【键盘侠】老詹坦言东部联盟因他离开而补强

LeBron James: East teams loading up because ‘they ain’t gotta go through me’

勒布朗-詹姆斯：东部纷纭补强的缘由是由于“他们无需再击败我了。”

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[–][HOU] Bob SuraDuck-Yo-Couch 1101 points 8 hours ago

Still gotta go through Tristan Thompson. He's been to four straight Finals.

火箭球迷：他们还需要超出特里斯坦-汤普森呢，他也是持续四次杀入总决赛的人物。

[–]76erswilyame 257 points 4 hours ago

He ain’t losing a game for the next few years in the playoffs.

76人球迷：将来几年我年夜TT都不成能在季后赛中品味败绩！

[–]Pacers_mywifeleftme 2241 points 10 hours ago

And then there’s the Pacers. Staying quiet, under the radar... ready to strike

步行者球迷：迎面走来的是步行者代表队，他们很恬静，他们预备好迎接猎物了。

[–]Pacersdirtyben2010 759 points 9 hours ago

Our mascot is a panther. Coincidence? Not likely.

步行者球迷：我们的魁首是黑豹。这是偶合嘛？不成能的。

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceSweaty_LeBron 78 points 8 hours ago

2013 conference finals was so good, a true coming out party for pg

湖人球迷：2013年的东部决赛真的太棒了，对保罗-乔治而言真的是完善的表示。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jameshiimred2 47 points 6 hours ago

Obviously I won't complain because, LeBron Fan, but I've always thought about how different that 3-4 year stretch for the Pacers coulda been if Granger came back 1000%. Oh and if Hibbert didn't just forget how basketball is played. I'm not saying it's one of basketballs greatest what-ifs but I think about it.

骑士球迷：很较着我不会埋怨，可是假如格兰杰百分之百回归，东部这三到四年的情势将会年夜纷歧样，固然还希伯特没健忘篮球该怎样打，固然这是篮球中最年夜的假如了……可是我总会不由自主得想起这件工作。

[–]PacersThe_One_X 262 points 8 hours ago

The truth is Lebron went out west to get away from Indiana.

步行者球迷：现实上勒布朗逃离到西部只是为了回避步行者罢了。

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[–][ATL] Paul MillsapJfklikeskfc 12.5k points 11 hours ago

If you’ve dicked a conference for over a decade you deserve to be able to say this kind of stuff

老鹰球迷：假如你快要十年统治了东部同盟，你也有资历说这句话。

[–]Warriorsmaethlin 1934 points 8 hours ago

I mean, he's not wrong. Surprised he just came out and said it though. No LeFucks given

勇士球迷：我的意思是，他没错，很惊奇他居然说出了这话。

[–]LakersRolodox 1087 points 8 hours ago

I just need a show where Bron gets wine drunk and gets everything off his chest

湖人球迷：我猜是否是勒布朗喝了点红酒，然后啥话都往外蹦。

[–]Lakerseldencampbell 733 points 7 hours ago

Wine Drunk is a show where NBA legends Lebron James and Gregg Popovich drink two bottles of expensive wine and discuss current events both inside the league and out. Make it happen Netflix.

湖人球迷：我但愿来波红酒宿醉——就是让NBA名宿勒布朗-詹姆斯和格雷格-波波维奇两小我开一瓶昂贵的红酒然后会商同盟的里里外外，我但愿在Netfix赶快上映！

[–]Son-Wukonda 306 points 7 hours ago

I'd watch the fuck out of that

我必然会为此买单啊。

[–][LAL] LeBron JamesRelamar 154 points 7 hours ago

That sounds like quality programming. I think they should call it "Wine Dunk" though

湖人球迷：这个听起来有点像项目名称，我感觉他们应当叫“红酒灌篮”。

[–]NBAOyyeee 139 points 8 hours ago

I doubt he does but man, I really hope he does some sort of TV hosting when he retires

我猜他确切会做，可是兄弟，我真的但愿他退休的时辰做个电视节目主持人。

[–]mf_buddha 78 points 8 hours ago

Lebron for President 2024

勒布朗2024年赶快当总统吧。

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[–]KnicksLeonhearted 11 points 6 hours ago

No no no, he shouldn't be running for president during his prime

尼克斯球迷：不不不，他不成能在巅峰期去竞选总统。

[–]Warriorsmeth0dz 2192 points 10 hours ago

But can he even make the 8th seed in the west??

勇士球迷：问题来了：他能在西部拿到8号种子的位置嘛？

[–]PubDefLakersGuy 4301 points 10 hours ago

Missed 17 games just to make it interesting

现实上勒布朗错过17场角逐只是为了让卡位争取战更有趣一些。

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicCrimsonOffice 843 points 10 hours ago

All things going according to plan.

掘金球迷：所有工具都在打算当中。

[–]jcomito 525 points 10 hours ago

Bron dont care what seed he is

勒布朗底子不在意他身处几号种子。

[–]ThunderBweibel5 1952 points 9 hours ago*5

Eighth seed, sunflower seed, pumpkin seed, Bulbasaur used leech seed. Dont matter, Lakers in the Western Conference Finals.

Edit: thanks for the silvers!

雷霆球迷：八号种子、向日葵种子、南瓜种子、妙蛙种子、没有关系，湖人仍是会杀进西部决赛！

编纂：感激列位老铁的打赏！

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[–]Lakerseldryanyy 71 points 9 hours ago

If they beat the Warriors in round 1, as the 8th seed, they’re going farther than that

湖人球迷：假如他们在第一轮以8号种子身份打败1号种子的勇士，我感觉他们能走得更远一点。

[–]76ersKungFuViking7 235 points 8 hours ago

LeBron figured out he’s to gassed to carry a team against Warriors in finals. Takes them out in first round, when they least expect it. True follower of Sun Tzu’s Art of War.

