【键盘侠】勒布朗恐缺席季后赛

A LeBron-less playoffs would be surreal

贫乏勒布朗的季后赛真的是超实际的啊。

I was reading this article on 538 about the Lakers potentially missing the playoffs. Most people are focused on LeBron's 8-year finals streak ending, but the wider implications of him missing the playoffs entirely are starting to dawn on me.

LeBron has not missed the playoffs since 2005. And that was his second year when the Cavs lost a tiebreaking game to the New Jersey Nets for a playoff spot. A lot of the subscribers to /r/nba are teenagers who, realistically, have no clear memories of NBA playoffs without LeBron involved in some form.

Other than Golden State being Golden State, these playoffs are going to be like nothing we've seen in over a decade if the Lakers miss it. It will just be weird to watch those games without LeBron's #ZeroDarkThirty moment and not seeing him in playoff mode.

He's gotta be PISSED.

此前我读了一篇文章，上面说詹姆斯有可能会错过季后赛，良多人专注在詹姆斯不克不及持续第八次杀进总决赛了，可是现实上他错过季后赛的影响已最先在我身上闪现了。

詹姆斯自从2005年以来就没出缺席过季后赛，那一次仍是他第二个赛季呢，此刻良多上Reddit的都是青少年了，他们底子不大白季后赛没有勒布朗事实意味着甚么。

所以除勇士仍是阿谁勇士，假如湖人进不了季后赛这将是我们跨越十年以来第一次看到勒布朗错过季后赛啊，季后赛里没有勒布朗和熟习的季后赛模式真的是太希奇了。

我感觉他应当会很生气吧。

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[–][PHI] Ben SimmonsChiffley 1483 points 2 days ago

I bet they miss it and then rng a top 3 pick from 9th seed

76人球迷：我赌博他们会错过季后赛然后人品爆发以9号种子的身份抽到前三顺位。

[–]michaelbtemple 920 points 2 days ago*

Wouldn’t surprise me. And then trade whoever they draft at 3 for Kevin Love LOL

这其实不会令我惊奇，然后他们用前三顺位选到的人再换得了凯文-乐福哈哈哈。

[–]CavaliersSuperSamSucks 93 points 2 days ago

i mean i am in love with Kevin Love but yeah okay i'll take that

骑士球迷：我的意思是我很爱乐福，可是假如真的如许的话我会怅然接管的。

[–]Mavericksthrowaway25813 283 points 2 days ago

Space Jam 2: Meme Squad in full effect

独行侠球迷：太空年夜灌篮2：玩梗年夜队全部上线。

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[–]Rocketssmohkeysmokey 61 points 2 days ago

Can you imagine if Kyrie leaves Boston and joins Lebron and Kevin Love in LA? Mission - heyfuckclevelandlet'sallgoplayinLA - complete.

火箭球迷：想象一下假如欧文分开凯尔特人然后和勒布朗、乐福一路加盟湖人的气象？年夜新闻——老天爷克利夫兰模式在洛杉矶再次启航——完善。

[–]Kingskay_knox 95 points 2 days ago

Wow we couldn't beat the Warriors together in Cleveland. Let's get older and add Kuzma. That's what we're missing.

国王球迷：曾的我们没法子在克利夫兰击败勇士，此刻我们更成熟了，旁边还库兹马，我们能篡夺错过的工具。

[–]Mr_Unbiased 24 points 2 days ago

If KD leaves, those series would be close again. Draymond isn't the same, Iguodala is older, and the rest of their bench is shallow.

假如杜兰特分开的话，这轮季后赛会非常接近啊，格林不复昔时之勇，伊戈达拉已老了，他们板凳里的其他人此刻何足道哉。

[–]ReaganMcTrump 71 points 2 days ago

LeBron and Zion. Then they send Zion to Pelicans for Davis and keep the young role players.

勒布朗+锡安，然后他们把锡安送到鹈鹕换得安东尼-戴维斯然后保存本身的年青球员。

[–]ColdCocking 119 points 2 days ago

Why would you possibly do that? It'd be a tremendous over-pay.

Zion on a rookie deal is worth way more than 1 year of AD.

Just keep Zion and sign AD if he wants to come over in FA.

为何要这么做呢？毫无疑问这太不值了啊。

锡安新秀合同就值一年合同的安东尼-戴维斯？

留下锡安，然后自由球员市场签下安东尼-戴维斯不就行了。

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[–]Martin_G_Ale 763 points 2 days ago

When LeBron missed the playoff in 2005 Lonzo Ball, Kyle Kuzma, Brandon Ingram and Josh Hart were in primary school.

上一次勒布朗错过季后赛的时辰，朗佐-鲍尔、凯尔-库兹马、英格拉姆和哈特才念初中。

[–]Knicksiluvemywaifu 265 points 2 days ago

It was Ben Simmons rookie season. Crazy to think about.

