【键盘侠】洛城德比湖人负

[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers (37-29) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (30-34), 113-105.

洛杉矶快船(37胜29负)以113-105击败洛杉矶湖人(30胜34负)。

加里纳利23分6篮板，路威21分3篮板5助攻，贝弗利13分9篮板4助攻5抢断，沙梅特12分3助攻，亚历山年夜14分4助攻，哈雷尔14分11篮板5助攻，祖巴茨7分4篮板；詹姆斯27分8篮板6助攻，库兹马13分6篮板，隆多24分10篮板12助攻，哈特17分4篮板，麦基7分3篮板2盖帽，布洛克7分5篮板，波普4分。

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[–]Raptors twistedlogicx 147 points an hour ago

The Lakers season is over.

猛龙球迷：湖人这个赛季已竣事了。

[–]Trail Blazers Soyboy_Beta_Cuck 55 points 2 hours ago

This really fucks their chances of landing Melo.

开辟者球迷：这下安东尼是真没机遇来湖人了。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durant tropheez 95 points 2 hours ago

R/nba told me last year that Lebron could lead any team to the playoffs though

勇士球迷：客岁吧里还人说詹姆斯可以把任何球队带进季后赛呢

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irving kyrieGOAT11 48 points 2 hours ago

Got downvoted for saying he couldnt take the suns to the playoffs

凯尔特人球迷：我说他不克不及带太阳进季后赛还被狂踩呢

[–]Heats moltanboi 1114 points an hour ago

lmao imagine not being able to make the playoffs with lebron on your team

热火球迷：想象一下，如果队里有詹姆斯还没进季后赛……

[–]Spurs TheAlmightyConch 132 points an hour ago

Lmao i love it

马刺球迷：哈哈哈哈，我喜好！

[–]76ers 2ndRoundEuroStash 49 points 2 hours ago

i cant believe this is real... im laughing but at the same time as a lebron fan incredibly sad, the best player in the world wont be in the playoffs truly crazy

76人球迷：我都不敢相信这是真的……我在笑，可是作为一个詹蜜，我也很难熬，世界上最好的球员却进不了季后赛，真的疯了。

[–]Celtics goofygoober2 50 points an hour ago

If that happens /r/nba will definitely explode, so let’s all pray it happens

凯尔特人球迷：假如湖人真没进季后赛，那这个专区必定会爆失落，所以我们就祷告这成为实际吧。

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 45 points an hour ago

it's gonna happen

湖人球迷：我们进不了季后赛的。

[–]Lakers Kobe3rdAllTime 9 points an hour ago

We're 5.5 games back from the 8th seed with 18 games to go. I've already embraced the tank.

湖人球迷：还18场常规赛，我们掉队西部第八5.5场。我已预备好接管摆烂了。

[–][GSW] Andre Iguodala Operation_Ivysaur 32 points an hour ago

I would like to thank the Suns for delivering the most decisive blow to this wacky Laker team.

勇士球迷：我想感激太阳给了这支怪僻的湖人以最致命的一击。

[–]NBA urfaselol 71 points an hour ago

How can you screw up having LeBron on your team. Come on magic

都有詹姆斯了怎样能弄砸呢，给点力啊魔术师。

[–]Mavericks suzukigun4life 655 points an hour ago

Imagine having the worst record out of all the NBA teams in California.

独行侠球迷：想象一下吧，他们具有加州球队最差的战绩……

[–]Warriors JinxsLover 63 points an hour ago

If Durant leaves us you all only have to wait 4 months.

勇士球迷：假如杜兰特离我们而去，那湖人只用再等四个月了

[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 35 points an hour ago

We have to suffer watching you dominate everyone in the postseason first before we find out if Durant even leaves. Winning another Ring-FMVP might change his mind.

湖人球迷：那我们还得先看着你们在季后赛虐遍敌手，才能知道杜兰特会不会走，这太遭罪了。或许再赢一次总冠军和FMVP会改变阿杜的设法吧。

[–]Celtics TIMMAH2 289 points an hour ago

Imagine adding Lebron James to your team and going from 35 to 37 wins.

