【键盘侠】灰熊主场力克湖人

[Post Game Thread] The Memphis Grizzlies (24-38) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (29-31), 110-105.

孟菲斯灰熊(24胜38负)以110-105击败洛杉矶湖人(29胜31负)。

瓦兰丘纳斯20分13板2帽、布拉德利15分6板3助、康利30分2板5助、赖特9分6板4助、诺阿14分12板4助、拉布6分5板；詹姆斯24分12板11助3断、库兹马22分4板2助、麦基6分9板、英格拉姆32分6板4助、布洛克14分4助、波普2分3板2断、隆多2分4板。

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[–]Lakers Futtbucker612 2376 points 5 hours ago

Talk about injuries, talk about trade rumours, talk about coaching, but if you lose back to back games to an AD-less Pelicans and then the Grizzlies you deserve to miss the playoffs

湖人球迷：伤病说了，买卖蜚语说了，连锻练也说了，可如果你能背靠背输给没有戴维斯的鹈鹕和灰熊，那你该死进不了季后赛。

[–]Cavaliers leafieie 940 points 5 hours ago

This Grizzlies team lost to the Cavs lol.

骑士球迷：这个灰熊还输给了我骑，哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers frehdeee 31 points 5 hours ago

We lost to a team that lost to the cavs. Oh yeah, and the cavs beat us at home. . .

湖人球迷：我们竟然输给一支连骑士都输的球队。哦对了，骑士还在主场克服过我们呢……

[–]sop1232 561 points 5 hours ago

and the Knicks

尼克斯也赢过你们

[–]Grizzlies 37sms 46 points 5 hours ago

and bulls the week before

灰熊球迷：还一周前的公牛。

[–]Lakers c_double_u 514 points 5 hours ago

Imagine fighting for your playoff lives and losing to the Hawks, Pelicans (without AD), and Grizzlies within the last 4 games.

曩昔四场角逐输给老鹰、鹈鹕(没有戴维斯)和灰熊，这是一支想进季后赛的球队该做的事儿吗？！！

[–]zorkdepork 171 points 5 hours ago

Nice w over the rockets tho..

不外你们打火箭博得很标致……

[–][SAC] De'Aaron Fox foxsleftear 1086 points 5 hours ago

THE LAKERS LET JOAKIM NOAH GO FOR 14/12/4/1 IN 2019

国王球迷：这都2019年了，湖人竟然让诺阿拿到了14分12板4助1帽！！！！！

[–]Young Jebediah 86 points 5 hours ago

Nothing wrong with losing to mvp (candidate) joakim

败在MVP(候选人)诺阿手下不丢人。

[–]Celtics goofygoober2 81 points 5 hours ago

Noah looked really good today, maybe he got that birthday boost

凯尔特人球迷：诺阿今无邪的强啊，也许是生日鼓舞吧

[–][CHI] Derrick Rose thatdude0125 63 points 6 hours ago

Played like it was 2013

公牛球迷：他今天打出了2013年的风度。

[–]Grizzlies horrornerd 57 points 5 hours ago

He's been great for the grizz.

灰熊球迷：他来我们队后打的都不错。

[–]DAE_will_smith 107 points 5 hours ago

he literally had a 20/10 night a game or so ago lol you tripping like Noah ain't god with a man bun

他大要前一场角逐还真拿到了20+10呢，哈哈哈哈，湖人还觉得诺阿不得行

[–][DEN] Antonio McDyess TopographyDog 439 points 5 hours ago

Parsons played almost 19 minutes which is arguably worse lol

掘金球迷：比起让诺阿暴走，湖人更惨的是让帕森斯在场上打了19分钟，哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers lakerswiz 413 points 5 hours ago

lmao not even his stats

just lakers let parsons play 19 minutes

湖人球迷：哈哈哈，都不消提他的数据。

光是“湖人让帕森斯打了19分钟”已够丢人的了。

[–][BOS] Marcus Smart IdEgoLeBron 115 points 5 hours ago

That's more than he's played the rest of the season combined

凯尔特人球迷：这应当比帕森斯本赛季之前的进场时候加起来还多吧。

[–]Pelicans hak091 236 points 6 hours ago

LeBron left his man wide open and he hit the 3. That's all I got to say.

