【键盘侠】老詹要买一支NBA球队

[Vardon] LeBron on one day owning an NBA team: "Ain't no maybe about it...I want to be my own boss, like I have been for a long time now."

詹姆斯日前暗示本身未来会买下一支NBA球队：“不是说我‘可能’会买……我想做本身的老板，就像我这么长时候以来一向所做的一样。”

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[–]Cavaliers Ger971 4193 points 14 hours ago

LeBron really is at the “I give zero shits” stage of his career

骑士球迷：勒布朗的职业生活生计真的到了“屁事不管”的阶段。

[–]Kwilly462 1728 points 14 hours ago

It's like your senior year of HS, when you couldn't care less about what happens. Long as you graduate, you doing enough just showing up. Lol

就像你到了高三，产生啥事你都无所谓了。只要能卒业，露露脸就好了。哈哈哈哈

[–][NYK] Baron Davis themariokarters 134 points 15 hours ago

He can’t afford an NBA team

尼克斯球迷：他可买不起一支NBA球队。

[–]Rockets Zemulon 260 points 15 hours ago

He's rich, but he's not NBA owner rich. The only way he owns a team himself is if Dan Gilbert cuts him a huge deal, which the other owners definitely wouldn't sign off on

火箭球迷：詹姆斯是很有钱，可还没到NBA老板那种敷裕水平。他独一能具有一支球队的体例是看丹尼尔-吉尔伯特(骑士老板)会不会低价卖给他，不外其他老板是不会买账的。

[–]Magic EditingAndLayout 89 points 15 hours ago

LeBron's net worth is only estimated at 美金450 million. Forbes just ranked the least-valuable team as Memphis, at 美金1.2 billion.

Even if LeBron sold every single thing he owns, he couldn't afford a majority stake in even the cheapest NBA team right now.

魔术球迷：勒布朗的净资产估值只有4.5亿美金，而福布斯才排出了同盟价值最低的球队孟菲斯灰熊值12亿美金。

即使詹姆斯败尽家业，他此刻也买不起同盟最廉价球队的年夜部门股分。

[–]Knicks WhitePeopleLoveCurry 90 points 13 hours ago

And when he owns his own small market team it will be fitting when his star player wants to leave and wants to know why he ain't doing enough to bring other guys there.

He will act like every other owner.

尼克斯球迷：并且当他具有了本身的小球会球队时，当他的队内球星想要走人，想知道他为啥不想法子引进其他人手时，那就很应景了。

他的回应也会和其他老板一样的。

[–]Suns mikehayman 84 points 14 hours ago

Did the morons who said he can't afford to buy a team actually read the article?

He will surround himself with investors, like lots of owners do, and he will be the LEAD investor, but he's obviously not going to purchase a whole team by himself.

Maybe try this "reading the article" thing before making stupid comments?

太阳球迷：那些说他不克不及买下一支球队的蠢货们真的读了文章吗？

和良多老板的做法一样，他集聚集一帮投资人，而他本身则是首要投资人，不外他明显不会单靠本身的实力去竞购一整支球队。

在写下那些笨拙的评论之前，也许该尝尝“浏览全文”。

[–]Hawks jvstinf 143 points 14 hours ago

Nobody buys a team without a group of investors. He should be able to put one together with the connections and capital he’ll have post retirement.

老鹰球迷：没人会在没有一帮投资人帮手的环境下买下一支球队的。詹姆斯应当可以在退役后把本身的人脉和资本集合到一起。

[–]NBA RareSir 134 points 14 hours ago

People in this thread think you just fork over a check for 2 billion when you want ownership of a team

这个帖子里的人都觉得你把一张20亿的支票一甩，就可以成为一支球队的老板了。

[–][CLE] LeBron James babyboyyyy 42 points 14 hours ago

if you read the article, it explains in very specific detail how he can accomplish this and why it’s extremely feasible.

骑士球迷：假如你读了那篇文章，就知道，文章对詹姆斯怎样成为老板注释得很是具体，并且仍是极其可行的。

[–]crosschain 25 points 11 hours ago

How dare you suggest we read the article! I'm here to confirm my existing bias and move on.