凯尔特人球迷：想一想吧，加了詹姆斯以后球队的战绩从35胜提高到了37胜。

[–][LAL] Adam Morrison JakesBurnerAccount 184 points an hour ago

There’s no way we’re gonna win seven more games this season lmao

湖人球迷：我们这个赛季是必定没法再赢7场的，哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers HillaryGodhamClinton 39 points an hour ago

LeDecline is happening faster than anyone expected

湖人球迷：下滑詹呈现得比任何人想的都更快。

[–]Celtics TIMMAH2 91 points an hour ago

IMAGINE ADDING LEBRON FUCKING JAMES AND GOING FROM 35 TO 35 WINS.

凯尔特人球迷：那就这么说吧，球队插手了特么的詹姆斯事后战绩仍是35胜，你敢想？

[–]Magic Boomtown_Rat 794 points an hour ago

Alright, shut it down. We on Space Jam 2 time now.

魔术球迷：行了，闭嘴吧。《空中年夜灌篮2》要开拍了。

[–]Mavericks nikbar 126 points an hour ago

[Wojnarowski] Warner Animation Group has released LeBron James.

独行侠球迷：沃神爆料：华纳动画团体已与詹姆斯解约。

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[–]Heat Number333 695 points an hour ago

Not gonna lie, it was pretty brutal to see the Lakers, in a true desperation scenario, relying on Reggie fucking Bullock hoisting 3's to try and salvage whatever minuscule shot they had at keeping their season alive.

热火球迷：不说谎话，看着这支湖人在这么一个真正失望的地步，还得期望特么的雷吉-布洛克的三分出手才能苟且下去，真的很残暴。

[–]Clippers TechnoGauss 532 points an hour ago

Not for me

快船球迷：我不这么感觉。

[–]Mavericks suzukigun4life 20 points an hour ago

Not gonna lie, I fucking loved it

独行侠球迷：不说谎话，我特么很喜好

[–]itzkold 223 points an hour ago

i laughed every time a laker 3 clanked short off the rim

game of the year candidate

每次湖人的三分磕框而出我就笑了。

这是年度最好角逐候选。

[–]Celtics iAmTheRealLange 40 points an hour ago

I am elated. I just threw out my Prozac prescription. I don't need it after this lmao

凯尔特人球迷：我很亢奋啊！我把百忧解处方都扔了！这场角逐事后就不需要这些了，哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Suns SportsMasterGeneral 18 points an hour ago

Today's been a great day

太阳球迷：今天是个好日子啊

[–]Bucks CompleteSpud 87 points an hour ago

this game cured my sadness

雄鹿球迷：这场角逐治愈了我的伤痛。

[–]Cavaliers LeKingofAkron 41 points an hour ago

Rondo was leading the Lakers with 4 threes

骑士球迷：湖人这场角逐射中三分最多的竟然是隆多的四个三分。

[–]ZTYSHZ 468 points an hour ago

The Lakers lack of a viable 5 defensively was really apparent, Montrezl destroyed them in the 4th, their defense was just all around lazy. Also the Lakers need to hit some damn 3s if they wanna win games.

湖人在场上缺少靠得住的内线戍守，这是不言而喻的，哈雷尔在第四节摧毁了他们，湖人的戍守很是懈怠。并且，湖人如果想赢球的话，那特么得投进一些三分啊。

[–]Warriors kevindlv 76 points an hour ago

If yall don't know about Trez, now you know.

勇士球迷：假如你们之前不知道哈雷尔，那此刻知道了

[–][LAL] Magic Johnson 21Radish 182 points an hour ago

We have centers. They were just never played on the floor in the 4th because "small-ball"

湖人球迷：我们有中锋啊。只是他们压根就没在第四节上场，由于我们要打“小球”。

[–][MIN] Andrew Wiggins heyarnold022 18 points an hour ago

I have no clue why they didn’t play javale at all late in the game.

