【键盘侠】脑洞大开！各个球队能为安东尼

[Serious] You are the GM of your favorite NBA team. Dell Demps calls you at midnight on Thursday morning and tells you that you have 60 seconds to give your final offer for Anthony Davis. There will be no counteroffer. 1 chance. With 0 time to think about it, what do you offer?

你此刻是你的主队的总司理，鹈鹕总司理三更打德律风给你告知你有六十秒时候给一个终究方案以互换安东尼-戴维斯，没有人任何讨价还价的余地，只有一次机遇，告知我你会供给甚么样的筹马？

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[–]SpursJ-ROCK88 1222 points 16 hours ago

I don't think we have a competitive trade package tbh

马刺球迷：我不感觉我们有任何具有竞争力的筹马嘻嘻嘻。

[–]LakersThomasFurke 348 points 15 hours ago

Wouldve been interesting if AD demanded trade last summer

湖人球迷：假如安东尼-戴维斯上个休赛期要求买卖我感受应当挺成心思的。

[–]Squalor- 114 points 13 hours ago

Why?

No way Kawhi would have stayed in New Orleans.

At least with Toronto, they were in position to make a one-year move toward a title with a little hope that he might re-sign.

New Orleans has neither of those things, so they’d be trading two years of Davis for one year of Kawhi for a team not competing for a championship appearance.

为啥？

莱昂纳德不成能有任何一点机遇留下新奥尔良。

最少在多伦多，他们还一年机遇去争冠军如许还可能让莱昂纳德留下来。

鹈鹕一无所有啊，他们会拿两年合同的戴维斯去换只有一年合同的莱昂纳德并且没有任何竞争总冠军的但愿？

[–]Lakerschillplease 49 points 13 hours ago

You could offer Derozan, Lonnie Walker, Bryn Forbes and some picks. Not the worst package

湖人球迷：你可以拿德罗赞、沃克、福布斯和一些选秀权来换啊，现实上也不是最差的筹马。

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[–]Trail Blazerscorrealvinicius 413 points 15 hours ago

CJ, Aminu, Zach two firsts and a Dame autograph

开辟者球迷：CJ-麦科勒姆、阿米奴、柯林斯和利拉德的亲笔签名一个。

[–]TheCentralFlame 27 points 12 hours ago

I have been wondering if hood might have been a deal sweetener. Like hood, Nurk, simons, three firsts, and what ever contracts make it work. I feel like to have a shot at keeping him in Portland you have to find a way to keep Dame and CJ. Probably not enough though.

我在想胡德是否是能做一个买卖添头，好比胡德+努尔基奇＋西蒙斯然后三个首轮是否是能弄定AD，我想找一个能把CJ和利拉德都留下来的方式，可能这个筹马确切不太够。

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[–]Rocketsaboooz 900 points 16 hours ago

Capela, House, Gordon, Hartenstein, and 3 future first round picks.

火箭球迷：卡佩拉、豪斯、戈登、年夜白外加三个将来首轮选秀权。

[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonTheKnicksHateMe 479 points 15 hours ago

Damn, shit just got really real really quick.

尼克斯球迷：你这出价还挺快啊。

[–]Pelicansheycindy 273 points 15 hours ago

Not really. The Pelicans would not do that unless it was either take the offer or lose AD for nothing

鹈鹕球迷：现实上还行，鹈鹕除非要一无所获了，否则不成能会做这笔买卖的。

[–][SAS] Matt Bonnerbb1432 96 points 13 hours ago

Capela is good. Very underrated.

马刺球迷：卡佩拉现实上挺好的，你们真的低估他了。

[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonTheKnicksHateMe 232 points 15 hours ago

Capela + 3 picks is better than anything I've heard reported irl

尼克斯球迷：卡佩拉加三个选秀官僚比我听到的任何一个报导里供给的筹马要好了。

[–]Pelicansheycindy 366 points 15 hours ago

There's a massive difference between lottery picks and late first round picks

鹈鹕球迷：老哥，首轮末的选秀权和乐透顺位的选秀权差距仍是不小的吧。

[–]Rocketsaboooz 164 points 15 hours ago

No guarantee we will be good come 2023/2024

火箭球迷：欠好说哦，2023年、2024年说不定我们选秀顺位就比力高了。

[–][NOP] Jrue Holidaydros1017 77 points 13 hours ago

I think EG would immediately request a trade. That dude would not be received kindly by the fans.

鹈鹕球迷：我感觉戈登会当即要求买卖吧，这家伙在我们这并没有遭到啥好评哦。

[–]PelicansAnotherStatsGuy 91 points 12 hours ago

He got traded to New Orleans for Chris Paul. We immediately decided to put him out of position and have him (a catch-and-shoot 2) play the 1 because the Clippers weren't sending any point guards back. New Orleans, of course, listened to their new franchise player, went out and got Tyreke Evans and Jrue Holiday, but Gordon's attitude never improved. The way he tried to leave in RFA was kinda of a dick move too.

鹈鹕球迷：他被鹈鹕买卖拿去换了保罗，我们让他一个打2号位的人去打了1号位，由于快船没送任何一个控卫来，固然新奥尔良服从了他们的新门面球员的定见扶正了朱-霍乐迪和泰瑞克-埃文斯，可是戈登的立场就一向很暗昧了，他分开鹈鹕的体例也不那末光华吧。

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[–]WizardsNickdoggmoneycash 405 points 16 hours ago

Otto Porter, Tomas Satoransky, Thomas Bryant, 2019 First Round Pick

Pelicans say no in a heartbeat as there are better offers out there, but that's the best we will do.

