亚博：国外也有段子手: 看球还点不测收成?

Campbelljaa (阿森纳球迷)： 想要打手枪,就去看枪手！(Arsenal ’s match now is a perfect wanking material.)

Aidsfart (阿森纳球迷)： 仍是把厄齐尔换下去吧,否则这角逐都快爽成小黄片了…(Needed to get Ozil subbed this game was close to becoming a porn )

dead_siaf (未知主队球迷)： 这场角逐阿森纳就已能肯定十月份的最好进球前三名了！(The October top 3 goals of Arsenal at this rate.)

Cerxa (未知主队球迷)： 皇马连第一位的进球都肯定了！(Real Madrid has made the top 1.)

Wrongbody (未知主队球迷)： 厄齐尔式帽子戏法：进球,助攻,二阶助攻.(the ozil hat-trick: goal , assist , assist to the assist.)

Nick316166 (阿森纳球迷)： 厄齐尔的传球,的确都能把原子给切割开！(Ozil could split an atom with a pass. Great.)

DidYouSayK (未知主队球迷)： 如果让厄齐尔去找昔时的出事马航客机,那说不定就找到了！(Ozil could find the Malaysian flight if he had a try.)

purJackalope117 (热刺球迷)： 天呐,本年的前5 名竞争真是太剧烈了,欧冠资历不轻易啊！(Jesus the top 5 are tight this year. It ' ;s gonna be tough getting CL again.)

MartialFC (曼联球迷)： 啊？(What ?)

Dark-X (巴萨球迷)： 辣鸡已加盟巴萨5 年了,本身也不是塞维利亚青训身世,但此刻面临塞维利亚进球仍然谢绝庆贺,值得尊重！(5 years with us , Ivan still won ' ;t celebrate vs Sevilla. He is not even a youth product of them. Respect.)

fuckthisshit0102 (巴萨球迷)： 特尔施特根大要是一个由弹性钢铁细胞构成,并且还具有没有限反映能力的汉子吧！(Ter Stegen is a man made of elastic iron cells and infinite reflexes.)

Kirkrrr (巴萨球迷)： 巴萨全场最好：特尔施特根；塞维利亚全场最好：登贝莱！(MOTM for Barca: Ter Stegan. MOTM for Sevilla: Dembele.)

NotAnurag (巴萨球迷)： 看到皮克能阐扬好真是长舒一口吻,踢国米我们得需要一个像样的后防地才行…(Low key I ’m happy that pique actually looked good today. We ’ll need a good defense against Inter.)

Panteraepantico (弗拉门戈球迷)： 其实我不太相信特尔施特根能防住皮克玩火…(I do not believe MatS can defend agains Pique.)

Culesamericano (巴萨球迷)： 能不克不及把我的胳膊拿走,不要让我们的小可爱受伤啊…(Take my arm instead please just don ' ;t let anything happen to our love.)

Currul (未知主队球迷)： 直播里的一哥们脱口而出梅西将伤缺20 个月(其实他是想说20 天),那时吓得我都快拉裤子里了…(One dude on the TV just said that Messi could be 20 months out (He meant 20 days ) and I almost gave a shit in my pants.)

omegaxLoL (曼联球迷)： 固然只踢了20 分钟,但这仍然是一场梅西主宰了的角逐…(That was honestly looking like a classic Messi dominant performance , instead it ' ;s over in 20 minutes.) ItsJimmyBoy19 (皇马球迷)： 不要焦急让梅西这么早复出,究竟没需要上场去踢弱队的…(But don ’t push him to come back. Don ’t want to waste him against a trash team.)

simomii (皇马球迷)： 是谁说我们分开C 罗就破不了记载了？(Who said we wouldn ' ;t break records after being free from Ronaldo.)

gintoki-sama (皇马球迷)： 分开了C 罗,最少我们输得更像一个整体了！(At least without Ronaldo we ’re losing as a team.)

BOTHROPS-ASPER (未知主队球迷)： 洛跪特吉.(Flopetegui.)

DashingPhonyRhodes (AC 米兰球迷)： 固然皇马此刻踢成一坨翔,但赛季末还不是在欧冠决赛赢个5-0 ！(Madrid looking garbage now , but it means they ’ll probably win the CL 5-0 in the final.)

Tizer_ (切尔西球迷)： 看到库尔图瓦在皇马如斯超卓的表示,真是好高兴呢！(Nice to see Courtois having a good time in Madrid :)

GorillAffe (门兴球迷)： 每当踢皇马的时辰,对方门将恍如城市巅峰卡西附身一样…(I feel like a lot of goalkeepers turn into prime Casillas when playing against Real lmao )

Jezfps (皇马球迷)： 保级年夜战正式打响了！(Relegation battle begin.)

Matg09 (巴萨球迷)： 还能再加小我么…(Room for one more ?)

Matg09 (巴萨球迷)： 天呐,看来国度德比将是保级路上最要害的6 分之战啊！(Jesus at this rate El clasico Will be A relegation 6 pointer.)

RuralHuman (西班牙球迷)： 都赖老佛爷,卖了C 罗也不买人,你不买顶级先锋也就算了,最少得买个能射的先锋吧…(This is all on Perez for selling Ronaldo and not getting a striker. Not a world class one , but at least someone who can shoot the ball.)

