亚博：乐福在姚明眼前像个弟弟| 球迷忖量姚明

[Kevin Love ] Love standing next to Yao Ming.

乐福与姚明同框.

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[–]100ProofBlood 2426 指標 1 天前

5 '11" vs 6 '0"

一米八和一米八三的差距感受就有这么年夜.

[–]Trail Blazersmatrixreloaded 668 指標 1 天前

Reality v Tinder

开辟者球迷：实际与Tinder 之间的差距就是这么年夜.

注：Tinder 是美国的一款生疏人社交软件,有人说探探的模式在必然水平上鉴戒了Tinder.

[–]klawhileonard 59 指標 1 天前

1.79m vs 1.8m

这就是一米七九和一米八的差距.

[–]JustANotchAboveToby 63 指標 1 天前

Would the average tinder girl go with 5 '9 and good looking or 6 '2 + but not so good looking

你们说Tinder 上平均水准上的女孩是愿意和一个一米七五的帅哥出去约会仍是和一个一米九但边幅平平的人出去约会呢？

[–]Psychic_rock 231 指標 1 天前

Judging by the demographics survey , this is the wrong sub for that question.

我们的生齿普查陈述不是出来了嘛？你特么问错处所了.

注：此前Reddit 的NBA 版块做过一次生齿普查,该版块的女性不足50%.

[–][LAL ] Brandon Ingramfriskydongo 23 指標 1 天前

Bruh we 're all 5 '9 and not so good looking so we 're not the best to ask lol.

湖人球迷：虽然我们都是一米七五,可是我们长得不咋样啊,我想这个标题问题超纲了.

[–]NBAMygaffer 103 指標 1 天前

My dad has a weird version of this , where 's actually a 6 footer (a little taller actually ) but he would say he was 6 '2", and then it became 6 '3".

Then I 'd stand next to him and say ,"well how come I 'm barely 6 '1" and just a smidge taller than you ?

"Oh no , you must be 6 '3.5".

我老爹在这方面很是希奇,他大要也就一米八三(可能要高一点吧),可是他一向说本身一米八八,然后就稀里糊涂酿成一米九了.

然后有一天我和他背靠背站在一路说了一句："我知道本身不外一米八五" ,为啥我比一米九得要高呢？

"不成能的,你应当一米九一."

[–][PHO ] Dick Van Arsdaletheangrylobster 268 指標 1 天前

As a 5 '11 (actually 5 '10 ) guy this triggered me.

76 人球迷：作为一位一米八(现实上一米七八)的孩子来讲,这些谈吐有些危险到我了.

[–][MIN ] Jimmy ButlerRev4890 310 指標 1 天前

how ’s life being 5 ’8.5"

丛林狼球迷：别装了,我知道你才一米七三出头.

[–][PHO ] Dick Van Arsdaletheangrylobster 125 指標 1 天前

I 'm 5 '10 with heels

76 人球迷：老哥穿了高跟鞋懂不？

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[–]EzeDoes_It 639 指標 1 天前

I miss Yao so much :( always had hope he 'd come out of retirement but it 's probably too late for that now.

我太驰念姚了然:(,我真的一向但愿他可以或许复出的,可是似乎此刻已为时已晚了.

[–]NBAdchaid 457 指標 1 天前

He had way too many different foot injuries for that to ever be possible. I wish we had more Yao during his prime. Him coming in to the league was so fun.

复出应当是不存在的,他脚上的伤病太多了,我但愿我们能在他的巅峰期多赏识赏识他的表演,他来同盟的履历其实是太有趣了.

[–]Celticsasdfasfhsdfgh 333 指標 1 天前

Yao basically sold away his health in order to play basketball nonstop for 10 years.

凯尔特人球迷：姚明根基上是透支了本身的健康换来了十年无中断的职业生活生计.

[–]Celticsnot_Brendan 172 指標 1 天前

Playing for China nationally many a year during summers , when most players train and recover their bodies from a grueling NBA season , really did it. He also played 5 years of Chinese pro ball for the Sharks before the NBA. Granted , those are like college length seasons , but still.

凯尔特人球迷：在年夜大都球员操纵NBA 休赛期练习和恢复身体的时辰,姚明还在为国出战,这很伤.并且他还在登录NBA 之前为上海年夜沙鱼打了五年中国职业篮球,虽然CBA 的赛程长短和年夜学差不多,可是对身体也是一种消耗.

