【键盘侠】湖人客场不敌太阳

[Post Game Thread] The Phoenix Suns (13-51) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (30-33), 118-109.

菲尼克斯太阳(13胜51负)以118-109击败洛杉矶湖人(30胜33负)。

乌布雷14分5板4助、本德尔5分3板、艾顿26分10板3助2断、布克25分4板4助、泰勒6分2板2助、布里奇斯12分5板2助、约什16分2板2助、梅尔顿6分6板4助、霍姆斯&丹尼尔斯4分；英格拉姆25分7板、詹姆斯27分9板16助、库兹马13分6板3助、布洛克5分2板2助、隆多4分4板4助2断、麦基21分7板、哈特8分3板、波普4分、穆斯卡拉2分。

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[–]Bulls ThisIsMC 124 points an hour ago*

Ahahahaha

公牛球迷：啊哈哈哈哈哈。

[–]Suns beer_down 50 points an hour ago

Highlight of the season

太阳球迷：今儿这是赛季高光时刻啊

[–]76ers Zaxii 2616 points an hour ago*2

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE LMFAOOOOOO

76人球迷：所有人都来这里调集，哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Raptors Modifeye 104 points an hour ago

This is the fastest I've ever searched for a game thread LOLOLOL

猛龙球迷：这仍是我头一次这么快去翻一篇赛后的帖子，哈哈哈哈

[–]DwightHayward 164 points an hour ago

I just want ya to know

We all hate the Lakers

我就想让你们知道！

我们都厌恶湖人！

[–]Warriors Admiral_Red_Wings 35 points an hour ago

Yes we do!

勇士球迷：是的，我们都厌恶。

[–]Mavericks jackmakesblackjacks 262 points an hour ago

yikes

独行侠球迷：爽啊！

[–]Celtics k0ala_ 229 points an hour ago

haha, we are all Suns fans today

凯尔特人球迷：哈哈哈哈，我们今天都是太阳球迷。

[–][LAC] Chris Paul nebmershaq 13 points an hour ago

Suns became the the largest fanbase in the NBA today

快船球迷：太阳今天成了同盟中球迷群体最为重大的球队。

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball KingOfAllTheQuarters 27 points an hour ago

lol

湖人球迷：哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers richtourist 13 points an hour ago

haha im dead inside

湖人球迷：哈哈，我心已死。

[–]Lakers Adam2190 12 points an hour ago

That's the season officially over.

湖人球迷：我们这个赛季正式竣事了。

[–]GGLSpidermonkey 97 points an hour ago

LONG HAVE WE WAITED

LEBRON ACTIVATED

LAKERS OVERRATED

PLAYOFF DREAMS JEBAITED

我们等了这么久！

季后詹激活！

湖人被高估！

季后赛之梦幻灭！

[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 903 points an hour ago

EVERYBODY LOOK THE LAKERS LOST TO THE SUNS LMAO

76人球迷：大师都快来看哦，湖人输给太阳了，哈哈哈哈

[–]Celtics i AmTheRealLange 37 points an hour ago

Today, 76ers and Celtics fans can both celebrate this one together

凯尔特人球迷：就在今天，76人球迷和凯尔特人球迷都能聚在一路庆贺。

[–][DET] Thon Maker yarrine11 23 points an hour ago

29 fanbases can celebrate this one

活塞球迷：29支球队都能庆贺这事儿。

[–]Warriors rya11111 89 points an hour ago

LMAO /r/nba gonna have a field day now

勇士球迷：笑死老子了，今天可真是这个专区的年夜日子啊

[–]Knicks JetsLag 27 points 58 minutes ago

I'm ready for some HOT TAKES

尼克斯球迷：你们有甚么过度的话虽然说，我预备好了。

[–]Bulls starjack20 49 points an hour ago

at this rate lebron is going to request a trade to the Pelicans lol

公牛球迷：照这么下去，詹姆斯要要求买卖到鹈鹕了，哈哈哈

[–]Warriors Thus_Spoke 32 points 55 minutes ago*

Trade James for AD plus picks and rebuild around Ingram.

