亚博：毒蛇进行时 看谁能一句话激愤众网友?

Piss off r/NBA with one sentence

看谁一句话能让评论区遮天蔽日地喷你！

What is the one sentence that would piss off the whole of this sub ? I 'll get us started with Embiid is pretty annoying on social media sometimes

我先来抛转引玉一下："有的时辰恩比德在社交媒体真的很烦."

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[–][BOS ] James Youngwalterdog12 1523 指標 2 天前

It 's a random Thursday afternoon in the middle of August and you 're on this subreddit browsing r/NBA/new knowing there 's no new news whatsoever , but you 're still doing it because there 's nothing better to do in your life right now.

凯尔特人球迷：这是八月中旬的一个普通俗通周四下战书,你不断地在刷着Reddit 的动静,虽然你知道没啥动静好刷的,可是你仍然再不断地刷着手机,由于你知道在你的生射中没啥其他好做的工作了.

[–][MIA ] Michael BeasleyItsYaBoyBeasley 137 指標 2 天前

It doesn 't piss me off to feel understood.

热火球迷：这句话底子没有让我难熬啊,乃至有一丝被理解的欣慰.

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[–][CLE ] Kendrick Perkinsdementor0113 877 指標 2 天前

What does LeBron still need to do to pass Kobe

骑士球迷：勒布朗还需要做良多才能超出科比哦.

[–][LAL ] Lonzo Ballup_in_trees 605 指標 2 天前

He has to pass MJ first

湖人球迷：他需要先超出乔丹,才能超出科比哦.

[–][DEN ] Nikola JokicRedSoxEatPoop 261 指標 2 天前

And only then will they get to KD

掘金球迷：然后他们一路超出山丘,才发现对面站着杜兰特.

[–]Clipperscelmxc 48 指標 2 天前

I 'll do you one better ; LeBron is already the greatest Laker of all time.

快船球迷：我来更添一把火,詹姆斯就是湖人队史最好.

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[–]Trail BlazersDgeneratte 612 指標 2 天前

Zaza

开辟者球迷：扎扎.

[–]WarriorsiHeartCoolStuff 373 指標 2 天前

I 'll do you one better.

Zaza Pachulia never hurt anyone intentionally , and the entire stigma of him being a dirty player is a result of Pop smearing his name and r/nba 's desperate need for any excuse to dislike the warriors.

勇士球迷：我来一个阐发版的.

扎扎-帕楚里亚历来没有成心危险过任何人,他此刻打球脏的名声完满是波波维奇歪曲他的成果,和说扎扎脏不外是话题区巴望找个捏词来黑勇士而已.

[–][BOS ] Rajon RondoConkeldurr 157 指標 2 天前

I 'll do you one better. Why is Zaza ?

凯尔特人球迷：我来一个更气人的,为何老是扎扎背锅？

[–]Mavericksspikeyoazz 101 指標 2 天前

Zaza didn 't injure Kawhi on purpose

独行侠球迷：扎扎没有成心危险莱昂纳德.

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[–]Bullsthehoodthebadtheugly 1095 指標 2 天前

Klay Thompson sucks.

公牛球迷：克莱-汤普森就是个垃圾.

[–][BKN ] Jarrett AllenChitalian8 392 指標 2 天前

/r/nba 's turnaround on Klay is wild - this subreddit absolutely despised Klay after the 2016 Finals , particularly after his I guess he got his feelings hurt / man 's game comments regarding LeBron.

篮网球迷：话题区关在克莱的评论的确两级反转——我记得在2016 年总决赛以后大师疯狂发帖鄙夷克莱,特别是那句"我猜他受伤了" 、"总决赛是汉子的角逐" 这两句Diss 勒布朗的话出来以后.

[–]RaptorsAccountSave 275 指標 2 天前

Yeah dw I still don 't like him. He can be funny sometimes , but I still don 't get why this sub is so infatuated with him.

猛龙球迷：是的,可是我此刻依然不喜好他,有的时辰他确切很弄笑,可是我仍然不懂为啥这个论坛对克莱如斯沉迷.

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[–][MIA ] Michael BeasleyItsYaBoyBeasley 241 指標 2 天前

Pop should be considered a dirty coach for his role of putting Bruce Bowen on the floor all of those years. He knew what he was doing.

热火球迷：波波维奇就是个很脏的锻练,他常常让布鲁斯-鲍文在场上打球,并且让鲍文在场上尽量得脏,他明明知道鲍文在场上做了甚么.

[–]Son-Wukonda 379 指標 2 天前

The warriors are going to win again and we 're wasting our time even having a regular season

勇士行将再次取得总冠军,所以现实上下赛季的常规赛就是在华侈时候.

[–]Celticsscarecrowbar 221 指標 2 天前

This one 's bad because it 's very true

凯尔特人球迷：虽然很不爽,但这是真话啊.