Zimbelboi (皇马球迷)： 我已决议明天就去看皇马的篮球赛了！(Looking forward to our basketball team tomorrow.)

Sureshot006 (莱比锡球迷)： 帮伴侣问的,为啥有小我能在5 个月内接连在国度队和俱乐手下课啊！(Lmao how does one get fired from both the national team and club in 5 months asking for a friend.)

GOR098 (未知主队球迷)： 为了改变西甲二人转的场合排场,皇马巴萨可谓专心良苦啊！(Seems like Real & ; Barca are working very hard to change that 2 horse race thing.) NationalAnswer (皇马球迷)： 好啦,但愿齐祖已过了个兴奋的假期,此刻能从头回来工作了么…(Alright I hope Zidane ' ;s enjoyed his break and is ready to come back.)

dandylionsg7 (皇马球迷)： 我TM 真不知道这都踢得甚么玩意,估量洛佩特吉也啥都不知道吧！(I have no idea wtf is happening and I ' ;m sure Lopetegui feels the same.)

Dispelthemyth (英格兰球迷)： 大师都慌了…快藏好你们的内马尔、阿扎尔和萨拉赫们,皇马就要来了！(Everyone be afraid , protect you Neymars , Hazards and Salas because Madrid are coming.)

FifaDK (曼联球迷)： 泥煤的,当看见有6 分钟补时的时辰,我就知道会呈现这成果…(Knew this would happen when we got 6 mins added time. Fucks sake.)

RoflJoe (曼联球迷)： 我代表德赫亚坐在这里生气！(I ' ;m sitting here getting angry on behalf of de Gea.)

FamousCurrency (未知主队球迷)： 看着萨里嚼烟,我都感觉本身要得癌症了…(Watching sarri chew all those cigarettes is giving me cancer.)

holla15 (未知主队球迷)： 萨里必然烦透了,角逐踢的时候越长,不就越晚才能去抽烟么？(Sarri is getting pissed , the longer this game takes the longer it ' ;ll be before he can get a smoke.)

Theenigmacode (利物浦球迷)： 我真想让博格巴脱失落上衣,然后也露出"怎样总是我" 的口号...(I fully expect Pogba to take off his shirt and say why always me.)

You_aint_gotta_lie (切尔西球迷)： 博格巴的表示仍是不错的,只要他不去戍守就行…(Pogba is so damn good when he doesn ' ;t have to do any defending.)

Thefacelessvoice (曼联球迷)： 突然发现费莱尼似乎不在替补席上,那此刻穆帅筹算怎样办啊？(Just noticed Fellani isnt on the bench. What is Mou gonna do now ??)

UmpireAJS (阿森纳球迷)： 我看见切尔西的角逐打算了,就是在最后关头再进球,如许曼联就没时候去还击了！(I see Chelsea ' ;s plan. Score the second goal late enough so United can ' ;t mount a comeback.)

JohnSmackSmack (沃特福德球迷)： 这剧情怎样感受都看过100 遍了…(Feel like I ’ve seen this game 100 times.)

Tsubasa_sama (利物浦球迷)： 好吧,咱只需要赢个12-0 就可以登榜首了！(Its okay lads a 12-0 win will see us top the table.)

Serpentman (伯恩利球迷)： 每周都抚慰本身还下周…(There ' ;s always next week...)

Aquadamn (葡萄牙球迷)： 好但愿看曼城去踢巴萨或尤文啊！(I want to see City v Barcelona and/or Juventus.)

Idkfunnyusername (巴萨球迷)： 我仍是想看他们去踢皇马…(I wanna see them against Madrid.)

dump_user5000 (利物浦球迷)： 到了1 月份,联赛归属就要见分晓了！(the league wil be decided in January. isn ' ;t it ?)

Recreant57 (热刺球迷)： 上个1 月不就已见分晓了吗？(not last January ?)

Damrider (未知主队球迷)： 马赫雷斯看起来就像是梳了个***妈感觉帅的发型…(mahrez looks like his mom has been brushing his hair telling him what a handsome boy he is.)

ottawaZed (未知主队球迷)： 我不需要靠吸年夜麻才能嗨,看曼城的角逐就已有不异的结果了！(I don ' ;t have to smoke legal weed to get high , this goal is good enough to get me the same effects.)

Chromate_Magnum (伯恩利球迷)： 想象一下你的球队0-3 掉队,而对方却要把丁丁换上场,还比这更糟的工作么…(Imagine being 0-3 down , and seeing KDB come on. Nothing can be worse )

Aiaraya (皇马球迷)： 好比换上的是梅西？(How about seeing Messi come on ?)

Archieves12 (利物浦球迷)： 这场球独一的亮点就是最后竟还赢了...(The only surprise in this game is a won.)

MichuAtDeGeaBa (蒙古球迷)： 这角逐绝对是第二天我就一点也想不起来产生了甚么的那种类型…(Gonna be one of those games that I completely forget about by the next day.)

好了,亲爱的小火伴们,本期的"国外也有段子手" 就为大师播报到这了,让我们下期不见不散！