丛林狼球迷：我其实想不大白，角逐最后为啥就不让麦基打

[–]dondon98 23 points an hour ago

So dumb imo. I mean I understand the reasoning behind it but you guys were getting mauled in the post.

我感觉太蠢了，我知道这么做的缘由，可是你们的内线被对方随便残虐啊。

[–]Rockets recursion8 22 points an hour ago

When PBev sneaked in on 5 Lakers standing around the paint and stole the OReb you know it's bad

火箭球迷：湖人五个球员聚在油漆区，贝弗利还能摸进去抢到进攻篮板，你就知道湖人的内线戍守有多水了。

[–][LAL] Magic Johnson 21Radish 258 points an hour ago

What's worse is Luke Walton not putting in a center at all in the 4th because he thinks Kyle Kuzma is Draymond fucking Green.

湖人球迷：更惨的是，沃顿第四节完全不消中锋，由于他竟然感觉库兹马是特么的追梦-格林！

[–]Wizards tittymilkmlm 65 points an hour ago

Kuzma at the 5 is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen

奇才球迷：让库兹马打五号位是我见过的最蠢的操作。

[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 206 points an hour ago

Why isn't it working? It worked with the Warriors

-Luke

湖人球迷：沃顿心想：“这咋就不管用呢？在勇士很管用啊”

[–]Mavericks CarterAC3 182 points 2 hours ago

Thanks Luke, Next

独行侠球迷：感谢沃顿，下一名。

[–]Warriors freshwordsalad 179 points an hour ago

"So where do you guys keep your Steph Curry?"

独行侠球迷：“那末你们把你们的库里藏在哪儿了呢？”

[–]Warriors Ionkkll 69 points an hour ago

Lithuania.

勇士球迷：立陶宛、

[–]Lakers magna77 29 points an hour ago

Montrez was working McGee as well. He’s a beast.

湖人球迷：哈雷尔碰着麦基也不虚啊，他就是个野兽。

[–]fatkamp 145 points an hour ago

There reliable center was on the clippers lol

湖人靠得住地中锋在快船，哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers gyxorz 80 points an hour ago

The only disappointment this game was Zubac not managing a 30/10 game with the game winning putback dunk and the staredown on Magic.

湖人球迷：这场角逐祖巴茨没能获得30+10的数据，没能来一记制胜的补扣然后直视魔术师，这是我对这场角逐独一掉望的处所。

[–][SAC] Rudy Gay marleau_12 33 points an hour ago

What was Chandler brought in for?

马刺球迷：引进钱德勒是为了啥？

[–]Mavericks Top_Brush 12 points 54 minutes ago

The playoffs

独行侠球迷：季后赛啊。

[–]Magic Celiac-DiseaseSucks 22 points an hour ago

It’s really the fact the Lakers just aren’t very good... together.

If you separate most of those players they would do wonderful things on other teams, but together they do not mesh whatsoever.

Also, The coaching, lineups and rotations have been god awful. My WIFE was asking why the Lakers didn’t have a “big guy” (center) on the floor when they were getting beat over and over... it’s just nuts watching this team play. They have officially given up. Let the season go and see what you can do in the offseason with the Coaches and roster.

魔术球迷：事实上，这套湖人声势就是凑在一路的时辰不是很强。

假如你把年夜大都队员单拎出来讲的话，他们可以在其他球队有很不错的阐扬，可是他们聚在一路就是不来电啊。

另外呢，湖人的锻练、首发和轮换一向都很水。湖人的内线被对方频频践踏的时辰，我老婆还问，为嘛湖人没有一个“打个字”……看这支球队打球要把人逼疯。他们完全抛却了。这个赛季就这么地吧，看看你们在休赛期能对锻练和声势进行甚么变更吧。

[–]FederalPiccolo 82 points an hour ago

Magic has fucked the Lakers.