奇才球迷：奥托-波特、托马斯-布莱恩特、萨托兰斯基、2019年首轮选秀权。

鹈鹕必定会从心里谢绝这个报价，可是这是我们能供给最好的报价了。

[–]FairCoristan 97 points 15 hours ago

You wouldn’t give up john wall for Anthony Davis? Beal and Davis is a nice combo

不抛却约翰-沃尔去获得安东尼-戴维斯嘛？比尔和戴维斯估量是一对好同伴。

[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-BonsuSaprano44 340 points 15 hours ago

Pelicans don’t want Wall

猛龙球迷：鹈鹕估量不想要沃尔吧。

[–]76ersBaked_Bt 217 points 15 hours ago

Nobody wants Wall with that contract

76人球迷：没人想要有这么年夜合同的沃尔。

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[–][PHI] Clarence Weatherspoontheytook-r-jobs 214 points 15 hours ago

Markelle Fultz, Zhaire Smith, PHI 2019 1st, MIA & PHI 2021 1st.

He hangs up.

76人球迷：富尔茨、史姑娘、我们的2019年首轮加热火和76人2021年的首轮。

他必然会赞成的。

[–]Celticsriskyfartss 299 points 12 hours ago

"I will trade you potentially zero NBA players for Anthony Davis"

"Thank you very cool offer"

凯尔特人球迷：

“我将买卖0个球员来换安东尼-戴维斯。”

“感激你很是酷的报价哦。”

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[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonTheKnicksHateMe 566 points 16 hours ago

Dennis Smith, Kevin Knox, Wes Matthews, NYK 2020 unprotected, DAL 2021 unprotected, DAL 2023 top-10 protected,

尼克斯球迷：丹尼斯-史姑娘、凯文-诺克斯、韦斯利-马修斯、尼克斯2020年不受庇护的首轮签、独行侠2021年不受庇护首轮签、独行侠2023年前十顺位庇护的首轮签。

[–]Minneapolis LakersKookLife 278 points 15 hours ago

If Knicks actually know Durant and Kyrie are incoming, I bet the 2019 pick, especially if it’s #1, plus a few other assets gets it done. I kinda wonder if New Orleans will wait it out to see the landscapes of the picks, and then made a draft night trade.

丛林狼球迷：假如尼克斯可以明白获得杜兰特和欧文要来的动静，我赌博2019年的选秀权，并且假如这是个状元的话，加上一些财富鹈鹕赞成的可能性很高，我猜鹈鹕会等等看选秀环境，然后在选秀当天进行买卖。

[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 138 points 15 hours ago

That’s the high risk, high reward play

鹈鹕球迷：真是个高风险、高收益的操作啊。

[–]twasjc 97 points 14 hours ago

Like trading Porzingis to clear cap

就像买卖波尔津吉斯去清空薪金空间一样。

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[–][UTA] Donovan MitchellAttey21 229 points 14 hours ago

Jazz offer: Favors, Exum, Grayson Allen, 2 1st rd picks and the rights to the Jazz franchise name. Jazz switch to the Utah Unibrows in order to get AD to stay. They win a Championship in 2020 and AD resigns for the Max! The Utah Unibrow Dynasty is started! They win 3 championships in the next 5 years, then I wake up from my dream and all is back to normal.

爵士球迷：

爵士报价：费沃斯、艾克萨姆、阿伦，两个首轮然后爵士改名权。

爵士更名叫犹他浓眉队为的就是让他留下来，然后他们在2020年赢下总冠军，浓眉哥以顶薪续约，犹他浓眉队的王朝就此成立，他们将来五年赢下三个总冠军，然后我的梦醒了，一切归在安静。

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[–]wingram24 479 points 16 hours ago

Ball, Kuzma, Zubac, Hart and Ingram(Andre) plus 1st round picks

鲍尔、库兹马、祖巴茨、哈特和安德烈-英格拉姆加上一个首轮选秀权。

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[–]ClippersSavitz 268 points 16 hours ago

Noone can say no to Bobi + Tobi

快船球迷：没人能在博班＋托比亚斯-哈里斯如许的筹马眼前说不。

[–]HuskiesShermanator91 334 points 16 hours ago

“No”

-Dell Demps

“不”

——来自鹈鹕总司理

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[–]CavaliersOhioDudeAbides 140 points 15 hours ago

Koby Altman, the Cavs and cash considerations.

骑士球迷：科比-奥尔特曼、骑士和现金。

[–][ORL] Shaquille O'Nealblueshirt21 18 points 10 hours ago

What about the Nets pick?

魔术球迷：篮网选秀权去哪了？

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[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-BonsuSaprano44 190 points 15 hours ago

Siakam, Delon, OG, JV, and 2 Unprotected 1st (2021, 2023)

猛龙球迷：西亚卡姆、狄龙、OG、瓦兰丘纳斯和两个不受庇护的首轮(2021，2023)

[–]RaptorsMetaFlight 88 points 14 hours ago

Way too much for a rental. Infact this is a very dumb offer. This is more than we gave up for Kawhi.

猛龙球迷：假如只是租借的话这也花得太多了，这是一个很是笨拙的报价，这要比我们为获得莱昂纳德抛却很多很多。

[–]HawksrediKELous 56 points 15 hours ago

Vince Carter. 1 for 1. How do you say no to arguably the 7th best shooting guard of all time?

老鹰球迷：文斯-卡特，一对一买卖，你会在面临汗青前七分位的时辰说不买卖嘛？

[–]WarriorsAZGzx 64 points 14 hours ago

nowhere in this thread : GSW responses...

"hello, you have 60 seconds to trade for AD, no counteroffer, tell me now."

"hello? "Hello?"

勇士球迷：居然没人说勇士的反映嘛？

“你好，你有60秒来想一个买卖AD的方案，此刻告知我吧。”

对方挂断了德律风……

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