【键盘侠】湖人正式无缘季后赛

THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION.

洛杉矶湖人已无缘季后赛。

With their loss tonight to the Nets, the Lakers are now officially eliminated from making the playoffs.

This is the first time in 14 years that Lebron has missed the playoffs, and marks the end of his streak of 8 consecutive NBA Finals appearances.

输给篮网事后，湖人此刻已正式在季后赛席位的争取中被裁减出局。

这是14年来詹姆斯初次无缘季后赛，也标记着他持续八次进入总决赛的记载终结。

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[–][POR] Damian Lillard Familyguy35 177 points 21 hours ago

FOR THE 6TH STRAIGHT SEASON TOO. SO BEAUTIFUL

开辟者球迷：这仍是湖人连着第六个赛季无缘季后赛呢！太美好了！

[–]duck1ings 49 points 21 hours ago

I haven't watched the NBA this season, I'm just here because the lakers are eliminated

我这个赛季还没看NBA，来这里就是由于湖人进不了季后赛。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Wholyy 39 points 21 hours ago

Lmao laker fans early in the season thinking they would make the western conference finals

丛林狼球迷：哈哈哈哈，湖蜜赛季初还感觉他们能打进西部决赛呢。

[–][GSW] JaVale McGee ashwinr136 29 points 21 hours ago

LeTSGOTOCANCUN

勇士球迷：坎昆走起！！！

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Chop_Artista 2343 points 20 hours ago

This dramatically reduces our chances of playing in the2019 WCF.

湖人球迷：这极年夜地减弱了我们打进2019年西部决赛的概率。

[–]Timberwolves SteveBorden 395 points 20 hours ago

How so?

丛林狼球迷：此话怎讲？

[–]Warriors bluelightnings 518 points 19 hours ago

0 x 0 = 0

勇士球迷：0x0=0

[–]Heat t obyflenderson1 467 points 21 hours ago

LEBRON IS GONE

热火球迷：詹姆斯远去了。

[–]Raptors AIverson3 254 points 21 hours ago*

Is this your King?

猛龙球迷：这就是你们的国王？

[–]Trail Blazers Dark_child 67 points 20 hours ago

This is the western conference. We have no king.

开辟者球迷：这里是西部赛区。我们没有国王。

[–]west brooks2ndstylist 352 points 20 hours ago

Welcome to the West

接待来到西部！

[–]Warriors iorch421 132 points 20 hours ago

Toronto is chugging beers rn

勇士球迷：多伦多人在碰杯祝贺了。

[–]Raptors Dick_Hammerbush 3850 points 20 hours ago

He can't hurt us anymore.

猛龙球迷：他不再能危险我们了。

[–]76ers BloodBath718 1635 points 20 hours ago

BREAKING NEWS LeBron James has been traded to the Brooklyn Nets via trade

76人球迷：突发：勒布朗-詹姆斯已被买卖到布鲁克林篮网！

[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 3380 points 20 hours ago

LeBron really got eliminated from Finals contention before April.

猛龙球迷：詹姆斯还真就在4月份之前就从决赛的竞争中被裁减出局了啊

[–]SpiderBoi1000 1173 points 20 hours ago

LeBron in playoff mode now

此刻詹姆斯是季后赛模式了。

[–]Raptors Toronto416ix 416 points 20 hours ago

Elimination mode activated

猛龙球迷：裁减模式激活。

[–]Heat thatguywiththecamry 81 points 21 hours ago

Lebron is Tired.

热火球迷：詹姆斯累了。

[–]Cavaliers HighVoltLemonBattery 161 points 20 hours ago

Give us back LeBron, you guys don't know how to play with him

骑士球迷：把詹姆斯还给我们，你们这帮人不知道怎样在他身旁打球。

[–]Spurs BRAD_POPOVICH 473 points 21 hours ago

imagine adding lebron to your team and still failing to make playoffs and possibly doing worse than the year before

马刺球迷：队里引进了詹姆斯，竟然还进不了季后赛，并且有可能比上赛季的战绩还差，这是如何的环境。

[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 1436 points 21 hours ago*

Imagine adding “the best player in the world” to the “best young core in the league” and still missing the playoffs.