[–]RaptorsKluey 144 指標 1 天前

Being 300 + lbs and 7 ' 7" or whatever he is probably didn 't help either.

Bigs (especially extremely big bigs ) will get injured inevitably.

猛龙球迷：一百三十多千克的体重和两米三的个子……也是很伤的.

年夜个子(特别是巨型中锋)受伤是不成避免的.

[–]Raptorssixfoh 342 指標 1 天前

Yao gave everything he had to basketball , both in the NBA and in China.

Ended up being his downfall , those feet couldn 't support the godlike skills of Yao Ming.

猛龙球迷：不管是NBA 和中国,他都支出了一切.

而这类奉献精力终究同样成为了姚明的绊脚石,他的脚承受不住逆天的技能.

[–]flower-boy-memes 114 指標 1 天前

It ’s crazy that Yao played in tournaments that didn ’t even matter that much for China. Commendable of him though.

最疯狂的莫过在姚明要打那些可有可无的锦标赛,这件工作自己仍是值得奖饰的.

[–]BullsDunlocke 197 指標 1 天前

Made about 100 mil in the NBA , and it 's not like he baked his brain like those NFL boys. Worth it.

公牛球迷：姚明在NBA 挣了一亿美金,他也没有像NFL 那些家伙一样撞坏脑壳,所以仍是很值吧.

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[–]Rocketsis_a_socialist 352 指標 1 天前

Damn. I hadn ’t seen a super recent picture of Yao Ming , but the dude looks pretty good. I know he ’s really not that old , but still. Usually dudes his size get super fat or look way older than they should when they ’ve been out of the league as long as he has. Maybe he got a little extra junk in the trunk , but who doesn ’t like that anyway ?

火箭球迷：活该,我比来都没咋看过姚明的照片了,可是这家伙看起来不错啊.我知道他没那末老,可是春秋也渐长了.不外那些年夜个子凡是在变老分开同盟以后城市发福得很利害不是吗？可能他的年夜腿上长了很多赘肉,可是年夜腿上这些肉大师都很喜好啊.

[–]Hornetspangzineng 229 指標 1 天前*

He has lost some weights recently.

There was a time when he was seriously out of control , even Shaq looked like the "after weight lost" comparison in commercial standing next to him. There was a report last year , with Yao 's wife said he was close to 200kg (440 lb ) due to the pressure as the new president of Chinese Basketball Association.

Edit: to put it into perspective , average weight for NBA players last season was 218 lb , so Yao was heavier than two of those last year.

黄蜂球迷：他比来减了点肥.

有一段时候他真的是完全放飞了自我了,即便沙克在他眼前也像方才减肥完的模样,这是客岁的报导,按照姚明的老婆所说因为方才当上CBA 总裁,他的压力曾让他的体重飙升到200 千克(440 磅)

编纂：为了让你们更好理解,上赛季NBA 球员的平均体重为218 磅,所以姚明最重的时辰抵得上两个NBA 球员.

[–]Rocketsis_a_socialist 102 指標 1 天前

Dang. I ’m glad he ’s looking better and healthier now.

火箭球迷：看到他更好和更健康的模样,我真的很高兴.

[–]RocketsBZ-B 71 指標 1 天前

Fairly recent video of Yao in the wild with Bear Grylls. Pretty funny.

火箭球迷：比来的一个姚明和贝爷一路荒原求生视频贼弄笑.

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[–]BullsJustinTimberlakeFTW 185 指標 1 天前

It 's not just his height , Yao Ming 's head is so fucking big too. My mans looking like an Easter Island head got surgically attached to his body.

公牛球迷：不但仅是他的身高,姚明的头也贼年夜,就像是把新生节石像上的头部摁在了他的身体上了.

[–][HOU ] Chris Paulclutch-city2k15 120 指標 1 天前

Kevin doesn 't look nearly as small as other players do compared to Yao.

火箭球迷：乐福看起来也没有其他球员在姚明身旁那般小鸟依人啊.

[–]RocketsTheProfessxr 87 指標 1 天前

I saw Yao at the airport once , I 'm 6 '5" and it was still jarring how tall he was. Wish he could have played longer.

火箭球迷：我曾在机场见过姚明,我已有一米九了,看起来仍是像个弟弟,我真的但愿他能打得更久一点.

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