鹈鹕球迷：詹姆斯把本身的戍守人漏了，然后人家一记三分穿心。我就说这些。

[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 189 points 6 hours ago

Then proceeded to pout about it all the way up the court

76人球迷：然后詹姆斯还一向甩脸子。

[–][PHI] James Nunnally dnzgn 50 points 6 hours ago

Bruno played 27 minutes.

76人球迷：连布鲁诺-卡波克洛(本赛季仅为灰熊出战14次，场均进场19.9分钟)都打了27分钟……

[–]Cavaliers LeKingofAkron 52 points 5 hours ago

Please put some respect on Brazilian KDs name

骑士球迷：请给巴西杜兰特一些尊敬好嘛

[–]blancs50 117 points 5 hours ago

Their center rotation of JV Noah put up 34p/25r. Thats fucking prime playoff shaq numbers. Magic doomed us when he traded Zubac, at least that dude gives a fuck doesn't get winded after 5 minutes like our geriatric center line up.

灰熊的中锋组合协力砍下34分25板，这特么是季后赛巅峰年夜沙鱼的数据啊。魔术师送走祖巴茨的时辰我们就完犊子了，最少祖巴茨还能抗抗，不会像我们此刻的老年内线一样打了五分钟就喘不外气了。

[–]Raptors RunicLordofMelons 36 points 6 hours ago

Shout-out my boy JV, broke the raptors curse and beat Lebron.

猛龙球迷：向瓦兰丘纳斯致敬，他打破了猛龙魔咒，击败了詹姆斯。

[–]Huskies RileyCola 19 points 6 hours ago

Lebron went to the west just to escape JV. Unfortunately JV followed him.

詹姆斯当初去西部就是为了躲开瓦兰丘纳斯，不幸的是，瓦兰跟曩昔了。

[–]TheSloppyBanker 49 points 5 hours ago

Spurs may have lost 7 of their last 8, but their last 2 wins have been against the Pelicans and Grizzlies. So that really is the determining factor here.

也许曩昔八场角逐马刺都输了7场，可他们比来的两场成功都是打鹈鹕和灰熊啊。所以这才是真实的决议性身分。

[–]Lakers Klay420 105 points 5 hours ago

Fuck it lets just tank for Zion.

湖人球迷：管特么的，我们为锡安摆烂呗。

[–][LAL] Magic Johnson washedrope5 32 points 5 hours ago

Wait, is that not what we've been doing?

湖人球迷：等等，我们不是一向都这么做的吗？

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[–]Knicks igotkristaps 39 points 6 hours ago

Ingram, Kuzma, and Bullock balled out. How much help does Lebron need to beat Memphis?

尼克斯球迷：英格拉姆、库兹马和布洛克都打开了，詹姆斯到底需要几多辅佐才能克服灰熊？？

[–]Lakers Zarmc 132 points 5 hours ago

Ingram need some help

湖人球迷：是英格拉姆需要辅佐。

[–]Lakers LeRedditBryant 31 points 5 hours ago

He's balling out which I'm happy about though. Kuzma is doing good too, but he has no Bball IQ on defense.

湖人球迷：莺歌打得这么好我仍是很高兴的。库兹马打得也好，不外他的戍守球商为0.

[–]Pelicans Bobyus 11 points 5 hours ago

Well, turns out Ingram has more in common with KD than we thought.

He cant win with those cats

鹈鹕球迷：可以嘛，看来英格拉姆和杜兰特的配合点比我们想象很多啊。

他也没法和那帮阿猫阿狗一路赢球啊。

[–]Bored_doodles 46 points 6 hours ago

LBJ with that clutch af airball.

