亚博：小托马斯埋汰骑士| 克利夫兰事实若何?

'Cleveland was a shithole...I can see why Bron left. Again.'-Isaiah Thomas

"克利夫兰就是个粪坑……我终究知道为啥勒布朗会再次分开了."——以赛亚-托马斯.

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[–]ThunderI_Hate_Traffic 4090 指標 1 天前

Watch him end up in Cleveland lol

雷霆球迷：等候他在克利夫兰终老哦哈哈哈哈.

[–]penny_4_thots 1235 指標 1 天前

And then they can fuck with him by having him play backup for Sexton

然后他们经由过程让小托马斯打塞克斯顿的替补来恶心他哈哈哈.

[–]MagicYash_We_Can 351 指標 23 小時前

He can play backup to Sextons backup

魔术球迷：现实上他可以打塞克斯顿的替补的替补.

[–]MagicDSwishTrey0 132 指標 23 小時前

No put him in the G-League affiliate - where they 'll still force him to be a backup PG.

魔术球迷：不不不,把他扔到成长同盟里"熬炼"——然后在成长同盟仍是让他打替补控卫.

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[–]meupirunatuaface 5437 指標 1 天前

IT : You like it , you think Cleveland 's cool ? I mean I never heard anyone say I 'm going to Cleveland on vacation.. what 's so good about Cleveland ?

小托马斯："你喜好克利夫兰？你感觉克利夫兰很酷？我的意思是我历来没传闻过有人要去克利夫兰度假……克利夫兰有啥好的？"

[–]Jazzshwiggydog 2215 指標 1 天前

Still waiting for Joakim to be traded to Cleveland at some point in his career

爵士球迷：我还期望着有一天诺阿能被买卖到骑士去呢.

注：诺阿一向在公家媒体大举Diss 克利夫兰.

[–][HOU ] Metta World PeacesauceDrakula647 247 指標 23 小時前

He 'd probably fake his own death before playing for Cleveland.

火箭球迷：假如他为克利夫兰打球,他必然会伪装本身死了来不了.

[–]NuggetsPancakeTaughtMe 400 指標 23 小時前

Just like he did when he went to the Knicks

掘金球迷：就和他在尼克斯期间干的工作一样？

[–][MIN ] Felton Spencersmakola 162 指標 23 小時前

He didn ’t fake it. He ded.

丛林狼球迷：他现实上也没咋伪装,他真的死了.

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[–]76ersfybertas 1201 指標 1 天前

nuggets come get your mans

76 人球迷：掘金的球迷快来领走你们的球员吧.

[–]Nuggetspapajustify99 312 指標 22 小時前

Hey man , I 've only known him for like a week. We ain 't even close.

掘金球迷：我知道他的存在也不外是一周之前把,我们还不熟.

[–]PelicansTonyFlomo 3916 指標 1 天前*

Woooooooow lmao dudes done

Edit: smoking that legal and can ’t handle the gas

鹈鹕球迷：哈哈哈,这家伙真的说得出口.

编纂：小托马斯是否是抽年夜麻抽HIGH 以致在收不住本身的嘴巴啊.

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[–]Celticsjcarmona24 [S ] 1633 指標 1 天前

yeah this ain 't a good look lol

凯尔特人球迷：哈哈哈,这表示可不太好.

[–]PelicansTonyFlomo 854 指標 1 天前

I don ’t even understand why he would do it

鹈鹕球迷：我乃至理解不了他为啥要这么做.

[–]Celticsjcarmona24 [S ] 1514 指標 1 天前

he thinks he owns the world after his one season with the Celts. I get it and all but he 's going through a troubling phase. Him and KD need a therapy session or something

凯尔特人球迷：在履历了凯尔特人的巅峰一季以后,他仿佛感觉本身具有了全球.我能理解这个表情,究竟他此刻正在履历人生最为艰巨的时刻,他和杜兰特都需要看看心理大夫或此外甚么了吧.

[–]Warriorsuuhson 989 指標 1 天前

It 's so weird how you guys basically constantly advocate for these guys to be fake. Don 't we want to see this real shit ?

勇士球迷：大师都提倡球员们成为虚假的人嘛？这也太希奇了.我们不是但愿能看到这些球员的真脾气嘛？

[–][PHI ] Dario SaricTuraisk 674 指標 1 天前

Being real is cool , not being an asshole is also cool. Some people manage to do both.

76 人球迷：真脾气当然宝贵,但不满嘴喷粪价值更高,有的人就可以分身其美.

[–]Lakerscarrychains 1074 指標 1 天前

Having your head on straight ain 't fake , and talking shit all the time ain 't real.

湖人球迷：带着头脑措辞其实不意味着虚假,满嘴喷粪也不料味着真实.

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[–]Wizardsibwyeciundsv 505 指標 23 小時前*

I thought you wanted the realness

Yeah but he 's an asshole

But bro he 's soooo real

I would hate to meet the people on this subreddit who think it 's appropriate to say every thought you have out loud just for the sake of realness.

I thought Dave Chappelle taught us better than this.

奇才球迷：

"我感觉你巴望真实."

"是的,可是他是个满嘴喷粪的人."

"可是兄弟,他真的很真脾气啊."

我很厌恶在论坛上看到有些人认为不分场所和地址说出本身设法的人是真脾气.

我感觉年夜卫-查普尔在这方面的评判比我们更加优异.

[–]WarriorsKeeperOfThePeace 195 指標 1 天前

Joakim Noah has left the game.

Isaiah Thomas has left the game.

J. R. Smith can 't find the game.

勇士球迷：诺阿分开了角逐.