你怎样敢建议我们读那篇文章！我来这儿就是来确认我已有的成见然后走人的！

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[–]Warriors JohnDoughhguoDnhoJ 182 points 15 hours ago

LOL he even knows he’s GM of the Lakers

勇士球迷：哈哈哈哈，他乃至知道本身是湖人的总司理。

[–][SAC] Jason Williams snowlarbear 2775 points 15 hours ago

in b4 "he already owns the raptors"

马刺球迷：之前“他就已具有了猛龙”

[–]Raptors raptorsbucketnator 861 points 14 hours ago

Nowhere is safe smh

Enjoy the West LeBron! It only get easier with age, promise.

猛龙球迷：哎，哪里都不放过我们。

享受西部吧老詹！日子会超出越简单的，我包管。

[–]NBA tkRustle 364 points 14 hours ago*

But imagine though if LeBron legitimately became the owner of not Lakers, Cavs or any other franchise, but Raptors. The memes would be endless.

不外你们想象下，如果詹姆斯没成为湖人或骑士的老板，而真成猛龙的老板了呢。阿谁梗可就没完了。

[–]Timberwolves DrWolves 116 points 14 hours ago

The memes with LeBron are always endless, doesn’t really matter what it is

丛林狼球迷：关在詹姆斯的梗老是没完没了的，是甚么其实不主要。

[–][POR] Pat ConnaughtonIHad Something_4This 48 points 12 hours ago

LeOwner walks into Nick Nurse's office wearing nothing but a towel.

猛龙球迷：老板詹裹着块毛巾就走进了纳斯的办公室。

[–]Raptors raptorsbucketnator 49 points 13 hours ago

No. No i dont want to imagine this.

猛龙球迷：不不，这个画面我不肯去想象。

[–]Pelicans JMoon33 39 points 13 hours ago

The Raptors might have the richest owners in the NBA. I don't see LeBron owning that team lol.

鹈鹕球迷：猛龙的老板也许是同盟最有钱的，我感觉詹姆斯做不了猛龙的老板，哈哈哈

[–]Cavs 2018_Champs 42 points 15 hours ago

Nike will always be his boss though

骑士球迷：不外，耐克将永久是詹姆斯的老板。

[–]Kings Obi_Wan_KeBogi 18 points 15 hours ago

If he's already his own boss why does he need to buy a team to be his own boss?

国王球迷：既然詹姆斯已是本身的老板了，那他干吗还要买下一支球队才能做本身的老板呢？

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[–]Bulls monolith17 1036 points 15 hours ago*

What’s weird is he isn’t going to own the Lakers, and the Cavs are owned by someone extremely rich (and vindictive enough to not sell it) so it’s gonna be weird if bron owns the wizards or some shit

Edit: if you reply to this comment, you are a bad guy

公牛球迷：希奇的是，詹姆斯不会具有湖人，而骑士的老板又极端有钱，所以如果詹姆斯成了奇才这类球队的老板，那就诡异了。

[–][MEM] Shane Battier materics 35 points 13 hours ago

And the price of the teams are getting exponentially expensive as the NBA gains popularity. Bron is rich but I don't see him being that rich. Maybe part ownership is the only option.

灰熊球迷：并且跟着NBA的受接待水平愈来愈高，那些球队的价值也在急剧增添。詹姆斯很有钱，不外我感觉他还没有钱到阿谁境界。也许成为球队的小老板是独一选项。

[–][CLE] Manny Harris kevln02 65 points 14 hours ago

There's always rumors about Dan wanting to buy a team in Detroit at some point which he has stronger ties to so I wouldn't say it's impossible he sells eventually.

骑士球迷：总是有传言说吉尔伯特未来想在底特律买下一支球队，究竟他与那儿有着更强的纽带联系，所以我感觉他哪天把骑士卖了也不是不成能。

[–]Pistons peterhumm18 29 points 13 hours ago

Honestly dan Gilbert is annoying but I’d take him over Gores any day. Please Dan. Save us.

活塞球迷：说真话，吉尔伯特很烦人，不外比起Tom Gores(活塞现老板)，我更想吉尔伯特接办球队。奉求了吉尔伯特，救救我们吧。

[–]Cavaliers neyvit1 82 points 14 hours ago

I love Bron, but I REALLLY hope he never owns the Cavs. He'd be a terrible owner. Notoriously cheap and too arrogant to cede personnel decisions to people that know better.