Imagine being the 4th best team in your own state.

Imagine not even being the best team in your own city.

The Lakers logo is literally an L.

The Lakers haven’t won a playoff game in 2500 days.

凯尔特人球迷：“同盟最强的年青焦点声势”插手了“世界上最好的球员”，竟然还无缘季后赛？

他们只是加州第四好的球队，这是甚么感触感染？

乃至还不是洛城最好的球队，这又是甚么感触感染？

湖人的LOGO真的是种掉败。

湖人已有2500天没有博得过一场季后赛成功了。

[–][DEN] Jusuf Nurkic kunt_kicker 516 points 21 hours ago

Dodgers lost in the World Series and the Rams in the Super Bowl. Tough time for LA fans.

掘金球迷：洛杉矶道奇输失落了世界系列赛，洛杉矶公羊输失落了超等碗。洛杉矶体育迷这段时候欠好过啊。

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[–]Hawks Kreykelly 141 points 21 hours ago

I want to thank everyone for making this possible

老鹰球迷：我想感激每个让这事儿成真的人。

[–]Hawks Bobby-Samsonite 64 points 21 hours ago

mostly Magic and Pelinka for assembling that squad and injuries and Luke Walton and his terrible staff.

老鹰球迷：那首要仍是感激魔术师和佩林卡，由于他们组建了这支球队，还要感激伤病、沃顿和他那菜鸡的锻练团队。

[–][NJN] Vince Carter GetBuckets13182 152 points 21 hours ago

YOU ARE WELCOME ALL! I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYMORE DRAFT PICK JOKES, WE DID THIS FOR THE CULTURE

篮网球迷：大师伙儿不消客套！我不想再听到甚么选秀签的笑话了！！！我们是为了重塑球队的文化才这么做的！！

[–]rebal123 48 points 21 hours ago

Haha all debts settled. Good job Nets.

哈哈哈哈，篮网的账都扯清了。干得标致，篮网！

[–]Rockets BandwagonDottestHudes 225 points 21 hours ago

DLO REALLY DID IT

火箭球迷：拉塞尔真的做到了！

[–]Nets lawmemer 79 points 21 hours ago

D'Angelo gets his revenge, sweet victory indeed.

篮网球迷：拉塞尔复仇成功，这确切是一场美好的成功。

[–][PHI] Joel Embiid MaleficentTiger 68 points 20 hours ago

Seeing how well DLo, Lopez, and Randle are doing is the worst part. Magic Johnson is a true embarrassment.

76人球迷：湖蜜最难熬难过的怕是看着拉塞尔、洛佩兹和兰德尔表示超卓。魔术师真是年夜写的为难。

[–][BKN] Mehmet Okur MisterBellic 5377 points 21 hours ago

And less than two years later, D'Angelo Russell is leading his new team to the playoffs, while knocking his old team out of playoff contention. Poetic justice.

篮网球迷：在不到两年的时候里，拉塞尔带着新店主打进了季后赛，并且还把老店主赶出了季后赛的竞争。这是史诗级的公理。

[–]Pistons rando1817 1677 points 20 hours ago

His old team still hasn’t made it to the playoffs in that time period

活塞球迷：他的老店主在这段时候里还没打进季后赛呢。

[–]NBA oktravis 304 points 20 hours ago

and his old team got lebron james

并且他的老店主还詹姆斯。

[–]Nets bgazela 221 points 20 hours ago

Yeah but his new team has Jared Dudley

篮网球迷：是的，可是他的新店主有杜德利啊。

[–]Raptors EdoWaldo 1219 points 20 hours ago

And his new team did it without their first round picks

猛龙球迷：并且他的新店主是在没有首轮签的环境下冲击季后赛。

[–]Pistons rando1817 143 points 20 hours ago

That’s some executive of the year worthy shit. Rebuilt a team with no firsts of their own

活塞球迷：这可是年度最好司理人级此外操作啊。在本身没有首轮签的环境下重建球队。

[–][BOS] James Young SenorBlaze 147 points 19 hours ago

Sean Marks should win executive of the year for the next 10 years straight. Dude came into a barren cave of nothingness and turned it into a playoff team immediately.