詹姆斯投了阿谁要害的三不沾……

[–]Lakers darklord0530 267 points 5 hours ago

LeBron is lucky BI couldn't trade him for AD

湖人球迷：勒布朗算是走运了，究竟莺歌没有效他去换浓眉。

[–]Lakers 22LOVESBALL 43 points 5 hours ago

I'll take 34-year-old Kobe over 34-year-old Lebron, for reals.

湖人球迷：我感觉34岁的科比强在34岁的詹姆斯，我当真的。

[–]Lakers SchroodingersDawg 286 points 5 hours ago

In 2013 when we were a long shot to make the playoffs, I remember Kobe going off every fucking game and dragging our sorry asses to the playoffs.

At age 34 with some sus knees Kobe was out here posterizing two defenders at once, dunking on Josh Smith, burying 3 straight contested tripled against the Raptors to win the game, and hit both his free throws with a torn Achilles.

Now I’m watching LeBron pout up and down the court, not play a lick of defense, and get carried by Brandon Ingram for the first three quarters.

湖人球迷：2012/13赛季我们原本是没啥但愿进季后赛的，我记适当时是科比特么的每场角逐CARRY，拖着我们那帮可怜虫进了季后赛。

34岁的年数，拖着那末一双膝盖，科比还在场上隔扣过对方两个戍守人，还迎着约什-史姑娘颜扣，克服猛龙的角逐中他连着投进三个高难度三分，并且还在跟腱扯破的环境下射中了两记罚球。

此刻呢，我看着詹姆斯在场上甩神色，都没有任何戍守，前面三节角逐还被英格拉姆带着打。

[–]Lakers Mastermind140 88 points 3 hours ago

Kobe’s season in 2012-13 just hit so much more differently looking back at it compared to LeBron and the Lakers at the moment

湖人球迷：回看昔时，再看看此刻的詹姆斯和这支湖人，科比昔时阿谁赛季的成绩要强太多了。

[–]Rockets MuddyWaterrs 30 points 3 hours ago

This team is prob more deep too

火箭球迷：或许此刻这支湖人的声势还更有深度。

[–]Lakers matticans7pointO 54 points 3 hours ago

This team is 1000% more talented. That team had big names but they were either washed up or Injured.

湖人球迷：此刻这支湖人必定更有先天啊。昔时那支湖人是有年夜人物，不外他们要不就是过气了，要不就受伤。

[–]Thunder jmac_21 158 points 5 hours ago

Playoff Bron!

雷霆球迷：这就是季后詹！

[–]Lakers loggedintoupvotee 103 points 5 hours ago

2011 finals Bron!

湖人球迷：11年的总决詹！

[–]Pistons dboss77 330 points 5 hours ago

When LeBron said he was in playoffs mode...

Nobody knew he really meant 2011 finals mode

活塞球迷：之前詹姆斯说他要进入季后赛模式时……还真没人知道他其实说的是2011年的总决赛模式。

[–]Warriors TheSpaceCowboyx 45 points 5 hours ago

Holy fuck hahaha

勇士球迷：我了个去，哈哈哈哈

[–]Nuggets tybgif 535 points 5 hours ago

LETANK MODE ACTIVATED

掘金球迷：摆烂詹模式激活！

[–]Lakers SchroodingersDawg 144 points 5 hours ago*

Brandon Ingram was straight dad dicking the Grizzlies all game long. Kuzma had a nice offensive game too. But of course our veterans shit the bed and let our young guys down.

Blow the whole fucking team up. Keep Ingram/Kuz/Lonzo/Bullock. Ship LeBron to Philly for Simmons.

I’m sick of seeing some old ass fucks not try on defense and throw bricks up every possession down.

Edit: Let me be mad. We just lost to fucking Noah and Chandler Parsons.