勇士球迷：用詹姆斯换戴维斯和选秀签，环绕英格拉姆重建

[–]Suns IssADunk 10 points an hour ago

"Only 28 teams on my trade list now"

太阳球迷：戴维斯：“此刻我的买卖名单里只有28支球队了”

[–][CLE] Matthew Dellavedova diiron 48 points an hour ago

lmao i love lebron but something about the Lakers losing makes me happy. still feel bad for them tho

骑士球迷：哈哈哈哈，我爱詹姆斯，不外湖人输球我就高兴，不外仍是为他们感应遗憾啊

[–]Raptors twistedlogicx 528 points an hour ago

This is the Suns second win since January 12.

It's fuckin March, lmao.

猛龙球迷：这是太阳自1月12往后第二次赢球。

这特么可是三月份啊，哈哈哈哈

[–]Suns robmyplug 102 points 56 minutes ago

Show some respect. The Suns are 2-1 in their last three games. That’s a 55 win pace if the season started five days ago.

太阳球迷：能不克不及尊敬下我们。我们曩昔三场角逐可是2胜1负，假如赛季是从五天前最先的话，我们这就是55胜的节拍。

[–]Suns dizZzy5 2384 points 49 minutes ago

Lmao I can’t believe y’all lost to the Suns

太阳球迷：哈哈哈哈，真不敢相信，湖人竟然输给了我们

[–]Bucks badvibes- 777 points 46 minutes ago

What kind of loser ass team loses to the Suns?

雄鹿球迷：啥样的屌丝球队才会输给太阳？

[–][MIA] Alonzo Mourning snapple__facts 91 points 47 minutes ago

lol right? imagine a team that's vying for the 8th seed losing to the suns. couldn't be my team

热火球迷：哈哈可不是嘛，一支为西部第八而战的球队竟然输给了太阳。我的主队做不出来这事儿。

[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 125 points 54 minutes ago

what's lower than losing to the suns in an attempt to make the playoffs?

雷霆球迷：冲击季后赛的时辰输给太阳，那末比这更LOW的是甚么？

[–]Lakers RedditTekUser 92 points 44 minutes ago

Losing to Suns again.

湖人球迷：再输一次太阳。

[–][SAS] Malik Rose Golai77 50 points 43 minutes ago

Giving the Knicks their first home win in like 3 months?

马刺球迷：让尼克斯迎来大要三个月内的首场主场成功？

[–]Spurs skoalring85 32 points an hour ago

this means people forget the Spurs lost to the Knicks right?

马刺球迷：这是否是申明大师都忘了我刺输给尼克斯的事儿了？

[–][PHI] Ben Simmons NewAccountNow 26 points 57 minutes ago

Hello yeah brother! Cheers from the teams making the playoffs !

76人球迷：对啊老铁！季后赛球队都在喝彩呢！

[–]Rockets AyyyyyyyLemao 211 points an hour ago

I love how people were saying in the off-season that Lakers would easily make the playoffs and get to WCF. This is the fucking West not East.

火箭球迷：当预赛季还没最先的时辰，有些人说湖人会轻松进入季后赛，还能打进西决，说的可真妙啊。这可是特么的西部，不是东部！

[–]Heat Number333 1274 points 58 minutes ago

There is a 1000% chance within the next 1-2 weeks LeBron will be shut down for the remainder of the season.

热火球迷：将来一两周，詹姆斯就会缺席赛季残剩的角逐了，百分百的。

[–]Bulls Ema919 563 points 59 minutes ago

Adam Silver would literally die

公牛球迷：那这是要萧华的命啊。

[–]Knicks Yankeeknickfan 347 points 57 minutes ago

This nba deserves this

I hope the finals ratings are nets/spurs level low.

尼克斯球迷：NBA本身作的。

我但愿总决赛的收视率和马刺打篮网一样低。

[–]christopherloren 107 points 51 minutes ago

Dell Demps died for this.