魔术师把湖人坑了。

[–]Kings SacKingsRS 30 points an hour ago

Because of Magic Johnson, the Lakers are not a very well run basketball organization.

国王球迷：就由于约翰逊，湖人这支球队才会运转不良。

[–]Knicks Pesaberhimil 562 points an hour ago

Imagine picking Magic over the Logo

尼克斯球迷：当初竟然选他不选LOGO男，你敢想？！

[–][CHA] Al Jefferson bigcatthetall 398 points an hour ago

Logo: Built the Shaq/Kobe Lakers and the Steph/KD Warriors

Magic: Killer smile

It’s an easy choice honestly

公牛球迷：LOGO男：打造过OK组合的湖人和库里、杜兰特联手的勇士

魔术师：迷人的微笑

说真话，这很好选啊

[–]Bulls whothark_futhark 101 points an hour ago

An in between he took a little break in Tennessee and built the grit and grind Grizzlies

公牛球迷：LOGO男还去田纳西小小歇息过一段时候呢，然后打造了黑又硬的灰熊。

[–]Suns hungarianmeatslammer 45 points an hour ago

They need to fire Magic and Pelinka. They have made shit move after shit move. Got rid of DLo. Got rid of Lopez. Traded Zubac. Let PG slip away. Got embarrassed by Del Demps. Didn't sign any shooters. Signed a clown car of washed vets that can't shoot. Magic is honestly just a terrible executive and the more involved he gets, the worse this team is going to be. The Lakers need to get Griffin or another experienced GM that knows how to build around Lebron before it is too late.

太阳球迷：湖人必需要炒失落魔术师和佩林卡。他俩稀烂的操作层见叠出。不要拉塞尔，不要洛佩兹，送走祖巴茨，错过乔治。被邓普斯耍了。没有签下任何弓手，却是签了一帮没有投射的宿将。说真话，魔术师就是个很菜的司理人，他介入的事务越多，球队越烂。湖人应当请年夜卫-格里芬或另外一个有经验的总司理，他们知道怎样环绕詹姆斯建队，否则就为时晚矣。

[–]Super SaiyanBroly737 34 points 2 hours ago

Clippers 7-3 since acquiring Zubac.

Lakers 3-7 since acquiring Muscala.

自从获得祖巴茨后，快船7胜3负；

自从获得穆斯卡拉后，湖人3胜7负。

[–]Lakers dandeman4 18 points 2 hours ago

this is the least fun i’ve had watching the lakers since they went 17-65. even those losses didn’t even hurt as much because the expectations were so low. but this team? this is a legitimate failure of a season and i hope the management and coaching staff are seriously re-evaluated once the season ends.

湖人球迷：这是自17胜65负阿谁赛季后，我看过的最无趣的湖人。即使昔时输那末惨，我也没有这么伤，由于那时大师都没抱甚么期望。可是这支球队呢？这就是个掉败的赛季，一旦赛季竣事了，我但愿球队能对治理层和锻练团队好好地进行再评估。

[–]NBA spiattalo 37 points 2 hours ago

Has any team ever failed expectations as spectacularly as these Lakers in recent years?

近年来，有那支球队能像此刻这支湖人一样这么让人掉望？

[–]Lakers ram0h 44 points 2 hours ago

the nash kobe dwight big 3. But that was mainly because of injuries, and kobe still got us to the playoffs

湖人球迷：那支有纳什、科比和霍华德的三巨子湖人。可是那首要是由于伤病，并且科比仍是把我们带进了季后赛。

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[–]Clippers GalantisX 186 points 2 hours ago

Ahem,

BEST TEAM IN LA

快船球迷：咳咳，洛杉矶最好球队。

[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 62 points 2 hours ago

with no stars. Doc and Jerry are crazy

雷霆球迷：并且还没有球星，里弗斯和杰里-韦斯特真的牛。

[–]Lakers KingofBeardStyle 21 points 2 hours ago*

Good luck in the playoffs, Clips.

