【键盘侠】科比戏称生儿与否要看瓦妮莎

Kobe was asked if he'll keep trying until he gets a boy: "That's Vanessa's call, man. Bro, listen... happy wife, happy life."

近日，科比在加入一档节目时被问道是不是会继续测验考试直到生个儿子，他答道：“这要看瓦妮莎的了。哥们儿，听着，妻子高兴，糊口才舒心。”

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[–][OKC] Paul George Pervy_Sensei 1092 points 12 hours ago

Are you telling me Kobe isn’t gonna keep shooting?

雷霆球迷：这是说科比不接着出手了吗？

[–]dofun400 22 points 11 hours ago

Please we need a Kobe jr

奉求啊，我们还需要个小科比呢

[–]Trail Blazers postbyproxy 345 points 12 hours ago

His efficiency numbers are slipping. He's doing what's best for the team.

开辟者球迷：他的效力值鄙人降。他这么做是为球队斟酌。

[–]Knicks IlikePogz 172 points 9 hours ago

0/4 but he would rather be 0/15 than 0/0

尼克斯球迷：这才4中0嘛，可他甘愿15中0,也好过0中0吧。

[–]Thunder WetLikeMyJumperTho 47 points 8 hours ago

Mamba mentality

雷霆球迷：这就是曼巴精力。

[–]fullmetaljackit 9 points 10 hours ago

I kinda wish Kobe and Candice Parker would have a son together.

我有点但愿科比和坎迪斯-帕克一路生个儿子。

[–]Kings StranzVanWaldenberg 902 points 11 hours ago

A friend of mine had 4 boys and she desperately wanted a girl and convinced her husband to try one last time...aaaand twin boys.

Kobe, being smart as usual.

国王球迷：我有个伴侣原本有4个儿子，她很想要个女儿，然后说服她老公做了最后一次测验考试……然后，生了对双胞胎儿子。

老科啊，可别犯胡涂啊。

[–]Mr_Unbiased 201 points 11 hours ago

Lmao

哈哈哈，笑死老子了！

[–]Illionaires 146 points 13 hours ago

Dominate child bearing.

他们在生孩子方面很有统治力啊。

[–]Lakers 2nd_Tinder_Date 75 points 10 hours ago

i wonder how much money they spend on kids, or everyone eats rice and beans

湖人球迷：我却是好奇你那伴侣佳耦俩在孩子身上花了几多钱，或说大师常日都是粗茶淡饭？

[–]themilkman42069 110 points 9 hours ago

You just need so many calories a week for 6 boys Jesus Christ. Couldn’t imagine what dinner has to look like. Feeding a god damn army

天呐，这6个儿子每周光是成长所需的热量就很多了啊。不可思议他们的一餐饭会是咋样的。这特么是养一支戎行啊。

[–]Knicks capitalistsanta 10 points 6 hours ago

If it costs about 美金233,610 to raise a kid from birth to 17 years old, and Kobe is worth about 美金500MM he could have 2140.32 children. That last one might come out kinda off but like goddamn

假如把一个新生儿养年夜到17岁需破费23万3610美金，而科比的身家有五亿美金，那他可以养2140.32个孩子。也许最后一个能成，可这太特么扯了。

[–]Cavaliers epiktek[S] 131 points 11 hours ago

If Kobe gets a boy, he'll be fined by the NBA for tampering.

骑士球迷：如果科比获得了儿子，那他会由于诱拐罪被同盟罚款的。

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[–]Grizzlies thecaptain1220 52 points 11 hours ago

Reminds me of Gordon Heyward : Daddy's always happy

灰熊球迷：这让我想到了海沃德：爸比老是很高兴。

[–]walodapat1 61 points 12 hours ago

Gordon Hayward says HI.

海沃德向你问好。

[–]VishnuPradeet 19 points 10 hours ago

Skip: "MJ's wife had a boy on the first try!"

乔丹第一发就是个儿子！

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[–]Bulls snowcone_wars 320 points 12 hours ago

What the fuck kind of question is that?

"Kobe, is a daughter not good enough for you, do you need a son?"

公牛球迷：这主持人都特么问的啥问题？

“科比，你是否是感觉女儿还不敷好，你想要个儿子吗？”

[–]Suns suns_fan13 30 points 12 hours ago

Perfectly reasonable question, nothing to get offended on behalf of Kobe over lol settle down now

太阳球迷：这个问题很正常啊，没需要急着为科比出头，哈哈哈，淡定点。

[–]Celtics PM_ME_SEXY_BOOBIES 26 points 9 hours ago

Man, I don't get why people try for a certain sex. If I get a girl one day that I want to have kids with and she gets pregnant, I would be so stoked I wouldn't care either way.

凯尔特人球迷：天呐，我就弄不懂了，为啥大师总决心想生儿或生女。假如我今后碰着了一个想与之生子的姑娘，她怀孕了的话，那我会很是高兴，生男生女都一样。

[–][LAC] Glen DavisBTS_BloodSweatTears 40 points 9 hours ago

I know Kobe is huge in China but Kobe ain't Chinese like that.

快船球迷：我知道科比在中国很受接待，可科比不会像中国人那样那末想要儿子的。

[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchell Spida2YBanana 169 points 12 hours ago

It ain't like that man, don't overthink it. Most men want a boy.

爵士球迷：不是那样的老哥，别过度解读。年夜部门汉子都想要个儿子。

[–]Lakers lakerswiz 147 points 12 hours ago

And he has 4 girls now. Wanting one of the other gender isn't all that crazy.

湖人球迷：并且科比都有4个女儿了，想要个儿子也没那末不正常吧。

[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmpo Sittardia 42 points 8 hours ago

Well yeah, most don’t care too much about the gender of their first-born, because it’s their first child.

But a lot of men want a son, or women want a daughter, because it kinda feels like they truly have a second version of them that will continue the legacy.

And especially with men who are into sports, they often want a son so they can play sports with them.

雄鹿球迷：这么说吧，年夜大都人不是很在意他们第一胎的性别，由于那是他们的第一个孩子。

可是年夜大都汉子要想要个儿子，而女人想要个女儿，由于这就感受他们能看到第二个本身，未来能延续本身的光辉。

特殊是那些体育界的汉子，他们一般都想要个儿子，如许他们就可以和本身的儿子一路打球。

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