湖人球迷：英格拉姆整场角逐都在像老子打儿子一样教训灰熊。库兹马这场角逐的进攻也很不错。可是呢，我们的宿将们尿床了，孤负了这些年青人。

把这支球队全特么毁了。留住英格拉姆、库兹马、鲍尔和布洛克吧，把詹姆斯送到费城去换来西蒙斯吧。

看着这帮糟老头子在场上不负责戍守，还不竭打铁，我真的是受够了。

[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Neal gda19 51 points 4 hours ago

You guys should trade LeBron for AD. Imagine the aftermath

凯尔特人球迷：你们应当用詹姆斯换戴维斯啊。想一想就刺激。

[–][PHI] Allen Iverson fatkev_42 294 points 6 hours ago

Lebron James is a poor man's Bruno Caboclo

76人球迷：站麦穗是贫民版的布鲁诺-卡波克洛。

[–][SAC] Vince Carter kid50cal 49 points 6 hours ago

Bruno ain't a meme no more.

国王球迷：布鲁诺-卡波克洛不再是我们的段子了。

[–]Grizzlies Surfjohn 50 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, Bruno played 27 minutes, defended LeBron for most of the 4Q and held his own. My man has arrived

灰熊球迷：没错，布鲁诺打了27分钟，第四节年夜部门时候都是他在防詹姆斯，并且还完成了本身的使命。这老弟进入状况了。

[–]Nets CuttingOnionsrn 40 points 6 hours ago

If Lebron misses the playoffs for the first time in 14 years, he's only got himself to blame

篮网球迷：假如詹姆斯14年来初次无缘季后赛，那只能怪他本身。

[–]Cavaliers campbellhw 87 points 6 hours ago

LA is wasting LeBron's prime, he needs to get out of there ASAP, such a toxic organization

骑士球迷：不是说“湖人在华侈詹姆斯的巅峰，他必需要尽早分开这么一支有毒的球队”吗？

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[–]76ers Zaxii 1327 points 6 hours ago

LMAO EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

76人球迷：哈哈哈哈哈哈，大师伙儿都来这儿调集咯

[–]Warriors rya11111 518 points 6 hours ago

r/nba is gonna have a field day here lmao

勇士球迷：今儿这是吧里的盛事啊，哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Grizzlies TheBenMan08 655 points 6 hours ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

edit: hahahahhahahahhahahaha

灰熊球迷：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

编纂：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Clippers HappyClippersFan 166 points 6 hours ago*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

edit: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

快船球迷：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

编纂：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Trail Blazers upasaka_kolla 79 points 6 hours ago

lmfao what a timeline. Can't say I'm not enjoying this. The LA media machine dick sucking of Lakers has been insufferable.

ACTIVATED!

开辟者球迷：哈哈哈哈，这个时候点方才好。没法说我不享受啊。洛杉矶媒体一向跪舔湖人，早就不克不及忍了。模式激活！！！

[–]Warriors DougEECummings 70 points 6 hours ago

Joakim Noah sends his regards

勇士球迷：诺阿发来问候。

[–]West denali4eva 127 points 6 hours ago

A message to all tanking teams: if you have to win, at least win it against hated teams like the Lakers.

给所有那些摆烂的球队一个讯息：假如你们不能不赢球，那最少赢下像湖人这类遭人厌的球队。

[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki Mysteriagant 67 points 5 hours ago

I'm so fucking happy. LeBron lost to the fucking Grizzlies right after losing to an AD less Pelicans. This timeline is great

独行侠球迷：我太特么高兴了。詹姆斯输给没有戴维斯的鹈鹕后又顿时输给特么的灰熊，这时候间点掐的好啊！！

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook twoj04 65 points 5 hours ago

I'm here for the wild takes after this game

雷霆球迷：我就来看看赛后你们能说出啥过度的话。

[–]triple_cheese_burger 400 points 6 hours ago

The Cavs scored more tonight than the LeBron led Lakers. What a world we live in.

