【键盘侠】湖人送出祖巴茨比斯利

[Wojnarowski] The Clippers are trading Mike Muscala to the Lakers for Michael Beasley and Ivica Zubac, league sources tell ESPN.

据名记Woj报导，快船送出迈克-穆斯卡拉，从湖人获得伊维察-祖巴茨和迈克尔-比斯利。

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[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Dread- 1037 points 5 hours ago

YO

WHAT THE FUCKKKK

湖人球迷：哟，这特么是弄啥

[–]Lakers jn1cks 156 points 6 hours ago

Wtf Los Angeles Lakers

湖人球迷：弄毛啊洛杉矶湖人

[–]Lakers FieryStyle 172 points 6 hours ago

Nani

湖人球迷：纳尼？？

[–]Nets jeffbenitez740 33 points 6 hours ago

Baka

篮网球迷：八嘎。

[–][TOR] Kawhi Leonard DeMVP_DeMar 130 points 5 hours ago

Tf is this. Are the Lakers retarded?

猛龙球迷：这尼玛弄啥呢，湖人是智障吗？

[–]Lakers HippiesBeGoneInc 92 points 5 hours ago

yes

湖人球迷：对的。

[–]Lakers ty9023 86 points 6 hours ago

That’s fuckin terrible

湖人球迷：这笔买卖真特么稀烂

[–]76ers OG_JuanKenobi 1312 points 5 hours ago

Lakers know who Muscala is right

76人球迷：湖人知道谁是穆斯卡拉吧？

[–]76ers DigitalDashSixers 116 points 5 hours ago

They’re not aware lol

76人球迷：他们不清晰，哈哈哈哈

[–]Thunder CageyTurtlez 465 points 5 hours ago

Magic stayed up all night working on this

雷霆球迷：魔术师可是为了这笔买卖熬了整宿啊

[–][TOR] Kawhi Leonard DeMVP_DeMar 350 points 5 hours ago

Magic lost his mind. Can't blame him considering he didn't sleep last night.

猛龙球迷：魔术师石乐志了。不克不及怪他，究竟他昨晚没睡。

[–]76ers XoOBSCENITYoX 64 points 5 hours ago

wtf has magic been watching this year

76人球迷：我尼玛，魔术师这个赛季的目光咋回事

[–][LAL] Magic Johnson hopsandhorns 71 points 5 hours ago

We should have kept Brook Lopez :/

湖人球迷：早知如斯，我们当初就该留下布鲁克-洛佩兹了

[–]deathreel 64 points 4 hours ago

Worse part is that Muscala is actually making more money than Brook Lopez this year.

更难熬的是，穆斯卡拉这赛季的工资现实比布鲁克-洛佩兹还要高。

[–]Lakers jcar195 935 points 5 hours ago

He's the dad in the Lion King right?

湖人球迷：他是《狮子王》里的爸爸对吧？

[–]Bulls uhm 125 points 5 hours ago

No, that's Mufasa. Muscala is the makeup women put on their eyelashes.

公牛球迷：不，那是木法沙。穆斯卡拉是戴着假睫毛化着妆的女人。

[–][PHI] Andre Iguodala Iputthescrewintuna 101 points 5 hours ago

Muscala had arguably his best game of the year just recently vs the Lakers in LA.

17 points (6/11), 7 boards, so they might just be going off that lol

76人球迷：穆斯卡拉这赛季最高光的表示无疑是近期对阵湖人的角逐。

17分(11中6)7板，所以湖人也许是这么看上他的，哈哈哈哈

[–][PHO] Hamed Haddadi BillMurrie 27 points 5 hours ago

Magic is on that Doc Rivers shit

太阳球迷：魔术师这是走道格-里夫斯当总司理时的老路啊。

[–]peppermintpattymills 14 points 5 hours ago

lmfao like when that one team mixed up MarShon Brooks and Dillon Brooks hahahahah