邓普斯(鹈鹕前总司理)为此做出了牺牲。

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchel ljohndelvec3 85 points 59 minutes ago

Man and if NO shuts down AD they get fined

爵士球迷：天呐，如果鹈鹕不让戴维斯打的话，他们会被罚款的。

[–]klawhileonard 53 points 54 minutes ago

AD isn’t the commissioner though

究竟戴维斯不是同盟总裁。

[–][BOS] Tom Heinsohn HornyHindu 460 points 57 minutes ago

Imagine Lakers finishing with a worse record than last season, lmao

凯尔特人球迷：如果湖人终究战绩比上赛季还差那就都雅了，哈哈哈

[–][OKC] Paul George IncaseAce 204 points 49 minutes ago

oh my god the thought never crossed my mind

雷霆球迷：我的天呐，我还没想过这事儿呢

[–][LAC] Boban Marjanovic thumbsofkolo 107 points 35 minutes ago

Keep going i'm almost there

快船球迷：你们接着聊，我快飞腾了

[–]Mavericks nikbar 14 points an hour ago

you think LeBron will come over if i invite him to watch the playoffs with me?

独行侠球迷：你们感觉假如我约请詹姆斯一路看季后赛的话，他会来吗？

[–]76ers TornadoApe 66 points an hour ago

Space Jam 2 gonna be lit with all this extra time Bron has over the summer.

76人球迷：既然詹姆斯炎天多出了这么多时候，那《空中年夜灌篮2》必定会年夜热。

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[–]NBA CarelessEmu 30 points 39 minutes ago

Suns teaching Lebron to fear all of the West

太阳告知詹姆斯，西部没有一支球队是好惹的。

[–][CHI] Lawrence Funderburke Sim888 856 points 54 minutes ago

just fade me bro

公牛球迷：没脸见人了，老铁

[–]Knicks FenrirOD 324 points 53 minutes ago

That is the look of a man defeated

尼克斯球迷：这就是一个汉子被击败时的模样。

[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosa wikiman2001 45 points 51 minutes ago

I loved how near the end during timeouts the jumbotron would just show lebron contemplating life

猛龙球迷：我却是喜好角逐快竣事暂停时现场年夜屏幕给到的詹姆斯思虑人生的画面。

[–]Lakers taylorxo 395 points 48 minutes ago

“I can’t fucking believe I chose this team over the Sixers.”

湖人球迷：“我真特么不敢相信啊，我当初竟然不选76人而选了这支队。”

[–]Mavericks Squirrel_Dude 152 points 44 minutes ago

Nuggets were desperately trying to get a meeting too.

独行侠球迷：掘金当初也是可怜巴巴地想和老詹碰个面呢。

[–]Timberwolves Skoltrain 89 points 35 minutes ago

LBJ on the Nuggets would’ve been sick

丛林狼球迷：詹姆斯去掘金的话应当蛮屌。

[–]Nuggets jeterdehors10 95 points 44 minutes ago

"I can't believe I'm unable to hit free throws in the clutch"

掘金球迷：“我真不敢相信，我竟然在要害时刻罚球不中。”

[–]Cavaliers sgSaysR 22 points 44 minutes ago

"I can't believe I left my kingdom for this."

骑士球迷：“我真不敢相信啊，我竟然为了这些分开了我的王国。”

[–]Cavaliers jruttig 29 points 38 minutes ago

“I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word”

骑士球迷：“我曾统治世界，当我支出时，海平面会上升。”

[–]klawhileonard 103 points 49 minutes ago

He’s laughing under there because he knows LeCommissioner will get the Lakers Zion

老詹在那毛巾下面笑呢，由于他知道总裁詹会帮湖人弄到锡安。

[–]Knicks FenrirOD 64 points 46 minutes ago

Unsubscribe

尼克斯球迷：没门！

[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 279 points an hour ago

Lebron or Shaq at the line to win the game who do you pick?

