亚博：球迷热议火箭海边合照- 周琦去哪儿了?

会商主题：火箭队员巴哈马海滩年夜合照！

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[–]WizardsVswerve27 3966 points 11 hours ago

Who wears a fucking hoodie at the beach lmao

谁会在海边穿一件连帽衫啊哈哈哈哈笑死我了

[–]MagicByrie_Swirving 2942 points 11 hours ago

Fat guys

胖子们会.

[–]klawhileonard 1735 points 10 hours ago

Ay CP they said I ’m a fatass

"嘿炮,他们说我是死胖子."

[–]CelticsC3PD2 41 points 7 hours ago

Not a single mention of the fact Melo is covered in tattoos. Ya 'll clearly don 't have any ink. Sun destroys tattoos.

没人说甜瓜是为了盖住纹身.你们P 都不懂,阳光会毁失落纹身.

[–]CavaliersCrustyLoveSock 214 points 7 hours ago

That 's an NBA team. He ain 't the only with tats.

这是一支NBA 球队,他不是独一有纹身的人.

[–]mattn22 11 points 10 hours ago

Harden hangs out with the hottest dudes

哈登老是很最性感的人儿在一路.

[–]CelticsTroyAtWork 514 points 10 hours ago

James Harden is wearing socks... on the sand........

哈登在还穿戴袜子...在沙岸上...

[–][LAL ] Kobe Bryante-lustrado 336 points 10 hours ago

Gotta hide them troll feet

必需藏好他的卷曲的脚

[–]Rocketskoshyguy 92 points 8 hours ago

My dude , have you seen LeBron 's ?

老哥,你们看过勒布朗的脚吗？

[–]RaptorsAnalLaser 41 points 2 hours ago

It looks like he was born without toes and glued them on later

这看起来就似乎他生下来的时辰健忘长脚指了,然后后天粘上去的一样.

[–]Pelicanswbro322 6 points 3 hours ago

it looks like his toes forgot to grow with his foot

这看起来就似乎他的脚指健忘了要长在脚上.

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[–]Pacerschief_sitass 1714 points 11 hours ago

Oh lord...Hoodie Melo

我的老天啊...连帽瓜

[–][HOU ] James HardenDeerOnTheRocks 67 points 11 hours ago

The hottest dudes

最性感的人儿！

[–]Spursbosstwizz 314 points 10 hours ago

s7ay me7o

"留下吧甜瓜" (甜瓜履行球员选项的梗)

[–][BOS ] Kevin Garnettaaelias_ 67 points 9 hours ago

7777 7777

[–][LAL ] Brandon Ingramfriskydongo 798 points 11 hours ago

Too bad Nene kept his shirt on. Also Melo looks like he 's posing for the picture on the back of his autobiography.

很遗憾内内没脱衣服,别的甜瓜的姿式就似乎在为本身今后的自传摆拍一样.

[–]RaptorsKayakular 232 points 9 hours ago

Fuck Outta Here

By Carmelo Anthony

《滚出去——卡梅隆-安东尼自传》

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[–]Celticsfireice1221 93 points 11 hours ago

2019 WCF champs right there

凯尔特人球迷：这就是2019 年的西部冠军了！

[–][HOU ] Steve FrancisDust2chicken 61 points 11 hours ago

I like the way you think sir

火箭球迷：我喜好你的说法,兄弟.

[–]RocketsMyOtherActGotBanned 55 points 9 hours ago

I don ’t. He ’s saying we lose to the Celtics in the finals.

火箭球迷：我感觉不可,他的意思是我们会在总决赛输给他们.

[–][GSW ] Stephen CurryMakalockheart 4 points 9 hours ago

I prefer the picture of Harden and Steph at the beach

我更喜好那张假哈登和假库里在海滩的合照.

[–]Lakersjasonblohothemonster 733 points 11 hours ago *

Bruno 's arms are so long that his fingers are 2 inches away from being 2 inches away from his knees

卡波洛克的手距离距离他膝盖两英寸的处所只有两英寸！

[–]Knickspyrotech_support 401 points 11 hours ago

Look at Bruno ’s arms. Looks like something from the Marvel cinematic universe.

他的手就似乎漫威宇宙里的工具.

[–][HOU ] Metta World PeaceAoE2manatarms 4 points 6 hours ago

Dude looks like fuckin Venom

这老哥长得像是毒液！！

[–]76ersPhiladelphiaFish 76 points 11 hours ago

I totally forgot MCW is on that team.

我都健忘了迈卡威还在这个球队

[–][MIA ] Gary Paytonjc-f 33 points 7 hours ago

I remember MCW ’s peak

(his debut game against us )

我还记得迈卡威的巅峰：就是他面临我们的生活生计首战.

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[–]TimberwolvesLacerte88 249 points 11 hours ago

Where the fuck is Zhou Qi

周琦去TM 哪了？

[–]Rocketsj3i 175 points 10 hours ago *

Probably still overseas... Asian Games ended just 5 days ago.

可能还在海外吧,亚运会五天前才方才竣事

[–]TimberwolvesLacerte88 213 points 10 hours ago

Ok I ’m just worried my man ’s getting bullied you know

行吧,我还担忧他是否是被队友欺侮了.

[–]RocketsTheLonelyPillow 38 points 8 hours ago

Same here I always worry about him , but I think he 's in good hands.

我也很关心他,但我感觉他应当是被赐顾帮衬得很好.

[–]LakersOgenki1978 61 points 9 hours ago

You know how Melo is with Asians

你们知道甜瓜对亚洲人是甚么模样的.

[–]NBArambo_ram 84 points 8 hours ago

Fill me in jeremy lin

林书豪有话说！

[–]Hornetssmitteh 4 points 5 hours ago

They must all be there to welcome him on shore

他们必然是特地去沙岸接待周琦的.

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