"Hey we just got Boban Marjanovic" - Magic

"Um..." - Rob

哈哈哈哈哈哈，这操作就像是一支球队把马尚-布鲁克斯和狄龙-布鲁克斯弄混了。

“嘿，我们刚获得博班-马扬诺维奇了”——魔术师说到。

“呃……”——佩林卡

[–][MIL] Khris Middleton thefred_mcgriff 65 points 5 hours ago

Is Muscala that good? I didn’t think he was

雄鹿球迷：穆斯卡拉有那末优异吗？我之前没感觉啊

[–]76ers beastrace 37 points 5 hours ago

definitely not

76人球迷：必定不咋地

[–]76ers graveless_ 21 points 5 hours ago

hes quite bad

76人球迷：他很菜的

[–][PHI] JaKarr Sampson ChickenLiverNuts 42 points 5 hours ago

Muscala has been complete trash this year, glad to be rid of him

76人球迷：穆斯卡拉这个赛季的表示就是垃圾，很兴奋我们之前甩失落了他

[–][PHI] JaKarr Sampson ChickenLiverNuts 38 points 5 hours ago

his number might look ok but he is dreadful. He will make 1 clutch 3 every other week though that makes you think hes kinda good

76人球迷：他的数据也许还凑合，但他现实很差。他每两周会来一记要害三分，这就给你造成一种他有点利害的错觉。

[–]Nets notmortalvinbat[] 102 points 5 hours ago

A 3 every other week? So, that makes him the best shooter on the Lakers

篮网球迷：每两周一记三分？这么说的话，他到湖人可以成队里的最好弓手了。

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[–][SAS] LaMarcus Aldridge desubeast 983 points 5 hours ago

WHY LAKERS LOL

马刺球迷：湖人你这是为了嘛啊，哈哈哈哈

[–]Warriors TheSpaceCowboyx 216 points 5 hours ago

What zubac was good!!!

勇士球迷：弄啥啊，祖巴茨很不错的啊

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant nick598 50 points 5 hours ago

i could stand a trade for ingram,kuzma,ball,hart

BUT NOT OUR CROATIAN GIANT

AND FOR MUSCALA?REALLY?

IVICA ZUBAC THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

*ultra furious mode*

湖人球迷：你如果买卖英格拉姆、库兹马、鲍尔和哈特，我还能接管。

可是别送走我们的克罗地亚伟人啊！！

并且换的仍是穆斯卡拉？？弄笑吗？？

祖巴茨，感激你留下的美好回想！

我已开启出离愤慨模式

[–]Lakers bensaida 2085 points 5 hours ago

ZUBAC NOOO

湖人球迷：不要送走祖巴茨啊！！！

[–]Hawks BishonenOtaku 1022 points 5 hours ago

For 2017 MVP candidate Mike Muscala of course

老鹰球迷：固然是为了换来2017年的MVP候选人迈克-穆斯卡拉。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram puddingpupp 398 points 5 hours ago

Zubac is a free agent and is expected to get a bigger contract

湖人球迷：祖巴茨是个自由球员，他有望获得一份更优厚的合约。

[–]Hornets subbilicious 129 points 5 hours ago

Thats bs lol

黄蜂球迷：这纯洁扯淡，哈哈哈

[–]Eggsavore 66 points 5 hours ago

They also wanted to free a roster spot

湖人还想在年夜名单里腾出一个名额。

[–][WAS] Michael Jordan deadla104 68 points 5 hours ago

That's music to melo's ears

奇才球迷：这下甜瓜兴奋了。

[–]Lakers KTFlaSh96 53 points 5 hours ago

IT'S HIM! HE'S HERE!!!

湖人球迷：是他！！！他要来了！！

[–]Eggsavore 63 points 5 hours ago

Michael Beasley is a better version of Melo.

比斯利可是强化版的甜瓜。

[–]Futtbucker612 26 points 5 hours ago

Bye bye you big beautiful giant man

再会了，帅气的年夜个汉子。

[–]Jazz GetFriccenJingled 25 points 5 hours ago

Jerry west is stealing everything from everyone

爵士球迷：杰里-韦斯特这是处处抢啊。

[–][BKN] Mehmet Okur MisterBellic 2069 points 5 hours ago*

Why trade Zubac?