尼克斯球迷：这是本-西蒙斯的新秀赛季啊，太疯狂了。

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[–]Trail BlazersExtremeaty 538 points 2 days ago

Well if he makes the playoffs they're going to get rinsed by golden state

Him missing might be for the best with how the Lakers have been playing

开辟者球迷：好吧，假如他杀入季后赛的话他们也会被勇士横扫啊。

以此刻湖人的状况他们还不如缺席季后赛呢，这是最好的成果。

[–]TimberwolvesFredSmootBoatParty 300 points 2 days ago

That would be no different than the previous 2 playoffs though , expect first rd instead of finals. Lebron has lost 8 or his last 9 playoffs games to the warriors

丛林狼球迷：这可能就会和此前两次季后赛没有甚么区分，除第一轮换成了总决赛。然后勒布朗对阵勇士就是9战8负。

[–][GSW] Harrison BarnesDuckOnQuak 122 points 2 days ago

He's also never lost a 1st round series.

I think he might actually prefer straight up missing the playoffs than getting swept in a round he's never lost.

勇士球迷：并且勒布朗历来没有在首轮输过球哦。

我感觉他可能更但愿进不了季后赛而不是在本身历来没输过的季后赛首轮被横扫。

[–]Mavericksmakami- 249 points 2 days ago

missing the playoffs while still being the greatest player in the league is definitely not preferable to losing in the first round as the 8th seed. missing it would be straight up embarrassing

独行侠球迷：对一个史上最伟年夜的球员而言，错过季后赛必然不会比在首轮被横扫要好，究竟错过季后赛太为难了。

[–]ThunderArgus747 135 points 2 days ago

especially if it’s like an insane performance on his part but he just can’t overcome the warriors it’s still prolly better for his legacy than missing it. also if by some miracle he does win it would go down as one of the best playoff series ever especially in the first round

雷霆球迷：特别是假如他在打勇士的时辰再次打出不成思议的表示时，这必定要比错过季后赛要好很多，一样假如赢了勇士就必定是史上最好的季后赛系列赛之一了，特别是对首轮而言。

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[–][PHI] Markelle FultzSwaggyProfit 55 points 2 days ago

Lebrons best chance at making it past the 1st round and possibly the 2nd round is at the 7th seed. (as in Nuggets vs Lakers rd1). They have very little to no playoff experience and they dont look built for the playoffs (like the raptors last few years). Any other 1st round matchup is a bad draw for these lakers (other than portland i guess)

My ideal west matchups would be:

1st warriors vs 8th kings (very close regular season matches)

2nd Nuggets vs 7th Lakers (rivalry and Unproven team vs a proven player)

3rd Thunder vs 6th Jazz (rematch)

4th/5th Portland vs Houston (2014 rematch and rivalry)

76人球迷：勒布朗最有但愿冲破首轮的就是率领湖人冲到2号种子的位置(然后就是掘金VS湖人)，究竟掘金季后赛经验比力少，他们建队也不太像打季后赛的球队(有点像曩昔几年的猛龙)，其他的首轮敌手都太糟了(除开辟者)。

我最想看的西部首轮对局是：

勇士VS国王(两边常规赛差距极小)

掘金VS湖人(复仇和未被证实过的球队VS已被证实过的球员)

雷霆VS爵士(昔时再会面)

开辟者VS火箭(2014年的季后赛敌手，此次再复仇)

[–]evr487 221 points 2 days ago

He's gotta be PISSED.

he brought this on himself

他很末路火

诚恳说这是给本身找罪受啊。

[–]JazzFeedMePizzaPlease 125 points 2 days ago

Exactly. What else did he expect going to L.A.?

爵士球迷：确切如斯，他还等候有谁去湖人呢？

[–]Warriorsraorao 89 points 2 days ago

He probably expected 1-2 other stars to be there by now.

勇士球迷：估量到此刻为止他仍是估计有一到两个球星会过来。

[–]CavaliersOozyPancake69 29 points 2 days ago

He chose this. I’m not saying he should have stayed here, tbh we are an embarrassment and deserved to lose him, but come on. If he really cared about winning he would have gone to Philly, Toronto, Boston, whatever. Doesn’t matter which team, they would have made room for him.

He chose LAL for the lifestyle and media exposure. And that’s all well and good, I’m sure his family is happy there, but as a basketball decision... it was not a great one.

骑士球迷：他本身选择了这个啊，我不会说他应当呆在哪里，虽然我们很懊丧并且也确切没有资历再具有他，可是怎样说呢，假如他真的关心赢球他应当去76人、猛龙、凯尔特人之类的黉舍，不消担忧去哪支球队，究竟只要勒布朗想去，空间必然是有的。

他选择洛杉矶就是为了媒体暴光和糊口啊，这很棒，我感觉他的家人会很高兴，可是置在篮球……现实上这不是一个好选择。

[–]Wizards9seatsweep 185 points 2 days ago

a good portion of the nba playoffs is watching bron turn it on. while it's hard for the lakers to make the playoffs, it'll be even harder to make it out of the first round. regardless, i think casual nba fans (and more serious ones, too) get really excited to watch lebron go full-on terminator mode

奇才球迷：现实上不雅看NBA季后赛有一个成心思的点就是看勒布朗在季后赛火力全开，虽然湖人进季后赛很难，冲破第一轮更难，可是我感觉通俗的NBA粉丝(或说更多的NBA粉丝)仍是但愿勒布朗能进季后赛然后火力全开的。

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