湖人球迷：祝你们季后赛好运，快船。

[–]Raptors gugly 364 points an hour ago

Yes Lakers are doo doo. But can we just acknowledge Gallinari today. Man was feasting

猛龙球迷：是啊，湖人是嗝屁了。可是今天咱能承认加里纳利呗，这老哥打嗨了。

[–]b_dubb_ 41 points an hour ago

All of a sudden he's on a great looking contract if he can stay healthy. Will be a great 3rd / 4th guy next year if the Clips can lure two big FA's.

Clips looking stacked next year.

I love how they avoided the tank, it's going to make Jerry's sales pitch that much easier next year. Look what we did after trading our best player?

就忽然间，假如他能连结健康的话，他的合同看着就很不错了。如果快船在休赛期能吸引来两个年夜牌自由球员，那加里纳利会是一个很不错的第三或第四人。

看起来下赛季的快船是兵强马壮啊。

快船没有摆烂，这点我很赏识，这会让LOGO男下赛季的游说之路轻松很多，究竟在掉去队里的头牌后，快船仍是这么强劲。

[–]Clippers the_ukeguy 239 points an hour ago

People keep saying that the Clippers traded their best player at the deadline but I'm pretty sure Danilo Gallinari is still on the roster

快船球迷：大师总是说我们在买卖截止日把队内最好球员送走了，可是我确信加里纳利还在队里啊。

[–]Clippers CJEntusBlazeIt_420 154 points an hour ago

that's weird, i thought we kept lou williams

快船球迷：也是希奇，我心想我们留下了路威啊。

[–][LAC] Blake Griffin IHUFFWETFARTS 82 points an hour ago

Odd, I thought we still had trezz

快船球迷：希奇了，我还觉着是我们还哈雷尔呢

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchell CrazyPhown 270 points an hour ago

Doc Rivers is a terrific coach

爵士球迷：里弗斯真是个好锻练。

[–]WakandaFist 48 points an hour ago

Yea we gotta give him his props at this point

Admittedly there was a period a couple years ago where I thought he was kinda overrated due to the CP3/Blake era Clips underperforming.....but I think he's proven that he's a great coach now leading a roster nobody expected to to a playoff spot in the Western conference, which ain't easy at all

I honestly hope the Clippers get one of the big name free agents this summer, I mean it's LA, they got Doc, and it's a pretty solid roster. KD should really consider them as a destination if he's looking to build something as the main guy. I'm hoping he either signs with Knicks or Clippers

是啊，我们为他的执教能力点赞。

不成否定的是，几年前我一度感觉他被高估了，由于保罗和格里芬时期的快船表示差能人意……可是我感觉他此刻已证实了本身顶尖锻练的实力，由于他带领一支大师都不抱期望的球队进入了西部季后赛，这可一点也不轻易。

说真话，我但愿快船在今夏能获得一个年夜牌自由球员，这可是洛杉矶啊，他们有里弗斯，这是一套很稳的声势。假如阿杜今夏想本身做头牌干一番事业，那他真该斟酌下快船。我但愿他要末加盟尼克斯，要末来快船。

[–]WarrenAlaCarte 80 points an hour ago

Average GM, but helluva coach.

里弗斯当总司理能力平平，可是当锻练那是顶级的。

[–]Clippers DevilMayCareButIDont 47 points an hour ago

Below average gm but the coach part is on point

快船球迷：他当总司理是低在平均水准的，不外锻练的程度说的很到位。

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[–]Mavericks VictorAkwaowo1 418 points an hour ago

R/NBA

DO

YOUR

THING

独行侠球迷：吧里的兄弟们，干活啦！

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry Hishaam00 42 points 2 hours ago