76人球迷：詹姆斯和奥尼尔靠罚球赢角逐，你选谁？

[–][HOU] Carmelo Anthony EmotionalChungus 179 points 59 minutes ago

Shaq

火箭球迷：奥尼尔

[–]Celtics fliktor 24 points 49 minutes ago

They dont call him Black Curry for nothing

凯尔特人球迷：究竟黑库里可不是白叫的

[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 11 points 53 minutes ago

Really? I'd pick that fan in the 15th row.

猛龙球迷：真的吗？我更想选第15排的阿谁不雅众。

[–]Rockets AyyyyyyyLemao 168 points 55 minutes ago

Can I pick myself

火箭球迷：我能选本身吗？

[–]Rockets villa4real 512 points an hour ago*

Playoff mode activated:

Pelicans (no AD) - L

Grizzlies - L

Pelicans (AD minutes restriction) - W

Bucks - L

Suns - L

火箭球迷：自打季后詹模式开启以来：

打鹈鹕(没有浓眉)——输球

灰熊——输球

鹈鹕(浓眉有上场时候限制)——赢球

雄鹿——输球

太阳——输球

[–]Rockets SitonmyfaceJames 179 points an hour ago

He beat us lol

火箭球迷：他克服了我们，哈哈哈

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 55 points an hour ago

I thought it was Scott Foster who beat the Rockets

湖人球迷：我感觉是斯科特-福斯特击败了你们。

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[–]NBA BronNatsPulisic 1551 points an hour ago

...Did the Suns essentially just eliminate the Lakers from playoff contention? Lol

……太阳这是否是从素质大将湖人的季后赛竞争资历褫夺了？哈哈哈哈

[–]Pisto1Peet 746 points an hour ago

Yup. Good chance we got Walton fired and LeBron shut down too.

是的，我们极可能会让沃顿下课，并且詹姆斯也会缺席本赛季。

[–]Suns finchdad 910 points an hour ago

Awwwww yesssssss. There's nothing like dragging someone into the grave with you to cover your corpse.

太阳球迷：啊啊啊爽啊！入土时还能找个垫背的，没有甚么比这更爽了。

[–]Suns packfanmoore 34 points 38 minutes ago

I find no greater enjoyment out of it than when that corpse is the lakers

太阳球迷：我感觉最爽的是这个垫背的仍是湖人。

[–]Lakers DeadToWrites 52 points an hour ago

What. A. Fucking. Disaster.

湖人球迷：真！特么的！灾害啊！

[–]Lakers LABiH 536 points an hour ago

The Los Angeles Lakers lost this season vs the Cavs, Knicks, Memphis, Orlando (twice), and now Phoenix.

That's the end of the season for us this year.

湖人球迷：我湖打骑士、尼克斯、灰熊、魔术(两次)和太阳的角逐断送了全部赛季。

这个赛季到此刻已到终点了。

[–][IND] Reggie Miller sexualramen 236 points an hour ago

Orlando shouldn't be lumped in with all those other teams, they've actually been okay this season, albeit inconsistent. And for some reason REALLY step the fuck up against top teams.

步行者球迷：魔术可不克不及和那些球队混为一谈，他们这个赛季现实上还不错的，只是不不变罢了。并且他们也不知咋地，面临一些顶级球队时还打得有条有理。

[–]Magic Big_Apple3AM 65 points 52 minutes ago

We demand to be taken seriously

魔术球迷：禁绝把我们当儿戏！

[–]Lakers Futtbucker612 189 points an hour ago

I stopped watching the game after the third, smoked a J and started watching legally blonde on Netflix.

湖人球迷：第三节事后我就没看角逐了，点了根烟，然后最先看网飞的《律政俏佳人》了

[–]Spurs MLGameOver 272 points an hour ago

People really out here saying the refs gonna help the Lakers get to the playoffs lol

马刺球迷：之前这里还真有人说裁判会帮湖人进季后赛的，哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers xmrjaredx 103 points an hour ago

Forreal. But even then, it's not like we can even make our free throws lol

湖人球迷：这是真的，不外即便如斯，我们也没法进那些罚球啊，哈哈哈

[–]NBA jspsfx 76 points an hour ago

Refs helped the Suns by sending Lebron to the line.