76人球迷：那一年，勒布朗终究大白了与其在总决赛狙击勇士不如在第一轮干失落他们，在他们最出乎料想的处所击败他们，毫无疑问是孙子兵书的完善跟随者。

[–]Amel1995 157 points 10 hours ago

It's like when you raise the difficulty on NBA 2K to the top but you're still winning every game and the number 1 seed so you just sim through some games get some losses to give yourself a challenge

我感受在打2K，你明明能赢下每场角逐，可是你就想打1号种子所以居心增添难度输一点球。

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[–][LAL] Lamar Odomtherealaquaman 4195 points 11 hours ago*

As arrogant as it seems, 8 straight finals says he’s right.

Edit: 8

湖人球迷：不管看起来这话怎样别扭，持续八次杀入总决赛也证实他是对的。

[–]RocketsGeneralFlint007 1638 points 11 hours ago

The finals without LeBron in it this year is gonna be kind of weird.

火箭球迷：没有勒布朗的总决赛真的有点希奇。

[–]Timberwolvessgthombre 1473 points 10 hours ago

Speak for yourself, I'm looking forward to not having half the commentary be about how losing another finals might affect his legacy in comparison to MJ.

丛林狼球迷：就这么说吧，我但愿到时辰别继续说输失落总决赛是否是会影响他和MJ的汗青地位。

[–]Pistonsmichiganbears 861 points 9 hours ago

The commentary will just be about how LeFinal has missed his first finals in eight years

现实上谈吐们城市说勒总决在八年里第一次错过总决赛哈哈哈。

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[–][DEN] Nikola JokicBOOOOOiiiiiiiii 1684 points 12 hours ago

LePride

掘金球迷：勒自豪。

[–]Raptorsslurp78 4793 points 12 hours ago

West teams not loading up because he ain’t gonna get through them.

猛龙球迷：西部球队没有补强是由于他还没能翻越西部这座年夜山啊。

[–]Lakerssexiseverything 302 points 10 hours ago

Well, the western conference has a much bigger obstacle to get through in Oakland, so yeah...

湖人球迷：好的，西部同盟看起来要比奥克兰还能翻越嘻嘻……

[–]Rocketsthisisthebun 359 points 8 hours ago*

It's doable. Your team just needs to be a historic team and have a historic season and not have injuries or miss 27 three's in a row. Then you have a chance.

火箭球迷：现实上问题不年夜，你只需要一支汗青性的球队加上汗青性的赛季然后不受伤、不会持续投丢27个三分，然后你们就有机遇翻越西部了。

[–]wambam17 180 points 8 hours ago

27 threes in a row. I was about to have a heart attack that game. It still haunts me. How can 5 professional players not be able to hit a single 3 in that long of a stretch is beyond me. I wouldn't even bet against a high school kid making atleast ONE 3-pointer after trying 27 times. I feel like at that point, you are bound to make it on chance alone lol

持续27个三分不进啊，那时真的是心碎了，这件工作我到此刻都耿耿在怀，5个职业球员居然持续27次都投不进一个三分，我固然不敢说随意拉个高中生测验考试27个三分射中1个三分，可是我感觉阿谁时辰真的应当掌控住机遇啊。

[–][LAL] Lamar OdomMeetchel 145 points 8 hours ago

And the game was still winnable; that’s the most shocking thing to me. The Warriors felt mortal in that series.

湖人球迷：最骚的是那场角逐还差点赢了，的确使人震动，我感受勇士那年差点就垮台了。

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[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 1888 points 12 hours ago

He left the East so his finals record couldn't get worse

猛龙球迷：他分开了东部所以他的总决赛记实不克不及变得更烂。

[–]RogueTampon 1484 points 11 hours ago

So he’s taking the Raptors approach? Can’t lose the Finals, if you never make the Finals.

最先学你们猛龙阿Q精力？假如你进不了总决赛你就不成能输总决赛？

[–]Raptorssus_gangster_ceo 865 points 12 hours ago

LeTHANK YOU

猛龙球迷：勒爷……我真的感谢你啊。

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[–]76ersefranklin13 2284 points 12 hours ago

It’s kinda true

76人球迷：年夜真话没问题。

[–]TheDogfatherimnida 667 points 12 hours ago

Totally true

完全没问题。

[–]76erslivefreeordont 280 points 11 hours ago

You think these teams would be rolling over if Lebron was still in Cleveland with Love, JR, and TT?

76人球迷：你感觉本年勒布朗带着乐福+JR+TT还能率领骑士过关？

[–]Warriorsrya11111 101 points 10 hours ago

Well I am sure cleveland would have gotten players too seeing everyone making moves lol

勇士球迷：好吧，现实上我感觉骑士仍是会弄一些球员然后显得他们前进了良多哈哈哈。

[–]NBAEl_Oso_Borracho 500 points 12 hours ago

West teams won't have to go through him this year either, so everybody wins.

西部球队本年完全不需要跨过他，所以大师都赢了。

[–]BucksThe_Sign_of_Zeta 299 points 12 hours ago

On some level, but some of it is just natural timeline progression. Sixers are also going for it because their picks are finally reaching the point they can be core pieces. Milwaukee finanly got the coach that makes them competitive. Raptors could only trade into a top 10 player this year. LeBron is part of this, but the stars aligned for 3 major teams to make the jump.

雄鹿球迷：现实上仍是要看时候线的成长的，76人一向在前进，他们的选秀权毕竟会让他们的焦点成型，雄鹿最后老是能获得主锻练让球队变得更具竞争性，猛龙老是能买卖到同盟前十的球员，勒布朗是此中一部门，可是这三支首要球队终究仍是能获得前进的。

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