As much as a douche as Dan Gilbert is, he at least is willing to spend a shit load of money on a mid-market team.

骑士球迷：我爱詹姆斯，不外我真但愿他永久不要成为骑士老板。他会是个很低劣的老板的。他不肯花钱是出了名的，并且过分狂妄，以致在不肯放权给懂行的人做决议。

虽然说吉尔伯特是个忘八，不外他最少愿意在一支中等市场范围的球队身上大举花钱啊。

[–]Suns mbarnar 773 points 14 hours ago

He could buy the Suns. Please. Hell if you wanna buy the Suns us fans would approve.

太阳球迷：詹姆斯可能会买太阳。奉求了，如果你想买太阳，那我们太阳球迷会赞成的。

[–]Sonnyred90 123 points 14 hours ago

Have you seen his LeGM moves for the past decade? Do you really want him running your whole franchise lol?

你看过司理詹曩昔十年的操作吗？你真的但愿他经手你们整支球队吗？哈哈哈

[–]Suns phoenixcolt13 104 points 13 hours ago

have you seen a suns game in the last 10 years? no? that's fair. I wouldn't watch us either.

太阳球迷：那你曩昔十年看过一场太阳的角逐吗？没有吧？那就对了。我也不会看我们的角逐。

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 345 points 14 hours ago

He should become a part time owner with MJ in Charlotte lmao

掘金球迷：詹姆斯应当在夏洛特和乔丹搭伙，哈哈哈哈

[–][LAC] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander norse95 232 points 13 hours ago

LeBron going for the GOAT owner title just to spite MJ

快船球迷：詹姆斯会成为史上最好老板的，就为了恶心乔丹。

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 242 points 13 hours ago

That's one thing he has a chance of beating out MJ for lol

掘金球迷：在这方面，他却是有机遇击败乔丹，哈哈哈

[–][LAC] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander norse95 162 points 13 hours ago

can't wait to see a 65 year old MJ challenge a 45 year old LeBron to a 1v1 for talking shit about the teams they own lol

快船球迷：等不和看到65岁的乔丹和45岁的詹姆斯为了各自具有的球队而进行一对一垃圾话单挑了，哈哈哈哈

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 75 points 13 hours ago

Lbj would win that matchup 1 v 1 but I’m taking the 65 year old MJ in HORSE

掘金球迷：那种比拼里詹姆斯会赢的，不外如果他俩比定点投篮，那我感觉65岁的乔丹会赢。

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[–][DAL] Nick Van Exel natedeezy_3 200 points 15 hours ago

Luke Walton literally shaking right now

独行侠球迷：沃顿此刻真瑟瑟颤栗了。

[–]Warriors bluelightnings 52 points 14 hours ago

I don't think this is news to Walton tbh

勇士球迷：说真话，我感觉这对沃顿都不算事儿了。

[–]MohamedBamba 1324 points 15 hours ago*

LeGM is back on the menu boys

He has 4 and a half years of GM/Ownership experience

Lebron’s Resume:

Owner/General Manager - Cleveland Cavaliers - 2014-2018

-Facilitated deals for long term future of franchise

-Got my friends paid 美金80 million, held franchise hostage and gained valuable hostage taking experience

General Manager - Los Angeles Lakers - 2019 to Present

-Bent league tampering rules and increase tampering efficiency by 500%

-Key board member on Anthony Davis deal which will happen in 2020

伴计们，司理詹回来了！

他具有四年半的总司理和球队老板经验。

詹姆斯经历以下：

老板兼总司理——克利夫兰骑士——2014到2018年

- 促进了球队将来的持久买卖

- 让本身的伴侣获得8000万美金薪资，挟持球队，而且获得了丰硕的裹挟球队的经验

总司理——洛杉矶湖人——2019年到此刻

- 点窜了同盟不妥勾引球员的法则，并将其效力提高了500%

- 2020年戴维斯买卖的理事会要害成员。

[–]Raptors jps78 20 points 14 hours ago

Raised franchise value by 3000%

猛龙球迷：他还将球队价值提高3000%。

[–]Suns mbarnar 613 points 15 hours ago

Don't forget

Owner - Toronto Raptors - 2016-2018

太阳球迷：还一样不克不及忘：

老板——多伦多猛龙——2016年到2018年

[–]Spurs f1uk3r 541 points 14 hours ago

Little Corrections

Owner - Eastern Conference - 2011-2018

马刺球迷：小小改正下

老板——东部——2011年到2018年

[–]Trail Blazers _Quetzalcoatlus_ 65 points 14 hours ago

But actually, two of the dudes he always wanted on his team were James Jones and Mike Miller.

