【键盘侠】库里、威少联合杀死自家球队

[Post Game Thread] Team LeBron (1-0) defeats Team Giannis (0-1) in the 68th NBA All-Star Game, 178-164.

勒布朗队178-164克服字母哥队，詹姆斯19分8篮板4助攻，杜兰特32分7篮板被选全明星赛MVP，汤普森20分。库里三分17中4得17分，字母哥38分11篮板5助攻，米德尔顿20分，乔治20分。

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[–]SpursOUisBack 1557 points 2 hours ago

Team Lebron might have won but the real winners are the people who watched dirk splash those three 3's

马刺球迷：勒布朗多是真实的赢家，可是真实的赢家是看德克持续进3个三分的人。

[–]BucksiLoveBrazilianGirls 281 points 2 hours ago

Yup, shit got me hyped.

雄鹿球迷：是的，让我们吹起来。

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[–][LAL] LeBron JamesCelalT 231 points 2 hours ago

big thanks to kawhi and dame for igniting the comeback

湖人球迷：感谢感动莱昂纳德和利拉德激起还击海潮！

[–][PHI] Andre IguodalaIputthescrewintuna 69 points 2 hours ago

Klay and Ben too

76人球迷：还克莱和本-西蒙斯哦。

[–][BKN] D'Angelo RussellZeroFucksToGive 756 points 2 hours ago

Dame and Klay won them the game.

篮网球迷：利拉德和克莱帮忙球队博得了角逐。

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownJB7FTW 336 points 2 hours ago

And KD not missing anything

凯尔特人球迷：KD也是百发百中啊，没有错过任何工具。

[–][ORL] Shaquille O'Nealskipatomskip 217 points 2 hours ago*

That quote from Durant basically saying he gets off from crushing a team in the 4th is very true

魔术球迷：杜兰特说过他会在第四节摧毁球队的谈吐真的长短常准确啊。

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[–]Raptorschicogarciamarquez 144 points 2 hours ago

Dame should win MVP

猛龙球迷：利拉德应当博得MVP。

[–][POR] Jusuf NurkicKazekid 86 points 2 hours ago

Make up for taking him out of the game when he was hot last year

开辟者球迷：客岁在我年夜米手感正佳的环境下让他下场了。

[–]Trail BlazersDroidTheReaper 24 points 2 hours ago

He is the All Star game X factor

开辟者球迷：他就是全明星赛上的X身分。

[–]LakersKlay420 68 points 2 hours ago

I’ll say it once and say it again. Watching Klay and Simmons play with each other was something I never knew I needed, but something I want so bad now I’m the regular season.

湖人球迷：我不能不再说一次，看着克莱和西蒙斯一路打球真的是我历来不知道我需要的，可是确切是我常规赛很是想看到的事物。

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[–]Wizardsdshmoneyy 355 points 2 hours ago*

“Who y’all think winning MVP”

-“Are we still on air?”

“Uhh yeah”

-“I got KD winning”

Lmao what

奇才球迷：

“你感觉MVP是谁啊？”

“我们还能呼吸嘛？”

“是的。”

“那我选KD能赢。”

哈哈哈。

[–]packersSB55champs 1438 points 2 hours ago*

Team Giannis choked

Harden even tried to help them but Curry out bricked him

字母哥队打得也太烂了。

哈登已卧底勒布朗队了，可是库里仍是在疯狂打铁啊。

[–]Futtbucker612 819 points 2 hours ago

Lol Steph out here shooting for charity

哈哈哈，斯蒂芬投进一个球就要捐款给慈善机构了。

[–]LakersJayveesac[S] 458 points 2 hours ago*

34 point reversal damn

EDIT: In the second half!

湖人球迷：34分逆转啊，活该。

编纂：并且是鄙人半场哦！

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[–]NBAlipstickpizza 193 points 2 hours ago

Dirk plays, lead goes up, Team Giannis with momentum.