[–]AstroWorldSecurity 107 指標 2 天前

Your beloved memes are unfunny repetitive crap because people are too lazy to actually say something witty.

你们此刻的梗说真话只是一些一点都不弄笑、翻来覆去弄来弄去的烂梗,缘由就是人们此刻懒得说些俏皮话了.

[–]htxsean 576 指標 2 天前

Cousins made the right decision

考辛斯做了一个准确的决议.

[–]Trail BlazersGucciReeves 258 指標 2 天前

Might piss off this sub but it ’s true for him as a player. Go to the already stacked defending champs where there ’ll be no pressure for you to get back on the court before you ’re ready , probably get a ring then have great value in free agency next year ? I think very few people in Cousins ’ spot would not have made the same choice he did.

开辟者球迷：虽然很不爽这个不雅点,可是对球员来讲,他的这个决议可以说是很准确了,插手卫冕冠军,在你预备好复出之前不会有任何压力,并且还可能在本年取得戒指以后来岁有一份更年夜的合同？我感觉当大师都处在考辛斯阿谁位置的时辰,大师城市做出和他一样的选择的.

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[–][DET ] Joe DumarsHonk4Tits 256 指標 2 天前

Steven Adams is a glorified role player and easily the most overpaid starter in the league.

活塞球迷：斯蒂文-亚当斯是一个被美化过的脚色球员,他现实上是同盟里溢价最严重的首发.

[–]HeatKingRayne 139 指標 2 天前

(Laughs in Whiteside )

热火球迷：(怀特塞德发出了开朗的笑声)

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[–]Bulls6543RS 327 指標 2 天前*

NBA made their greatest mistake when they banned Donald Sterling.

公牛球迷：NBA 犯得最年夜的毛病就是封杀了唐纳德-斯特林(前快船老板).

[–][CHA ] Malik MonkCrafthai 213 指標 2 天前

so far this has just turned out to be an unpopular opinion thread but you really stuck it to the topic

黄蜂球迷：虽然这个帖子已被歪成非主流不雅点了,可是你这个不雅点仍是很贴题的！

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[–]Warriorsuntouchable765 441 指標 2 天前

LeBron is going to be too old by the time the Lakers get enough help around him.

勇士球迷：比及湖人成长到可以或许帮忙吾皇即位的时辰,他已老了.

[–]Lakerscheechuu 292 指標 2 天前

This just pisses off /r/lakers.

湖人球迷：你这话只能激愤湖人球迷啊.

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[–][DAL ] Nick Van Exelglansberg_stephen 712 指標 2 天前

Carmelo Anthony was bad last year because of Russell Westbrook

独行侠球迷：卡梅罗-安东尼打得太烂完满是由于威斯布鲁克.

[–]76ersImmynimmy 420 指標 2 天前

Yeah but this sub sort of hates Westbrook too. A better one would be:

Carmelo Anthony was bad last year because of Steven Adams.

76 人球迷：你这句话很符合主题,可是这个论坛不是常常开威少的会嘛？所以我想了一个更伤人的不雅点：

卡梅罗-安东尼客岁打得烂完满是由于斯蒂文-亚当斯.

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[–]LakersSomeGuyInSanJoseCa 242 指標 2 天前

Kawhi was right and the Spurs were in the wrong.

湖人球迷：莱昂纳德是对的,马刺是错的.

[–][TOR ] Kyle Lowrysupersaiyangod99 249 指標 2 天前

I agree

*sees flair

Fuck you

猛龙球迷：

我赞成你的不雅点……

等会儿……我看到你的主队了.

去特么的.

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[–]LBJS4DAYS 126 指標 2 天前

Kevin Durant made the best decision for himself nothing wrong with that

凯文-杜兰特做了一个对他而言最好的决议,他甚么都没做错.

[–][GSW ] Tim Hardawayrttrumbl 83 指標 2 天前

Kevin Durant didn ’t have the help he needed to win in OKC.

勇士球迷：凯文-杜兰特在雷霆没能获得他需要的帮忙.

[–]Sunsrice_bledsoe 128 指標 2 天前

conversely , if Westbrook was traded and Harden was shifted to pointguard in 2012 , OKC would have won IMO.

太阳球迷：相反的,假如威斯布鲁克被买卖,而哈登在2012 年被移到控球后卫的位置上来,雷霆可能早就博得了总冠军了.

[–]LakersKDs_Burner_Acc 135 指標 2 天前

Durant is better than lebron.

湖人球迷(ID 为杜兰特的小号)：杜兰特比勒布朗强.

[–][PHO ] Steve NashDudeJustLet 90 指標 2 天前

the most relevant username

76 人球迷：你的ID 出卖了你哦铁子.

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