篮网球迷：为嘛要送走祖巴茨。

[–]Pistons El_Babad00k 254 points 5 hours ago

Only way to get rid of Beasley me thinks.

"Have fun playing for the Clippers... BRO."

Text from Luke Walton to Michael Beasley

活塞球迷：我感觉这是送走比斯利的独一体例。

沃顿发短信给比斯利：“在快船打得高兴啊……老铁。”

[–]Warriors TheSpaceCowboyx 63 points 5 hours ago

Honestly.. that would make sense lmao

勇士球迷：说真的……这倒真注释的通，哈哈哈哈

[–]Hornets YizWasHere 1231 points 5 hours ago

Don't understand why the Lakers are giving him up...

黄蜂球迷：不克不及理解为嘛湖人会抛却祖巴茨。

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook NobodyRules 29 points 5 hours ago

There has to be something here, this doesn't make any sense

雷霆球迷：总得有个说法吧，否则说不外去。

[–]Lakers JenNettles 38 points 5 hours ago

Demps: We aren't doing this unless we get Muscala

湖人球迷：邓普斯(鹈鹕GM)：除非给我们穆斯卡拉，否则我们不放戴维斯。

[–]Bucks theconfuserx2 47 points 5 hours ago

oh shitttt magic going for the buzzer beater

雄鹿球迷：我擦，魔术师这是要压哨绝杀啊

[–]Thunder lacrorear 635 points 5 hours ago

Who needs AD when you can have Mike Muscala

雷霆球迷：有了穆斯卡拉，谁还会要戴维斯呢，哈哈哈

[–]Heat eudezet 113 points 4 hours ago

Pelicans gonna look at this trade and go "We wanted Zubac, now you can gtfo"

热火球迷：鹈鹕看着这笔买卖然后说“我们想要的是祖巴茨，此刻你可以滚开了”

[–][HOU] James Harden Richt3r_scale 109 points 5 hours ago

Maybe getting a pick to send for AD

火箭球迷：也许湖人是为了获得戴维斯想多预备个选秀签。

[–]Lakers Mr-Greenie 63 points 5 hours ago

Lol there better be a pick, Muscala is shit compared to Zubac

湖人球迷：哈哈哈哈，最好有个选秀签，究竟穆斯卡拉跟祖巴茨比就是坨屎。

[–]Warriors shualton 171 points 5 hours ago*

Lol Jerry ain’t giving away no damn picks

勇士球迷：嘿嘿，LOGO男可不会送出他么的选秀签。

[–]Suns rice_bledsoe 110 points 5 hours ago

imagine if the clippers flip beas and zubac in the ultimate package for davis

太阳球迷：如果快船拿比斯利和祖巴茨当作终究的买卖添头换来了戴维斯，那就成心思了。

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobili Efetiesevenge 113 points 5 hours ago

but dont you need him for your playoff push?

吉诺比利球迷：湖人不是还需要祖巴茨的帮忙来冲刺季后赛吗？

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram puddingpupp 163 points 5 hours ago

We need Lebron healthy lol. We still have McGee who plays better with lebron and Chandler. We were playing 3 centers who imo all deserve time but we have other bigger holes right now.

湖人球迷：我们需要詹姆斯连结健康，哈哈哈。我们还麦基啊，他和詹姆斯、钱德勒同伴时打得更好。我感觉我们之前的三个中锋都应当取得上场时候，不外此刻我们还其他更年夜的缝隙要补。

[–]Lakers d_loading 52 points 4 hours ago

All three C's were fighting for the same position with the same skillset. So it's not terrible, by any means.

Not getting a pick out of this is probably the dumb part of this trade.

