是啊，我也预备说来着，我感觉你狼今天表示很炸啊。

[–][SAS] Tiago Splitter thecrunchcrew 17 points 43 minutes ago

Because it'd be more awkward to fire him at halftime.

马刺球迷：由于假如半场时解雇他的话，那就更为难了。

[–]Tatum DaGawd 26 points 25 minutes ago

Because he played his starters in garbage time vs the Lakers

由于他在对湖人的垃圾时候里还死操首发球员。

[–]chicubs 33883 29 points 25 minutes ago

Especially after a blowout win lmao

I suspect keeping KAT, Teague and Wig in almost all 4th up huge might be the culprit though. The players were mad

况且仍是一场年夜胜，哈哈哈哈

我思疑让唐斯、蒂格和维金斯几近打满第四节就是导火索。球员生气了。

[–]Knicks Melanismdotcom 23 points 59 minutes ago

Glen Taylor saw those Zion highlights and said “Fuck it, we’re tanking.”

尼克斯球迷：应当是格伦-泰勒(丛林狼老板)看到了锡安的集锦，说“我靠，我们可是要摆烂的。”

[–][TOR] Zan Tabak chicogarciamarquez 28 points 23 minutes ago

Who cares he's gone

猛龙球迷：谁在意他下课呢

[–]Timberwolves puckallday 18 points 22 minutes ago

u right u right

丛林狼球迷：你说啥都对

[–]Celtics cpcpfjan 26 points 19 minutes ago

Is this because he played his starters for so fucking long?

凯尔特人球迷：不就是由于他让首发球员在场上特么死耗么？

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irving World-B-Flat 144 points 18 minutes ago

Did the players know and were playing their asses off for him?

凯尔特人球迷：球员们是否是之前就知道了，然后为了他拼命打？

[–]Supersonics China_Made 59 points 15 minutes ago

KAT sure has been playing his ass off recently

超音速球迷：唐斯近期必定是使出了吃奶的劲儿。

[–]Nets LanaRhoades- 7 points 11 minutes ago

KAT is playing great because fuck Butler

The night he learned Butler was getting traded they were playing in Sacramento he dropped like 40/20

篮网球迷：唐斯打得好是由于他么的巴特勒啊。

他得知巴特勒被买卖离队确当晚就在对国王的角逐中貌似拿到40+20.

[–]Pacers NotoriusNC 95 points 13 minutes ago*

Maybe they were told they would get rid of him if they played their asses off

步行者球迷：或许是他们知道假如负责打就可以让锡伯杜走人呢？

[–]Timberwolves whythehellknot 26 points 12 minutes ago

Wiggins wins DPOY, MVP, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy, Latin Grammy, Genie and Juno awards, and 1v5s his way to first NBA championship ever won alone.

丛林狼球迷：维金斯会博得年度最好戍守球员、MVP、格莱美、奥斯卡、托尼奖、艾美奖、拉丁格莱美和朱诺奖，然后1对5独自拿下首个NBA冠军。

[–]Heat Number333 44 points 19 minutes ago

That's some Blatt getting fired after starting a season 30-11 shit

热火球迷：锡伯杜这有点像是之前带队30胜11负开局后被炒的布拉特啊。

[–]Jazz chowpa 21 points 42 minutes ago

the timberwolves are in 11th place

爵士球迷：丛林狼今朝只排在11位啊

[–]Nuggets U-N-C-L-E 25 points 37 minutes ago

2 games out of the playoffs

掘金球迷：离季后赛区域两场角逐罢了嘛

[–]Raptors 29a 15 points 14 minutes ago

Maybe that’s the full circle Blatt needs to come back into the league

猛龙球迷：也许兜了一个年夜圈就是让布拉特回到同盟呢

[–]Timberwolves timesquent 93 points 39 minutes ago

You have no idea how much I want that for us. I wanted him when we hired Thibs

丛林狼球迷：你是不知道我们有多但愿他能来。锡伯杜被炒的那一刻我就想他来。

[–]Raptors 29a 71 points 34 minutes ago

Sorry man you get Hoiberg

猛龙球迷：对不住了老哥，你们有霍伊博格

[–]Lakers KingDavid920 29 points 24 minutes ago

That's Timberwolves Legend Fred Hoiberg to you

湖人球迷：那可是你狼名宿霍伊博格

[–][OKC] Eric Maynor Ibaka_flocka 16 points 37 minutes ago

Think this is Thibs last HC job. Guy is a heck of a defensive mind, but his minute management is horrible