James Jones is currently a GM and Mike Miller is an assistant coach. He's going to hire them both.

开辟者球迷：不外现实上呢，有两个哥们儿是詹姆斯一向都但愿留在身旁的，那就是詹姆斯-琼斯和迈克-米勒。

琼斯此刻已是总司理了，而米勒是助教，詹姆斯会礼聘他俩的。

[–]Kwilly462 953 points 15 hours ago

Is it just me, or is he more arrogant than usual this season?

只有我这么认为，或说是詹姆斯这个赛季真要比之前更狂妄了？

[–]FewMaybe4 271 points 15 hours ago

If he didn't say the last part maybe he won't come off as an arrogant douche.

假如他不说那后半句(“就像我这么长时候以来一向所做的一样”)，也许我们不会感觉他狂。

[–][SAC] Kevin Martin yougotmugged 20 points 15 hours ago

Cause he’s Hollywood now

马刺球迷：由于他此刻在好莱坞了啊

[–]94savage 80 points 15 hours ago

He's always been like this.

他一向都如许。

[–]Lakers Tr0janSword 62 points 15 hours ago

I think he's starting to give no fucks about what he says to the media

湖人球迷：我感觉詹姆斯最先对本身在媒面子前的讲话无所谓了。

[–]Celtics bustedracquet 48 points 15 hours ago

Good, he shouldn't.

凯尔特人球迷：很好啊，应当无所谓的。

[–]NBA Primetime22 355 points 15 hours ago

I think it's just more grating because his team isn't playing well this year.

我感觉是由于他的球队这个赛季打得欠好，所以才会感觉他更招人烦。

[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 67 points 14 hours ago

The Miami Heat Lebron days were insufferable tbh....seemed like he turned a new leaf when he went back to Cleveland but I'm sure part of that was just a show.

掘金球迷：说真话，迈阿密期间的詹姆斯是让人没法忍的……当他回到骑士后貌似改头换面了，不外我确信那只是做秀。

[–]oneninetythree193 595 points 15 hours ago

He's always been like this but people have short-term memory and go through the same fan cycle every season

他一向都如许，不外大师很忘记，并且每一个赛季老是念着那点球迷之间的事。

[–]Lakers Beavsbeavsbeavs 377 points 14 hours ago

Yup. January/Feb pre-All Star Break is always anti LeBron time. He’s almost always playing poorly (by his standards) and sulking and everyone is talking about LeDecline and how toxic he is. I fully expect him to put the team on his back and have everyone on his dick again by the end of March

湖人球迷：对的。全明星休赛期前的一二月一般都是反詹姆斯时候。他常常这段时候都打得不年夜好(依照他的尺度)，并且易怒，每一个人都说詹姆斯下滑了，怎样怎样毒瘤之类的。我完全等候他把球队扛在身上，然后到三月底再次打脸每一个人。

[–]Cavaliers TerraWolfy 119 points 13 hours ago

One day the second part won't happen

And we will be sad that day

凯尔特人球迷：总有一天，你说的第二部门是不会成真了。

那时辰我们就难熬了。

[–]Cavaliers JesusShuttlesworth96 115 points 15 hours ago*

Damn, you people on reddit are so fragile. Nobody can say something good about themselves

骑士球迷：靠，这里有些人真的玻璃心啊。他都不克不及说本身好话了。

[–]Lakers BornAndPasketball 33 points 14 hours ago

He's one of the greatest players of all time and is building a business empire. He came from nothing and now hes a world wide icon

Fuck out of here with that humility shit

Whatever praise he gives himself, he deserves it. Dude is a champion

湖人球迷：他是史上最伟年夜球员之一，并且正在打造一个贸易帝国。他赤手起身，此刻成了一个世界性的标记。

别特么总是说啥要谦卑之类的。

不管詹姆斯赐与了本身如何的赞成，那都是他应得的。老哥可是个冠军。

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