凯尔特人球迷：肖恩-马克斯可是直接被选将来10年的年度最好司理人了。这老哥把一支百废待兴的球队很快打造成了一支季后赛球队。

[–]Thunder newman796 870 points 20 hours ago

Dlo had 13 assists and had the highest +/- in this game. Magic should not be in the position he’s in

雷霆球迷：拉塞尔这场角逐有13个助攻，并且正负值全场最高。魔术师真该退位让贤了。

[–]Supersonics B-i-s-m-a-r-k 340 points 19 hours ago

A legit machine could do his job better just from stats analysis

超音速球迷：一台仅靠数据阐发做决议计划的机械都能比魔术师做得更好。

[–]Lakers groovyJ__ 141 points 18 hours ago

If you would’ve said this last year I’d call you crazy, but now all I can do is agree. Magic’s decisions baffle the ever loving shit out of me.

湖人球迷：如果你上赛季这么说，那我感觉你疯了。不外此刻我只能暗示赞成。魔术师的决议计划在消磨我以往对他的爱意。

[–]Hornets BOATSANDHOEZ 79 points 16 hours ago

Why would you have called him crazy? Anyone who has heard Magic do any sort of analysis or followed him on twitter prior to being GM could have told you it was going to be a disaster before he was ever hired. It would have been more shocking if he ended up being good.

黄蜂球迷：你干吗会感觉他人疯了呢？那些听过魔术师做某种阐发，或是在他成为总司理之前就在推特上存眷了魔术师的人，城市在他被聘请前告知你，他成为总司理会是一个灾害。如果他做好了这份工作才会让人震动。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durant shanetrey5 36 points 21 hours ago

FUCK MAGIC, D’ LO IS A MOTHERFUCKING LEADER

勇士球迷：傻X魔术师，拉塞尔特么就是个魁首！

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram meengine 7895 points 20 hours ago

Magic wanted a leader. D'Angelo then lead us the way to Cancun.

湖人球迷：魔术师之前想要一个魁首。然后拉塞尔率领我们去了坎昆。

[–]Celtics goofygoober2 2135 points 20 hours ago

At least Magic is free to go on all the late night talk shows to start the tampering early

凯尔特人球迷：最少此刻魔术师可以随意上那些深夜脱口秀节目，早早最先勾引其他球星了。

[–]Warriors captainsuperfuc 1010 points 20 hours ago

The Lakers just wasted a year of JaVale McGee's prime by putting scrubs like Lance Stevenson, LeBron James, and Michael Beasley around him. smh

勇士球迷：湖人华侈了麦基一年的巅峰期啊，竟然给他配备史蒂芬森、詹姆斯和比斯利这些不入流的球员。哎……

[–]Lakers Curlybrac 425 points 21 hours ago

Fade me, fam.

Used to it now.

湖人球迷：了断我吧，老铁。

我此刻都习惯了。

[–]Lakers Jayveesac 168 points 21 hours ago

Fuck Maginka

湖人球迷：傻X魔林卡！

[–]Have AGr8DayStranger 126 points 21 hours ago

Fr tho, every move they made has been neutral or negative. LeBron doesn’t count as a move by Maginka, he isn’t here cuz of Maginka, he was coming to LA regardless.

不外还真是的，他们每个操作都是中立或被动的。詹姆斯的到来不克不及算是魔林卡的操作，他来湖人可不是由于魔术师和佩林卡的尽力，他是本身不管掉臂地来洛杉矶的。

[–]Lakers AdolescentThug 47 points 20 hours ago

It's infuriating when everyone puts 1000% of the blame on Luke.

Don't get me wrong, he's a part of the problem, but how the hell is he supposed to coach such a poorly constructed roster into the playoffs, in literally one of the most competitive conferences in NBA History.