雷霆球迷：我感觉这是锡伯杜最后一次当主帅了。这老哥的戍守理念很不错，可是他对球员上场时候的分派稀烂。

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[–][MIN] Derrick Rose WheedMBoise 448 points 30 minutes ago

Ok i'm all for firing Thibs but why now uhhhhh

丛林狼球迷：行，我完全赞成解雇锡伯杜，可为嘛要此刻

[–]Pacers TheBoilerCat 91 points 36 minutes ago

Damn and after a blowout win too!

步行者球迷：靠，仍是在一场年夜胜以后

[–]Timberwolves backes37 24 points 57 minutes ago

You think they would've done it after a loss, maybe something from today's game triggered it

丛林狼球迷：你感觉我们会在一场掉利以后这么做吗，也许是今天的角逐内容触发了这起事务呢

[–][LAL] LeBron James CelalT 53 points 28 minutes ago*

he played his stars for 35 mins in a blowout lol

詹姆斯球迷：他在一场年夜胜中让首发打了35分钟，哈哈哈哈

[–]macrono tmicroproblem 78 points 35 minutes ago

Weird timing, but good decision.

希奇的时候点，不外是准确的决议

[–]Supersonics China_Made 12 points 49 minutes ago

Better late than never

超音速球迷：亡羊补牢，为时不晚

[–][PHI] Ben Simmons NessunDorma7 82 points 22 minutes ago

Suddenly I’m worried about D Rose again.

西蒙斯球迷：我忽然就最先担忧罗斯了。

[–]Supersonics Haejang-guk 36 points 22 minutes ago

If they waive him, he'll have ten teams calling him within the hour.

超音速球迷：如果他们裁了罗斯，那罗斯在一个小时内就可以收到10支球队的邀约。

[–][MIN] Malik Sealy onken022 21 points 34 minutes ago

Lol they have no incentive to waive one of their cheapest, most productive players.

丛林狼球迷：哈哈哈哈，我们没来由要裁落伍里性价比最高的球员之一啊

[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 12 points 23 minutes ago

I just hope the next coach believes in him

公牛球迷：我就但愿下一任主帅能相信罗斯。

[–][PHI] Ben Simmons NessunDorma7 29 points 50 minutes ago

I really hope his resurgence this season was enough for teams to believe in, whatever the outcome.

西蒙斯球迷：不管甚么成果，我真但愿罗斯这个赛季的苏醒可以或许让良多球队相信他的实力。

[–][HOU] Pat Riley moreyball 44 points 25 minutes ago

TIME TO TRADE FOR JIMMY BUTLER

火箭球迷：是时辰把巴特勒买卖归去了。

[–]Andy JPuente 56 points 33 minutes ago

JIMMY'S RETURN INCOMING

巴特勒回归期近哦

[–]Celtics MightyCaseyStruckOut 10 points 20 minutes ago

That would be the most hilarious timeline.

凯尔特人球迷：真是如许的话，这个时候线也太弄笑了些

[–][TOR] Kawhi Leonard retrohhh999 79 points 31 minutes ago

Timberwolves have hired Jimmy Butler as head coach

猛龙球迷：丛林狼已聘请巴特勒位下一任主帅。

[–]Thunder Toasted_FlapJacks 25 points 29 minutes ago

KAT breaks into a sweat

雷霆球迷：唐斯吓出了一身盗汗。

[–]Spurs Make_It_Look__Sexy 286 points 32 minutes ago

Player stamina has increased 2000%

马刺球迷：锡伯杜下课以后，球员的体能已增添了2000%。

[–][MIA] Lamar Odom NBA_Drug_Policy 31 points 34 minutes ago

Damage already done. KAT and Wiggins could clock one second and sit the rest of the game for the rest of the season and still average 36mpg