裁判把詹姆斯奉上罚球线，这现实是在帮太阳

[–]ZTYSHZ 46 points an hour ago

Hack-a-Lebron is a legit strat

砍詹战术是个好策略啊。

[–]Lakers Jayveesac[S] 569 points an hour ago*

Yeah the Lakers are not gonna make the playoffs. We lose games because we can't make free throws in the end game. Fade me now

湖人球迷：是啊，我湖进不了季后赛了。我们由于不克不及再角逐最后时刻罚球射中而输球。告终我吧。

[–]Lakers Klay420 32 points an hour ago

I’m so fucking numb.

If we don’t get an overhaul this summer I’m personally shooting Pelinka in the pinky toe.

湖人球迷：我特么都麻痹了。

假如本年炎天不年夜换血的话，我要往佩林卡的小脚指上射一枪。

[–][HOU] Patrick Beverley denob 157 points an hour ago

You lose games for a lot more reasons than that..

火箭球迷：你们输球的缘由可不止罚球欠好……

[–]Geborm 30 points an hour ago

Stupid turnovers, lack of defense in first 3 quarters, stupid late game decisions by multiple players, no confidence in shooting the 3 point and poor ball movement on offense to name a few.

笨拙的掉误，头三节戍守强度不敷，多名球员在角逐末段有着笨拙的决议计划，三分没有决定信念，进攻转移球差得可怜

[–]Nets hobbesfanclub 40 points an hour ago

Your team is so unbelievably bad for the talent on the roster.

篮网球迷：这么一套有先天的声势，湖人队却菜的让人不敢相信。

[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball jasonblohothemonster 67 points an hour ago

We are the worst team in the league

湖人球迷：我们是同盟最水球队

[–]Lakers blaisec00 106 points an hour ago

We're tanking for zion

湖人球迷：我们在为锡安摆烂。

[–]Supersonics jjaazz 28 points an hour ago

pls no, he deserves better

超音速球迷：可别，锡安配得上更好的处所。

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[–][SAS] LaMarcus Aldridge desubeast 579 points an hour ago

Damn, I wanted to see the Lakers fail but this is just too much

马刺球迷：靠，我本来很想看湖人的笑话，不外此刻这也过分了

[–][OKC] Paul George Pervy_Sensei 620 points an hour ago

No, this is the right amount

雷霆球迷：不，这个场合排场方才好

[–]Bulls BadCoachingAnalyst 52 points an hour ago

I disagree, this is a wonderful day.

公牛球迷：我分歧意，今天是美好的一天

[–]DwightHayward 362 points an hour ago

I kinda want more

我有点想看他们再惨一些。

[–]Raptors The_Natural_Log 57 points an hour ago

Not enough. Not yet

猛龙球迷：还不敷呢，没到时辰

[–][GSW] Jordan Bell Trevorvor 45 points an hour ago

IMO it’s still not quite enough.

勇士球迷：我感觉还远远不敷。

[–]Rockets eliwood5837 186 points an hour ago

more

火箭球迷：再惨点

[–]Lakers Toomuchgamin 65 points an hour ago

I'm not even LeMad.

I'm just LeDisappointed.

湖人球迷：我乃至都不是生气詹。

我只是掉望詹。

[–]UndulatedWave 24 points an hour ago

Rondo is an undercover agent sent to destroy the Lakers from within.....Paul Pierce sends his regards

隆多是受命来摧毁湖人的特务……皮尔斯发来问候

[–]Spurs IbSunPraisin 142 points an hour ago

Ayton needs more touches. He basically got frozen out the last 5 minutes

马刺球迷：应当多让艾顿接球的，他最后五分钟几近拿不到球啊

[–]Suns bashbybash 21 points an hour ago

It’s kinda relieving to hear other fans recognize this.

太阳球迷：听到其他队的球迷承认他，我还真有点欣慰。

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