Dirk sits, Team Giannis chokes a lead.

Dirk with 9 pts in 3 mins.

Coach dun goofed.

德克上了，领先上扬，字母哥队气焰如虹。

德克坐下，字母哥队不再领先。

德克3分钟得9分。

哎，都是锻练的锅。

[–]Cavaliersconstantvariables 229 points 2 hours ago

Fuckin Russ and PG man lmao

骑士球迷：威少和乔治真的强哈哈哈。

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicBOOOOOiiiiiiiii 311 points 2 hours ago

Russ doing his best westbrook impression

掘金球迷：威少做到了经典的威少印象。

[–]Thunderdcpains 77 points 2 hours ago

Russ and PG damn near missed less shots combined then curry did

雷霆球迷：威少和乔治加起来的打铁数加起来还没库里的打铁数多。

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[–]HornetsYizWasHere 112 points 2 hours ago

Wtf happened to Steph in the second half lmao

黄蜂球迷：库里到底产生了甚么哈哈哈。

[–]WarriorsDSouT 183 points 2 hours ago

The Simmons/Westbrook trade has to be one of the worst trade deals of all-time

勇士球迷：西蒙斯/威斯布鲁克的买卖多是史上最烂买卖。

[–]HornetsBlaaa5 191 points 2 hours ago

Steph: “CHARITY! THIS ONES FOR YOU!”

Brick

黄蜂球迷：

库里：“慈善机构！这一球是为你的！”

然后打铁。

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[–]HeatNumber333 1123 points 2 hours ago

Team Giannis don goofed. Had a 15+ point lead what felt like all night, then Dame came in mid-3rd and brought Team LeBron all the way back, once it was even KD went OFF and Steph got cold at the worst time.

Also shoutout to Bron for dealing -19 Westbrook for +18 Simmons lol

热火球迷：字母哥队打得真的不可，感受一向都有15分以上的领先，然后利拉德持续中场三分然后詹姆斯带队打回了，然后杜兰特上场火力全开然后库内行感冰冷。

一样为勒布朗的买卖打CALL，究竟威少正负值-19，西蒙斯正负值+18哈哈哈。

[–]Pelicanshak091 451 points 2 hours ago

Dame, Klay and Beal cut that lead. Nonstop 3s.

鹈鹕球迷：利拉德、克莱、比尔消磨了领先，三分底子停不下来。

[–]TimberwolvesMatooBatson 224 points 2 hours ago

Also Kawhi.

丛林狼球迷：还莱昂纳德。

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[–]gambozzled 68 points 2 hours ago

Dame called the Dame Time comeback

利拉德说午时已到！

[–]PacersTheBoilerCat 836 points 2 hours ago

Steph was shooting 3’s tonight like he was told each make was for charity.

步行者球迷：库里今晚投得三分就似乎他只要出手便可以捐钱给慈善机构了。

[–][BOS] Jaylen BrownJB7FTW 289 points 2 hours ago

The win was for charity... Curry hates charity confirmed

凯尔特人球迷：谁赢球谁捐款……库里很恨慈善机构实锤了。

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[–]BucksThePackIsBack 498 points 2 hours ago

I know it's the all-star game but it's insane how easily Embiid loses the ball. He really needs to work on securing the ball.

雄鹿球迷：我知道这是全明星角逐，可是恩比德丢球丢球也太轻易了吧，他真的需要好勤学习护住球啊。

[–][PHI] JaKarr SampsonChickenLiverNuts 199 points 2 hours ago

he needs to keep the ball high which is a weakness but to be fair hes getting doubled in the post by lebron and kd. Thats gonna be rough for anyone.

76人球迷：他需要把球放到很高的位置，这是弱点——可是公允来讲他一向被勒布朗和詹姆斯在低位包夹，这对每一个人来讲都很艰巨。

[–]WizardsVswerve27 163 points 2 hours ago

The trio of Dame Beal and Klay really won that game tbh, that run was crazy

奇才球迷：利拉德、比尔、克莱真的是角逐的要害之匙，打出的飞腾太疯狂了。

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[–][TOR] Kawhi LeonardSamiMadeMeDoIt 201 points 2 hours ago

Team LeBron is 2-0 isn't it?