热火球迷：坏影响已发生了。唐斯和维金斯仍是会打一秒钟，然后剩下赛季都坐板凳，可仍是有场均36分钟的上场时候。

[–]Supersonics China_Made 227 points 43 minutes ago

Imma need to see your math on that

超音速球迷：你这数学谁教的？

[–]naylan_james 196 points 35 minutes ago

KAT is averaging 33.8 MPG through 39 games, meaning he's played 1,318.2 minutes. If he plays one second in each of the next 42 games, he will have played 1318.9 minutes, which is an average of 16.08. Not quite 36 mpg. Wiggins has 33.9 MPG so he's probably in the same boat.

唐斯此刻打了39场角逐场均33.8分钟，这意味着他打了1318.2分钟。假如他接下来42场角逐每场打1秒，那他的总时候将为1318.9分钟，场均就是16.08分钟，而不是36分钟。维金斯今朝场均33.9分钟，所以他也许也会唐斯差不多。

[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonard 5345432123213445 15 points 4 minutes ago

this guy math fucks

马刺球迷：这老哥数学真好啊。

[–]Cavalierskaderluke 187 points 32 minutes ago

This is literally worst timing

骑士球迷：丛林狼这真是最烂的时候点。

[–]Timberwolves timberwolvesguy 9 points 28 minutes ago

Timberwolves logic

丛林狼球迷：这就是我狼的思惟。

[–]Celtics AffectionateZombie 66 points 29 minutes ago

After a win?? Casey is somewhere laughing to himself

凯尔特人球迷：在一场成功以后下课？凯西此刻某处笑作声了。

[–][MIN] Wally Szczerbiak isackjohnson 26 points 48 minutes ago

Thibs for coach of the year!

丛林狼球迷：看来锡伯杜是年度最好主帅了

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[–][GSW] Shaun Livingston notabear629 497 points 49 minutes ago

"Butler or Thibs. Who do you choose?"

"No."

"Excuse me, sorry, what?"

"No."

勇士球迷：“巴特勒仍是锡伯杜。你选谁？”

“不。”

“欠好意思，你说啥？”

“都不要。”

[–]Pistons throwaway_5256 63 points 24 minutes ago

They chose KAT

活塞球迷：他们选唐斯

[–]Lakers bobbito18 227 points 29 minutes ago

Lmao after they just dismantled our ass.

湖人球迷：哈哈哈哈，他们可是刚把我们血虐了

[–][NYK] Larry Johnson smegdaddy 251 points 29 minutes ago

Let that be a lesson to any team that dares to beat the Lakers

尼克斯球迷：这就是给其他队教训啊，看你还敢不敢赢湖人

[–]Mavericks rvadarocket 25 points 25 minutes ago

Ah so that’s why the Mavs play terrible against the Lakers

独行侠球迷：所以我们独行侠才在对湖人的时辰打的稀烂啊

[–][MIA] Gary Payton jc-f 11 points 25 minutes ago

LeBron’s out of the game, on the other team, and he still gets coaches fired

热火球迷：此次勒布朗都没上，并且还不是自家球队，他依然让锻练被炒了。

[–][LAL] LeBron James CelalT 8 points 35 minutes ago

goat at getting coaches fired that's for sure

詹姆斯球迷：绝对是炒锻练的史上最好。

[–][LAL] Josh Hart Xiio 276 points 34 minutes ago

Luke is next

湖人球迷：沃顿是下一个

[–]Pacers chilltownusa 16 points 56 minutes ago

that won’t happen until 2 games before the end of regular season

步行者球迷：这得比及离赛季竣事还两场角逐那会儿了。

[–]76ers ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER 208 points 33 minutes ago

Yeah, now that they can bring Thibs in to replace him

76人球迷：没错，那样就可以让锡伯杜去代替他了

[–]Trail Blazers MrWigglyJiggly 32 points 32 minutes ago

Lebron forced to play 48 minutes per game.

开辟者球迷：那样的话，勒布朗每场被迫打满48分钟。

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