骑士今晚的得分家然比詹姆斯领衔的湖人还多，这个世界是咋了。

[–][WAS] Michael Jordan kalifornia_kid 354 points 6 hours ago

Damn the Grizz shot 9-35 from 3 and still won. #GritAndGrindIsBack

奇才球迷：靠，灰熊三分线外35中9，这都能赢。黑又硬回来了！

[–]Mavericks cowboys5xsbs 150 points 6 hours ago

Mike Conely dad dicked the Lakers

独行侠球迷：康利把湖人好好教训了一顿啊

[–]Grizzlies 37sms 87 points 6 hours ago

he always does this shit in big games but yall continue to disrespect

灰熊球迷：他在要害角逐中一向都如许，不外你们仍是会继续小视他。

[–]Heats moltanboi 483 points 6 hours ago

man it must suck to not be able to win with lebron on your team

热火球迷：天呐，有詹姆斯在队里没法赢球，这必定很不爽。

[–]Nuggets Guardax 386 points 6 hours ago

Time to put some respect on Love really helping in Cleveland

掘金球迷：是时辰给乐福一些敬意了，他在克利夫兰真的有效。

[–]Mavericks JewishDoggy 199 points 6 hours ago

Psh, shit, apparently those dudes in Cleveland are better than we thought

独行侠球迷：靠，很较着之前骑士那帮人比我们所觉得的更强。

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[–]Lakers Jayveesac[S] 548 points 6 hours ago

Please fade my flair mods. I'm ready

湖人球迷：请把我的主队标识撤了吧，我预备好了

[–]Rockets Lee1100 229 points 6 hours ago

I just want to say Thank you Brandon Ingram, Kyle Kuzma, and even Reggie Bullock for doing what you could to help the Lakers tonight.

火箭球迷：我就想说，感谢英格拉姆、库兹马，乃至还布洛克，你们今晚为了帮忙湖人已做了该做的。

[–]Lakers mkmore4 62 points 6 hours ago

I don’t wanna here anymore sanctimonious nonsense from Lebron after this game. If he could’ve hit half his layups, and tried a little on defense, then we win this game easily.

湖人球迷：我不想再听到老詹在赛后孤芳自赏的胡扯了。假如他的那些上篮能进一半，而且戍守时再上心点，那我们这场角逐就轻松拿下了。

[–]Lakers SchroodingersDawg 26 points 5 hours ago

If you’re defense is gonna be that trash you HAVE to be shooting better than 8-22.

湖人球迷：假如你的戍守真烂的话，那你的投篮总要比22中8好才行吧。

[–][IND] Travis Diener kostakoufos 418 points 6 hours ago

LeBron will announce an injury within the next game or two that keeps him out for the rest of the year

步行者球迷：再有一两场角逐的时候，詹姆斯就会公布受伤，从而缺席余下的赛季。

[–]Cavaliers Soapstarboi 174 points 5 hours ago

There's a 880% chance that will happen lol

骑士球迷：哈哈哈哈，这事儿成真的几率为880%。

[–]Warriors BandwagonIAmATable 8 points 4 hours ago

I've been playing this whole season with a broken hand

勇士球迷：“我这个赛季一向都是带着手上的伤势作战。”

[–]NBA CarelessEmu 27 points 5 hours ago

Or a 2 week vacation to Miami

或是去迈阿密度假两周。

[–]Lakers c_double_u 38 points 6 hours ago

We have no identity or culture. It's very clear they just aren't having fun out there. God knows I'm not having fun.

湖人球迷：我们没有球队认同感和文化。很较着了，这帮人在场上没有欢愉。可谁在意我也不欢愉呢。

[–]Pacers luckster44 82 points 6 hours ago

Luke is bad, but Magic is ridiculously bad at his job. Like most people on here who have seriously watched the NBA for at least a few years would be better.

步行者球迷：沃顿是不可，可是魔术师的工作也是差的可以啊。感受吧里年夜大都好都雅球两年以上的人都比魔术师做得好。

[–]Lakers Toomuchgamin 14 points 6 hours ago

Ok sit lonzo and LeBron for the year, we're done man.

湖人球迷：行了，让鲍尔和詹姆斯歇息吧，我们这个赛季就如许了。

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