湖人球迷：让人火年夜的是大师都把锅全甩给沃顿。

别曲解我，沃顿是有部门责任，不外在本年西部这么一个NBA史上最具竞争力的分区里，沃顿面临着这么一套老弱病残的声势，他尼玛还能怎样做？

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[–]Spurs OUisBack 1982 points 21 hours ago

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

马刺球迷：大师都来这儿调集咯！

[–]Raptors MoggTheOtherTwin 667 points 21 hours ago

I was here

猛龙球迷：我早就在这儿等着了！

[–]Bulls Riderz_of_Brohan 300 points 21 hours ago

WE ARE ALL WITNESSES

公牛球迷：我们都是见证者！！！

[–]Pistons numberonecsgobettor 21 points 21 hours ago

Commenting so I am apart of history

活塞球迷：为了成为汗青的一员我也评论下。

[–]Thunder newman796 1076 points 21 hours ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.

JAVALE FUCKING MCGEE LED ALL LAKERS IN SCORING.

雷霆球迷：笑死老子了，贾维尔-特么的-麦基竟然是湖人这场的得分王。

[–]Heat ringmasterbro 574 points 20 hours ago

AND REBOUNDING. THEY DIDN'T DESERVE THE REIGNING BACK TO BACK CHAMPION TBH

热火球迷：并且仍是篮板王呢。说真话，他们配不上麦基这个连着两个赛季的卫冕冠军成员！

[–]Bucks PremierInferior 275 points 20 hours ago

Can Magic PLEASE get JaVale McGee some help??

雄鹿球迷：能麻烦魔术师给麦基找些辅佐吗？？

[–]Pistons subMJM 35 points 21 hours ago

Can't win with them cats.

活塞球迷：没法和这些阿猫阿狗一路赢球。

[–][LAC] Lamar Odom dezthompson 470 points 21 hours ago

The top post all time in r/nba is Lebron joining the Lakers. Will this post surpass it?

快船球迷：此前这个专区最热的帖子是詹姆斯加盟湖人。那这条帖子会跨越之前那条吗？

[–]Spurs grgriffin3 2000 points 21 hours ago

This is gonna be the most upvoted post of all time, isn't it.

马刺球迷：这个帖子会成为史上最热贴，对吧？

[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosa wikiman2001 131 points 21 hours ago

You underestimate the power of laker fans

猛龙球迷：你小视了湖蜜的气力啊。

[–]Raptors lordkeith 1604 points 21 hours ago

Waiting for the "the golden state warriors have been eliminated from championship contention" post.

猛龙球迷：等着“金州勇士已正式从总冠军的争取中被裁减出局”的帖子吧。

[–]Bucks On_Adderall 640 points 21 hours ago

Gonna have to wait until at least 2020 for that one...

雄鹿球迷：那最少得比及2020年……

[–]Celtics pkosuda 390 points 20 hours ago

The other day at work I was like "I miss the brackets we used to do for the NBA Playoffs, we should do that again" and my friend just looked at me in silence until I realized by myself that there would be no point while the Warriors dynasty exists.

凯尔特人球迷：前天工作的时辰，我说“我驰念以往季后赛的那种对位竞猜了，我们应当再弄一次”，我的伴侣就静静地看着我，然后我意想到了，只要勇士王朝还存在，这类竞猜就毫无意义。

[–]Rockets CaptainBlooper 30 points 20 hours ago

LeBron would make good trade bait for picks to build around McGee and Zion in the offseason.

火箭球迷：如果环绕着麦基和锡安建队的话，那詹姆斯在休赛期应当是个不错的选秀签买卖物。

[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 93 points 21 hours ago

Lakers fans furiously photoshopping Lakers jerseys on every all star

凯尔特人球迷：湖蜜愤慨地把每一个全明星都P上了湖人球衣。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry GSWarrior18 21 points 16 hours ago

Pretty sure once you become a Laker fan you automatically get a free Photoshop subscription

勇士球迷：一旦你成了湖蜜，那你就主动具有了免费的PS利用权，这点我很确信。

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