小托马斯分开了角逐.

JR-史姑娘还不知道角逐在哪.

[–]WizardsVswerve27 1004 指標 1 天前

He sounds high as hell

奇才球迷：他听起来此刻很HIGH 啊.

[–]Celticsjcarmona24 [S ] 815 指標 1 天前

He 's just getting used to that Nugget lifestyle

凯尔特人球迷：他估量在顺应掘金的糊口体例.

[–][HOU ] Clint CapelaGettingLostInDaSauce 585 指標 1 天前

Oof

火箭球迷：天哪！这话可太秀了.

[–]undisputedlegend 1471 指標 1 天前

He is stilly salty af.

隔着屏幕都能闻到小托马斯的酸.

[–]Cavaliersneyvit1 796 指標 1 天前

I don 't mind jokes at Cleveland 's expense. But just saying Clevelands a shithole is just petty. At least Noah made it funny.

All things considered given the whole Kyrie situation , I think Cavs fans welcomed IT well. People were legit excited for him , and some even deluded themselves into thinking he wasn 't a downgrade from Kyrie. Not our fault he was an objectively bad player last year due to prior injuries.

骑士球迷：现实上我其实不反感大师拿克利夫兰恶作剧,可是直接说"克利夫兰是粪坑" ,最少诺阿的话很弄笑.

斟酌到欧文的闹剧,我感觉骑士粉丝已足够接待小托马斯了,人们对他的到来感应接待,乃至有些人会掩耳盗铃地感觉他不比欧文差,上个赛季因为之前的伤病他确切是一个很糟的球员,可是这也不是我们的错啊.

[–]Bullssuper_sayanything 394 指標 1 天前

Yea and Noah was a rival talking trash , different from a ex-player who 's bitter.

公牛球迷：是的啊,诺阿作为仇敌喷喷垃圾话很正常,可是小托马斯作为前骑士球员说出这些话真的有点……

[–]LordHyperBowser 194 指標 23 小時前

And I mean to be honest , "who wants to go to Cleveland" isn ’t completely inaccurate. It ’s a good , fun city , but it ’s not really a tourist spot lol.

Edit: before anyone asks I ’m from Cleveland.

并且诚恳说,"谁想去克利夫兰" 这句话真的是不完全正确的,这是一个很好地、有趣的城市,可是确切不是一个旅游景点哈哈哈.

编纂：就在有人提醒我就是克利夫兰人之前我是这么说的.

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[–]Thunderrangersrule1997 476 指標 1 天前

I 'm sure his opinion changes if they don 't trade him and give him a decent contract

雷霆球迷：我肯定,假如他们没有买卖小托马斯并且给了他一份不错的合同的话,小托马斯绝对不会说如许的话的.

[–]Thunderdosante 1345 指標 1 天前x2

Cleveland is objectively a shithole though.

雷霆球迷：克利夫兰确切是粪坑啊.

[–]Cavaliersellsworth53t 684 指標 23 小時前

Homie , I 've been to Oklahoma City. Don 't act like your shithole is any better than our shithole.

骑士球迷：亲爱的,我去了俄克拉荷马城一趟,别弄得你们城市比我们城市好一样.

[–]penny_4_thots 1160 指標 1 天前

Dude is coming of like a complete douche...there 's a reason nba players sound like PR robots half the time so that they avoid saying dumb shit like this

活该,这家伙看起来和一个忘八一样……怪不得NBA 球员在年夜部门时候看起来像公公关机械人一样,由于他们只要不这么措辞就会表示得像个混球一样.

[–][CLE ] Kevin LoveYvonaukon 115 指標 1 天前

IT 1 year from now when he signs in China: Denver was a shithole

骑士球迷：小托马斯在一年后签约中国颁发以下评论："丹佛是一个粪坑般的城市."

[–]oakled 665 指標 1 天前*

Cleveland fans make endless jokes about IT 's height and it 's all okay.

IT makes a joke about Cleveland and people have their pitchforks out.

克利夫兰粉丝关在小托马斯的身高缔造了无数的梗大师都说不妨.

小托马斯开了克利夫兰一个打趣人们就感受他人动了他们的奶酪.

[–]CavaliersG2-8 348 指標 1 天前

I 'm pretty sure everyone make fun of IT 's height. Not only cleveland fans

骑士球迷：我很确信每一个人都拿小托马斯的身高开过打趣,不但仅是骑士粉丝.

[–]RocketsQuantumFreakonomics 179 指標 23 小時前

Well , its not only Isaiah talking shit about Cleveland either.

火箭球迷：是的,但也不止小托马斯一小我喷克利夫兰垃圾话啊.

[–]Cavaliershungry-jewish-man 156 指標 1 天前

haha geez man. my dads from cleveland so i dont live there right now but ive been there many times. it 's a pretty standard city tbh , i know it gets shit on all the time in movies and shit , but it 's honestly just like a regular city , maybe a little bit not as exciting but by no means a shit hole , just has regular working people...it seems like he 's just mad because of how fuckin chaotic last season was for our team or something , kinda a wack thing to say imo

骑士球迷：哈哈哈,我的父亲来自克利夫兰,虽然我此刻不住在这了,可是我也来过这里良多次.这是一个很尺度的城市,我知道克利夫兰在片子还电视剧里被埋汰的不可,可是现实上就是个很普通俗通的城市,或许确切贫乏了一点生气可是这其实不意味着这是一个粪坑城市啊,这里有良多普通俗通工作的人……我感受他多是由于上赛季骑士太紊乱了而生气,不外我感觉小托马斯这件工作做得不地道.

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