WELL BOYS AND GIRLS I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I AM ENJOYING THIS SHIT SHOW

勇士球迷：长者乡亲们，我不知道你们咋想的，不外我很享受这场秀啊！

[–]Clippers SuckMyLonzoBalls 34 points 2 hours ago

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

快船球迷：大师都来这儿调集吧

[–]Raptors Springtick38 23 points 2 hours ago

OH SHIT THE PARTY IS STILL GOING ON

猛龙球迷：我靠，看来这场派对还没竣事啊

[–]West statejudge 37 points 2 hours ago

Everyone might as well just stay in here at this rate

照这个节拍，大师仍是都别走了

[–]Pelicans Nola67 67 points 2 hours ago

I stayed up past my bedtime for this late night threaD

鹈鹕球迷：就为了这个帖子，我今晚都熬过了睡觉时候。

[–][BOS] Jayson Tatum Droppin_DimesSP 49 points 2 hours ago*

As much as this season sucks, the lakers being this bad puts a real smile to my face

凯尔特人球迷：虽然说我们这个赛季稀烂，可是看到湖人的烂让我面带笑脸。

[–]Mavericks suzukigun4life 139 points an hour ago

Clippers win.

Spurs win.

Kings win.

Lakers lose.

I love this timeline

独行侠球迷：快船赢球、马刺赢球、国王赢球、湖人输球，我喜好这个时候点。

[–]Mavericks CarterAC3 51 points an hour ago

Real shame we didn't play tonight

独行侠球迷：惋惜我们今晚没角逐啊。

[–]Pelicans hak091 264 points an hour ago

We saw LeAngry for about 2 minutes, then we got LeTired.

鹈鹕球迷：我有两分钟看到了生气詹，然后就看到了怠倦詹。

[–][LAL] Marcelo Huertas henstobs11 160 points 2 hours ago

9-37 from 3 and 4 of those 3s from Rondo. This is the team Magic built around LeBron

湖人球迷：三分线外37中9，此中还4个三分是隆多的。这就是魔术师环绕詹姆斯打造的球队。

[–]Lakers pinemd 626 points 2 hours ago*

Rondo our main 3pt shooter

Harrell looking like Shaq against us

Kuzma playing with dementia

Beverly making our team looking soft

LeBron blocked like 6x in the paint and missing FTs

McGee punked hard all game, forcing Luke to use Hart as our center

Luke in interview talking about shootaround being most important and this not being a must-win game

Crowd boo’ing Lakers

game in a nutshell

湖人球迷：我们的首要三分手是隆多；

哈雷尔打得就像奥尼尔；

贝弗利让我们看上去很软；

詹姆斯在禁区被盖6次，还错掉了罚球；

麦基整场都很迷，迫使沃顿用哈特傍边锋；

沃顿采访时说投篮操练是最主要的，这场角逐不是必需拿下的；

不雅众狂嘘湖人。

这就是这场角逐。

[–]Clippers HarryStylesTho 347 points 2 hours ago

Your team is soft, its not Beverley making you look it

快船球迷：你们队原本就软，不是贝弗利让你们看着软。

[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-Jefferson thehardcoreotter 152 points 2 hours ago

Patrick Beverley's short ass was actually fighting off lebron for rebounds. That shit was wild

篮网球迷：贝弗利这个小矮子还真在詹姆斯头上摘到了板啊，这货真野。

[–][LAC] Boban Marjanovic thumbsofkolo 48 points an hour ago

People only see patrick as dirty player and complete disregard his ability to make an impact

快船球迷：大师只感觉贝弗利打球脏，完全疏忽了他影响角逐的能力

[–]bortun 24 points 2 hours ago

Pretty sure they were booing Beverley and Harrel and WE FUCKING LOVED IT

我很必定现场球迷嘘了贝弗利和哈雷尔，可我特么很喜好啊

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 95 points 2 hours ago

we are the worst team in the league but don't let this distract you from the facts that the bucks lost to the suns too

湖人球迷：我们是同盟最菜的球队，可是不要忘了，雄鹿今天也输给了太阳啊。

[–]Bucks forgotmypasswo 40 points 2 hours ago

We are equally bad

雄鹿球迷：我们一样烂。

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