湖人球迷：这三个手艺类型一样的中锋此前为了统一个位置而较劲。所以不管如何，掉去祖巴茨也没那末不胜。

也许没有获得一个选秀签才是这笔买卖的笨拙的地方。

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[–][CLE] Martynas Andriuskevicius pixarfan9510 98 points 5 hours ago

I like the image of Magic peeking his head out of his office and shouting down the hall towards the Clippers, "HEY YOU GUYS WANNA TRADE?"

骑士球迷：我喜好这个画面：魔术师把脑壳探出办公室年夜门，冲着走廊另外一头的快船办公室大呼，“嘿，你们想买卖吗？”

[–]Clippers Reibella 23 points 3 hours ago

"Yo Jerry!!!! Meet me in the secret tunnel!"

快船球迷：“哟杰里！！！咱俩奥秘通道见啊！”

[–][NYK] Frank Ntilikina steezpak 632 points 5 hours ago

At least they don't have to move

尼克斯球迷：最少这些球员都不消搬场。

[–]raleighboi 24 points 5 hours ago

Just grabs their stuff and go to the other locker room at Staples

就拿着金饰去斯台普斯的另外一间更衣室就好了。

[–][LAC] Dan Dickau MoronicalOx 86 points 5 hours ago

We call this the Matt Barnes

快船球迷：我们把这类现象称之为马特-巴恩斯。

[–]Clippers _ArthurDigbySellers_ 720 points 5 hours ago

“You’ve been traded”

“Damn ok”

*walks down hall to other locker room

快船球迷：“你已被买卖了。”

“OJBK”

说着就走向了楼道何处的另外一间更衣室。

[–]Hornets KeepItRealTV 82 points 5 hours ago

I'm curious. So do the Lakers and Clippers have their own locker rooms or do staff just clean them up after every game?

黄蜂球迷：我就是好奇啊。所以说，快船和湖人是有各自的更衣室呢？仍是说工作人员每场赛后专门为他们清算出来？

[–]Clippers _ArthurDigbySellers_ 189 points 5 hours ago

I believe there are two separate home locker rooms. The stadium was built with both teams in mind.

快船球迷：我认为是有两间自力的主队更衣室。斯台普斯当初扶植时就是为两支球队斟酌的。

[–][SAS] Devin Brown Smellmyhand 39 points 4 hours ago

So Chris Paul really had to know his shit so they didn’t wind up in the Laker’s locker room. I’m impressed

马刺球迷：所以克里斯-保罗当初还真是懂行啊，否则他们怕是要去到湖人的更衣室。保罗这操作让我面前一亮。(之前有报导称，18年1月火箭不敌快船的赛后，火箭球员特雷沃-阿里扎、克里斯-保罗和詹姆斯-哈登结伴而行，经由过程后门通道前去快船的更衣室，动静人士流露，他们是想要和快船球员奥斯汀-里弗斯和布雷克-格里芬坚持。)

[–]Hornets KeepItRealTV 38 points 5 hours ago

How many secret tunnels are there? Lol.

黄蜂球迷：斯台普斯到底有几多奥秘通道啊？哈哈哈

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[–]Thunder lacrorear 1119 points 5 hours ago

I love how LeBron and Paul George turned into LeBron and Anthony Davis, which has now turned into LeBron and Mike Muscala

雷霆球迷：当初勒布朗和保罗-乔治组合的假想酿成了勒布朗和安东尼-戴维斯，这个改变我很喜好，究竟此刻这个假想的实际是勒布朗和穆斯卡拉的组合。

[–]Thunder dollarbillrussell 279 points 5 hours ago

There’s was a time this summer when I thought they were genuinely going to end up with LeBron, PG and Kawhi. Instead they got LeBron, Rondo and Muscala. Magic is a genius.

雷霆球迷：客岁炎天我一度真觉得湖人终究会获得詹姆斯、乔治和莱昂纳德。没想到却酿成了詹姆斯、隆多和穆斯卡拉。魔术师真是个天才。

[–]bobak186 25 points 5 hours ago

End of the year he's still getting votes for executive of the year

赛季竣事的时辰，他仍是会获得年度最好司理人的选票。

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