猛龙球迷：勒布朗队是否是已两连胜了啊？

[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 151 points 2 hours ago

Many 3s were made this game

猛龙球迷：这个角逐三分也太多了吧。

[–]LakersRay3142 268 points 2 hours ago*

yo, check out the combined FG 0% of all the euros:

Giannis: 17-23

Jokic: 3-3

Vucevic: 2-2

Nowitzki: 3-3

Total: 25-31 (80.650%)

湖人球迷：欧洲球员的投篮射中率来归纳一下：

字母哥：23中17

约基奇：3中3

武切维奇：2中2

诺维斯基：3中3

总计：31中25(80.650%)

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[–]Metal_Sonic7 65 points 2 hours ago

Giannis about to murder someone

字母哥估量想杀了或人的心都有了。

[–][PHI] Andre IguodalaIputthescrewintuna 460 points 2 hours ago

LeGM for executive of the year

Simmons: +19

Westbrook: -19

76人球迷：勒司理本赛季买卖的确无敌啊：

西蒙斯：+19

威少：-19.

[–][NJN] Caris LeVertchunkyypanda 318 points 2 hours ago

Steph really shot Team Giannis out of the game lol

丛林狼球迷：库里真的用三分打铁浇灭了字母哥队获胜的但愿啊哈哈哈。

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[–]Futtbucker612 100 points 2 hours ago

All any eastern conference team needs to do is become a charitable organisation and we can watch the warriors crumble

东部的任何球队想克服勇士的独一方式就是成为慈善机构，如许便可以看到勇士堕入泥沼当中了。

[–]Pistonskolsonk 136 points 2 hours ago

I just got out of Thai prison, is Steph Curry the worst 3 point shooter of all time?

活塞球迷：方才从年夜牢里放出来，库里此刻是史上最烂三分投手嘛？

[–]CarelessEmu 36 points 2 hours ago*

Yes but did you see that reverse 360 dunk at the end? He's the new MJ / Vince Carter.

是的，可是你看到最后阿谁360度回身暴扣嘛？他就是下一个乔丹/卡特。

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[–]Warriorsdarknecross 89 points 3 hours ago

KD with the quietest 30pt show even in the ASG.

勇士球迷：杜兰特老是能进献最快30分，乃至在全明星赛上也是如斯。

[–]Trail Blazerstheseus1234 46 points 3 hours ago

Dame hit some 4s tonight

开辟者球迷：利拉德此刻乃至可以投4分球了。

[–][CHA] Michael Kidd-Gilchristcp5 495 points 3 hours ago

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single player lose an all star game before. Curry what you doin

黄蜂球迷：我历来不感觉会有一个球员致使全明星赛输球，库里你是在犯法嘛？

[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeDoubleA255 210 points 3 hours ago

Joel had a bunch of turnovers down the stretch too

雷霆球迷：恩比德在这个进程中掉误也太多了吧。

[–]76ersIVAN_CLEARY 76 points 3 hours ago

They kept doubling him in the All Star game what the hell!

He really isn’t suited for ASG. Too much running and three pointers.

76人球迷：他们居然在全明星赛包夹年夜帝！

恩比德真的不太合适全明星赛，这里速度太快并且三分也太多了。

[–]NuggetsJamal_gg 32 points 2 hours ago

Almost all centers aren't suited for this kind of ASG, it's basically a 3pt competition.

掘金球迷：所有中锋都不太顺应这类类型的全明星赛吧，看起来就像三分年夜赛一样。

[–]gambozzled 171 points 3 hours ago

Steph and Westbrook really out there killing their own team

库里和威少联手杀死自家球队了。

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